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Is there any conspiracy theory you actually believe? Which one? Why?
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#1
That in 2016, the weasel that got into CERN's large hadron collider and messed it up actually shifted us from our timeline into this stupid one and that's why.. well.. *gestures broadly at everything*
Final score:
24points
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#2
That Trump voters know he is lying but they don't care because he tells them lies they want to hear.
Final score:
20points
geezeronthehill 1 year ago
Politicians lie when they have to. Trump lies because he can't help it. If his mouth is open, he's telling a lie.
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fancy unicorn 1 year ago
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people that live there! what a maroon
DC 1 year ago (edited)
They don't care because they consider themselves not the adressee of the lie, but an accomplice. They're in it with him, or at least they think they are.
Rebecca Moucha 1 year ago
That's what we have been saying about liberals all along! Long before Trump decided to run for President..
DC 1 year ago
I think even I saw him do that. He seems to succeed in 1 of about 20 attempts. Well, succeed is open to debate here, of course, as this is a rather generous viewpoint towards this issue, but if we set strict criteria like for everybody else, he'll always ever only fail, and so easy a target is boring, so being generous about what is to be considered a success is something we can easily afford. Not so in regard to voting. I'd love to still know the US are on our side - the side of humanism, enlightenment, freedom (actual freedom, not the warped concept thereof that results from a gun fetish taking up the majority of brain activity), but if they elect this stupid SOB again, europe should finally, once and for all, emancipate itself completely. There's nothing we can do for Trump-led USA, and frankly, nothing the Trump-led USA have to offer is of any interest to us. If we can't rely on allies, on contracts and such, we don't need to have them at all. Please, dear US citizens, vote!
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Not saying I am "for sure" about it, no, not really but....if Hollywood was to create an anti Christ that closely followed all the awful traits an anti christ should have from exerpts of the bible, it would look and just like the Orange Cheeto. The only problem being nobody would find the character believable, it would be 2 dimensional and just way too obvious right.?. Anyhoo
Final score:
19points
#4
I think Trump's ear shot was a set-up to win over the public, playing the ‘martyr’. Even the people who died and the guy who was arrested... it could all be a set-up organised by Trump and his collaborators.
Final score:
12points
Katy McMouse 1 year ago
I've had the same thought, especially the second attempt. ABSOLUTELY nothing would surprise me, at this point.
#5
I believe that we have already met aliens, but they’ve decided that we are too primitive to attempt further contact and cooperation.
Final score:
12points
PinkittenGirl(she/they) 1 year ago
I bet they saw trump and thought "these beings are inferior"
Jay Freeman 1 year ago
For me it goes back to Contact...Ellie's answer to what one thing would she say to the aliens: "Well, I suppose it would be, how did you do it? How did you evolve, how did you survive this technological adolescence without destroying yourself?"
#6
The oil companies knew about the greenhouse effect and spread disinformation to keep on doing business. This disinformation included the '100 mpg carburetor ' myth.
Final score:
11points
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Aside from the “100mpg carburetor” it’s documented fact.
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The reason that Donald Trump complains so much about the 2020 election being stolen is to distract people from the fact that he stole the 2016 election. Do you remember how Howard Dean was deemed “unpresidential” because he made some sort of noise after the Iowa caucus? Donald Trump does two or three things less presidential than that before breakfast every day, and yet he won the REPUBLICAN nomination? Republicans are more uptight about decorum than any other political party, but they nominate a raving nut? It makes no sense.
Final score:
10points
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
Wasn’t there some evidence that Russia interfered? And Trump is all buddy-buddy with Russia…
Rebecca Moucha 1 year ago
Russia's collusion never happened. Hilary even went on national TV and said it was a lie, perpetrated by herself, dnc members, and spy Christopher Steele. She said it was all fiction made up by Mr Steele to rig the 2016 election in her favor. Yet people like you keep on and on and on about it
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#8
That those "climate activists" who, for example, throw soup at precious artworks or glue themselves to the road are actually paid by those who profit from fossil fuels. It makes the legit climate activists look unhinged by association and thus, it's easier to shut down any constructive discussion about green energy, sustainability and climate change.
Final score:
9points
#9
That there's a cabal of billionaires and corporations that actually does pretty much control the US gov't. And most other gov'ts around the world.
