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You know, some people say these insults. I really need some responses to the mean things that people say like "Shut up", "Did I ask?" or "It's a fact" so that I can stand up to the mean people around us.
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#1
To "Did i ask?" "No, but you should ask your barber for a refund" Or "No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"
Final score:
4points
ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago
That barber one is freaking GOLD. I'm saving that one for life
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#2
A good answer to "shut up" is "Can you show me an example? Thanks."
Final score:
2points
#3
Q: did i ask? A: do i care enough for it to matter? did your parents ask for you? sometimes its nice to learn new things, clearly you don't know that. idk man
Final score:
2points
#4
To "no one asked" and similar, I have come up with this: 'No one needs to ask'
Final score:
1point
#5
Do i need your permission bestie?? Do I? well I dont mon amie, I really dont. orrriftheyblondeyoucouldsaytheylookliketheysimpforabasketballbutidontthinkanyonegetsthatrefrence.
Final score:
1point
#7
Not that good but: Q: Did I ask? A: Did I ask to know if you asked?
Final score:
0points
#8
In these situations, you really want to asses the timing and everything. For "Shut up" -A deadpan no - "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin. -A deadpan "No". -"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.
Final score:
0points
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