You know, some people say these insults. I really need some responses to the mean things that people say like "Shut up", "Did I ask?" or "It's a fact" so that I can stand up to the mean people around us.
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To "Did i ask?"
"No, but you should ask your barber for a refund"
Or
"No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"
That barber one is freaking GOLD. I'm saving that one for life
A good answer to "shut up" is "Can you show me an example? Thanks."
Q: did i ask?
A:
do i care enough for it to matter?
did your parents ask for you?
sometimes its nice to learn new things, clearly you don't know that.
idk man
To "no one asked" and similar, I have come up with this:
'No one needs to ask'
Do i need your permission bestie?? Do I? well I dont mon amie, I really dont.
orrriftheyblondeyoucouldsaytheylookliketheysimpforabasketballbutidontthinkanyonegetsthatrefrence.
Not that good but:
Q: Did I ask?
A: Did I ask to know if you asked?
In these situations, you really want to asses the timing and everything.
For "Shut up"
-A deadpan no
- "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin.
-A deadpan "No".
-"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.