It's a conspiracy, but not much of a secret. It's not like they're really trying to hide it anymore.
Final score:
9points
Nylah 1 year ago
thets called a tnc, or trans-national corporation.they use fdi,or foreign drect investment to invest in poorer countries .the issue is; look at nigeria, for example. shell oil gets a large amount of its oil from nigeria. it then sells the oil to other countries, keeping most of the profits, barely paying the nigerian gov't anything. in spite of this, many nigerians see shell corp. as an alt. gov't as it employs many people, and does bring some benefits to the people, such as scholarships and food packages.however, they are also harming the people. look at the ogoni 9, 9 men who were executed by the nigerian gov't on shell's orders. its actually really interesting, look it up (tw for violence, political /corporate violence, ect). the govt cant do anything as shell is its main source of income. look at franks dependancy theory.
#10
Food companies and pharmaceutical companies - which often are owned by the same conglomerate - conspire to make us eat unhealthful foods so we need drügs to treat our ills.
Final score:
5points
Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago
There's actually something similar that did happen... the guy who sold some pharmacutical medicinne (either alergy or heart) is the same guy who sells weed killer, because aparently dandeliond (the prime yellows not the older whites) help with your health if u eat them, so he sell weed killer to kill rhem and sells meds to help our health
#11
The Wuhan SARS lab...it's just too much coincidence.
Final score:
4points
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Whether or not it is logical is an entirely different question than whether or not it is true.
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I'm sure Oswald acted alone and killed Kennedy. There was no conspiracy. But I think it's possible that after the assassination, Hoover had evidence destroyed because he realized the FBI had failed to put the pieces together and spot that Oswald was a threat.
Final score:
4points
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
My theory is that Oswald was acting alone but that he actually missed and Kennedy was subsequently shot, completely accidentally, by a secret service agent in the car behind while raising his gun to identify where the Oswald's shot had come from.
Kallen Kneeland 1 year ago
This one is impressive. I don't believe it, but I'm in awe of the mind that thought it!
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#13
I believe the possibility that our life could be a simulation. Not a full believer, but I believe it's a possibility. Maybe that's why everything is messed up. A simulation of the worst possible world scenario.
Final score:
4points
StrangeOne 1 year ago
There are times it feels like I'm living in a Truman show type of world. But it's weird. I get a lot of s**t thrown my way, then the solutions just fall into place. There are things I think of in my head at work. Never mentioned to anyone. But my managers call me out on it. Super weird. Either that, or I must be that easy to read.
#14
Marilyn Monroe was murder was orchestrated by the Kennedy’s
Final score:
3points
#15
I don’t strongly believe this, but sometimes I wonder about if COVID was made in a lab. Just the fact that it’s so contagious, that it affects so many areas of the body (not just the lungs but the brain as well), makes me feel like it was a biological weapon that escaped before it was ready (hence it’s not lethal enough) and before they had made a better way to control it.
Final score:
2points
Zaach 1 year ago
You should check out other pandemics - it becomes pandemic b/c it is contagious; the "Spanish" flu meets or exceeds your description; bubonic plague/black death; measles, et c
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) (Submission author) 1 year ago
It is entirely possible that it just came from bats or pangolins or something, but since there is already some suspicion of it originating from a lab, and China wasn’t exactly clear on where it came from, that’s why I have some suspicion.
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 1 year ago
It's a type of corona virus. Colds, bronchitis, for example, are also types of corona viruses. When you have it, it can get very severe if you end up with a phlegm in your lungs. About 2 years before the whole pandemic, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I had spikes in my chest and lungs, high fever, severely dehydrated, pounding headache, weakness, muscle soreness. I've had bronchitis before, this felt way worse. Ended up having to go to the hospital. I had chest x-rays, many blood tests, that nose test, IVs. I was sent home with little answers as to what it was. Something about a virus like bronchitis. I think it turned into pneumonia. The whole experience was bizarre in the hospital. There were a lot of tests with no information given to me. They didn't want to let me go until my heart rate went down. I was scared and stressed. The doctors couldn't get an IV in, so they tried 5 times and dragged the big needle in my hand. No anesthesia for that. What were they doing?
