Confess everything you have done, crime or not, over the years.
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I like the Comic Sans font and use it as often as I can.
I used to flirt in church with my crush when I was like 14. During the service, yes.
Yes, I was the pastor's kid.
What can I say, it felt rebellious and delightfully scandalous!
I suspect the only person who wouldn't have judged me for it was God. I bet He thought it was cute.
I’m writing a fanfic based on me and my boyfriend and it’s full of inappropriate stuff. I’m a hormonal gay teen boy. That’s scandalous I know, judge me all you want, but you asked for a confession, and I gave you a confession.
I once accidentally stole a rug from ikea
This was bout 5-7 years ago. I had loads of stuff in my trolley and had a rug worth about 60€ on the bottom as it didn't fit anywhere else. i put all the small items on the conveyor belt and the cashier scanned the big items. Nether of us saw the rug and i had totally forgotten it was there. We paced the stuff in the car and only at home while unpacking and seeing the rug did I realize it never got scanned. I was definitely not going to drive the 1hour long trip back and thought That Ikea would not miss it so just kept it. And that's how I stole a rug from Ikea
I talk to my devices such as a tv, as if it understands my frustration when it's slow and it doesn't load.
I have illegally disposed of human remains
