Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Ok but you can freeze time

you will suddenly have the urge to use the bathroom and it will get worse the longer you hold your breath

But your weak to temperatures below 15c (59f).

You hear baby shark everytime you use fire and water. You hear the default alarm that you can't stop everytime you use earth and air.

Ok but when you leave it, you go to reddit instead

You'll see a lot you actually don't want to see

But the definition of 'Plant' relates to factories and heavy machinery.

creating too much water will cause extreme dehydration

you have to stay that way forever and ppl forget ur existence.

Every time you teleport you leave a hungry, angry chimpanzee in the spot you just left.

the food is always past its due date.

Only they understand what you say, but you can't understand what they say.

everybody knows, so you get blamed every time something catches fire, you get blamed

Every time you use your power, you lose a friend. If you excercise your power too much you will eventually become “socially invisible.”

The side effect is that time travel is like trying to push the two opposite poles of magnets together. You are always repelled from your desired destination. You may be able to get somewhat near it. But you are never able to arrive exactly where (when) you want.

Side effect: you will age faster.

Every time you do so, the earth spinning makes you land somewhere random. Imagine jumping in New York and landing in Berlin.

But you're not stronger so once the floating stops you feel much heavier than usual and with every hard punch you might break your own bones.

But the demogorgan develops an unhealthy crush on you.

It isn't very controlled, so you make lots of mistakes. If you make a mistake, you might create a toxic chemical or explosive, or set off an atomic chain reaction, creating an atomic bomb.

But it’s only for the first time trying. Then you have to “recharge” that specific skill. Until then, it’s up to your natural skills

You can't really talk, only recite phrases from their story.

You can see everyone’s darkest thoughts, and need therapy after what you’ve seen but you don’t trust your therapists either. Also people can read yours

However every time you do, you’re permanently scarred.

But you skip the first 30s of every video you try to watch

But you’re not able to use that energy to complete anything on your own to-do list.

But it’s never food you’re craving or want to eat.

But you can only be the thing you shapeshift into for 7 mins or else thats what you are forever !

but you can only shapeshift for up to 5 minutes each time!

You are the only one who can do it, so all species of animal are crowded constantly around you, trying to talk.

Tetraplegia

The side effect is that you have incredibly poor judgment as to which animal to turn into in which situation. So you repeatedly become a turkey right before thanksgiving, a mink in a fur store, or a cow standing right outside a meat processing plant.

But whenever you use it things go painfully slow or so fast that you miss important things.

You can't see anything while flying

But every time you shapeshift you don't know what you shapeshift into. (For example, if you wanted to change into a lion you would change into anything but a lion).

But there are some informations you regret knowing

But you always wake up tired.

But you can only say the censored words for every comment you post FOREVER

... but you can't go back. Only ever further, only ever next, not previous...

Except you never have any use for any of those so it would be worthless

But the clothes are always scratchy and uncomfortable

It is very painful, because your body is literally getting squished and stretched.

you cant shapeshift back into your original body

when growing back you are permanently an inch smaller than you were last time.

The art is always worthless

But every minute there is a year where you live so you stay for 1 minute 1 year passed so if you stay for 100 minutes you die

Except every time you remember a piece of the past, you forget something about your present, or you lose a piece of reality, just sinking further into the memories, not knowing what's real or not ... Sorry that was weird, I'm a writer

Every word that you say has to be lyrics of Stains Of Time. Every word.

but you can only shapeshift once a month!

stamina is less than before

But you are sensitive to heat.

But when you freeze time you cannot move.

but you can't tell anyone about the future unless you first say the sentence "I love you"

But whatever you turn into… you must remain as that person/thing for a week.

But you can't use the language you both speak and as a result can't understand them

Ok but you do the same exact things those other people do (e.g. make someone walk 10 steps: you walk 10 steps too)

But you constantly day dream and lose focus so u can't actually think about other peoples feelings

the animals speak a different language than you so you can’t understand them!