Sometimes pick-up lines work fine and other times... not so much.

#1

Was on tiktok its more of a dirtier one though....
Guy- spell me
Girl- m-e
Guy- you forgot the D-
Girl- Theres no d in me
Guy- not yet

Sorry i know its dirty but its the only one i really know...

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Juan Hernandez
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1 month ago

😦I’m at a loss of words. No better yet does these work. Like I feel like I genuinely would get smacked if I tried these

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#2

Are you Neon? Because you’re a 10 in my book!


I’m a chemistry nerd please don’t judge me

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#3

Not something said to me, but: do you have an extra heart? You stole mine.

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#4

Are you a thief?

Because you stole my heart!

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Anthony Goldstein (female)
Community Member
1 month ago

Are you a thief? because im missing a ring and I kinda need it back.

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#5

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Lamest pick-up line I've ever heard. XD

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