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Just continue the story from the last person and add only one sentence. This challenge is heavily influenced by SwissCheesy Chess's post of the same name from three months ago.
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You're a Wyvern, Spud.
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Random Person 4 years ago
According to Wikipedia: A wyvern (/ˈwaɪvərn/ WY-vərn, sometimes spelled wivern) is a legendary winged dragon that is bipedal and usually depicted with a tail ending in a diamond- or arrow-shaped tip. The wyvern in heraldry and folklore is rarely fire-breathing, unlike four-legged dragons.
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Whenever Spud tried to heat up his insides and breath fire, nothing but a puff of air escaped
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One day, Spud went to a doctor to try and solve the problem.
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Not to be deterred, Spud decided to walk outside to the pool for some leisure time.
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Unfortunately, he had forgotten to fill the pool before he jumped in
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So he crashed into the bottom of the pool, but he went right through it into a tunnel below.
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In the tunnel below, Spud found a cave full of gold and gems! He had never had a hoard before, so he was celebrating happily. He quickly scampered over and climbed onto his new treasures.
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then he found a chamber with a single gem on a pedestal it was glowing
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He tried to take the gem but as soon as he touched it, 2 mice appeared.
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He ran, and ran, and ran, and suddenly, he woke up in his bed.
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Spud then saw a f*****g sped
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So, Spud went to another doctor.
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The doctor turned him down because he was not equipped for his special needs. Dismayed, the dragon went to the local bar.
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To his complete surprise, while chatting with the bartender and having a pint he found out that the bartender once went through exactly the same situation.
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Seeing a man on a street corner he inquired, "Hey, mister, got a light?"
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Frustrated, he went back to the bar and asked the bartender if he could go back to the cave and to his surprise, the bartender said yes, slowly sipped his beer and watched Spud's reaction, "I went back too. There is a way. First, I had my balls removed."
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And then he said, oh that’s ok and put the balls in his jacket’s pockets on the table. The bartender said i feel you have more balls. And he said sorry i forgot the ones in my backpack. And he gave all his to the bartender. He said “ok you silly, time to go back to the cavey.”
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He narrows his eyes at the bartender and says, "I'll go back after a couple more drinks and some dancing out on the dance floor.
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He than danced until the bar closed and went home tired and drunk.
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As he arrived home, exhausted and fumbling weakly as he tried turning the key into the lock, he felt his legs giving way underneath him.
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When he stumbled in the door, he didn’t even notice the shadow on the wall. He dragged his heavy tail to his bed and laid down. He knew he wasn’t going to fall asleep for a long time.
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