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) (Submission author) 1 year ago
They could’ve engineered it from another coronavirus. It’s probably way easier to make with something to base it on…like I said, I don’t take it as a fact cuz I don’t really have any evidence that isn’t circumstantial, but it’s an interesting idea to entertain
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Big Brother IS listening. I did not search Rhinoceros!! Yet there it is all over my internet!!
Final score:
1point
#17
The the dead internet theory
Final score:
0points
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
As a completely and totally seriously real human I strongly disagree with this theory.
John Dilligaf 1 year ago
I looked it up so you don't have to: From wikipeadia - The dead Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that, due to a coordinated and intentional effort, the Internet now consists mainly of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation to control the population and minimize organic human activity..... Proponents of the theory believe these social bots were created intentionally to help manipulate algorithms and boost search results in order to manipulate consumers...... Some proponents of the theory accuse government agencies of using bots to manipulate public perception.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
What would be the purpose, though? What does the government gain by doing this?
Load More Replies... Nylah 1 year ago
considering how closely interlinked my commmunity is, and how many communities i am in, and how each member of each community i am in is also part of another community, and each member in their community is part of another community, ect , i highly doubt that most of the internet is ai. with that said, it is likely that some online activity is bots.
The Rogue Adventurers. 1 year ago
I mean theres definitely parts, think of the weird AI ran facebook pages, with comments on the posts entirely made by bot accounts. But most places online aren't like that (at least not yet)
#18
that whatever my relatives say, music, money and friendship is better than the adult thing that lovers do in private
Final score:
0points
#19
Not sure if this a conspiracy theory but that computer chips are backwards engineered extraterrestrial technology. I can see the progression from vacuum tubes to solid state technology but there seems a few missing steps to printed silicon semiconductors. I understand the process involved in their manufacture and how they work, but the jump from actual transistors and capacitors to the miniaturization and dense packing of the modern equivalent of the solid state components is pretty amazing and in many ways much like explaining evolution by skipping some critical steps in the middle.
Final score:
-1point
Corwin 02 1 year ago
Early concepts of an integrated circuit go back to 1949 and this is the first IC Kilby_soli...b25194.jpg 
Justin Tyme 1 year ago
We are talking about technology from a species that is more advanced than humans. Obviously the full reverse-engineering and production process would take years to develop. Also, if the scientists were to produce electronics that seemed to be a sudden leap of 50 or 100 years beyond what was available at the time, then that would have been too suspicious. They had to reveal it one step at a time.
Load More Replies... DC 1 year ago
Again ... no. People who believe such fairy tales simply don't have a grasp on how any product is developed. If you wanna spot the unusual, knowing the usual, the expectable, is to be required, not to be avoided. Once that is set straight, belief in alien technology isn't even worth a thought anymore.
#20
I actually think that the pyramids were not built by humans, because the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters a second, and guess what... the pyramids coordinates are 29.979248. The pyramids were built around 1500 BC to 2700 BC but the speed of light was only discovered in 1676. *mic drop*
Final score:
-1point
Earonn - 1 year ago
Read the book "My Paranormal Bicycle" where exactly this one is explained: if you get enough numbers, one of them will just by chance (or clever rounding) match some natural number. It's like getting two people with the same birthday if only the group is big enough.
Doodles1983 1 year ago
Less than 30 people in a group and 2 are likely to share a birthday.
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
If precision surveying and building are evidence of alien influence, then every premodern civilization had alien instructors.
Load More Replies... Drew Evans (Submission author) 1 year ago
everyone always say the pyramids were built by aliens and this is crazy cause we didn't now the speed of light, and if you do some research, there's lots of super cool theories about the pyramids and aliens
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Reverse-engineering of electronics technology from alien spacecraft. e.g. The crash debris that was allegedly an alien craft was found near Roswell, New Mexico on July 2, 1947. The first transistor was demonstrated just a few months later on December 23, 1947. Interesting coincidence of timing, wasn’t it?
Final score:
-3points
Lee Henderson 1 year ago
After seeing the first transistor, the aliens just had to have much better technology. I don't know how to post a picture here.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
As far as I can tell, you can only post pictures in a reply. Click on the camera icon beside the “post” button, and then upload. IMG_2253-6...f1-png.jpg 
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