Even the most amazing job has its moments of boredom. So I started to use those moments as a 15-minute break to photoshop random encounters and stupid stories.

Here are some of my personal favorites.

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Had an amazing day at Windsor Castle, but finished only second place in the annually “who has the coolest balloon” competition

Met a terrific pal at the WEF. Goes by the name of Don. Great hair

Don introduced me to his good friend Kim, we had a lot of fun

Kim offered me a job at his military theme park. Too bad I didn’t read the email with the dresscode

Had to go back to basic army training, there was some overly aggressive dude. I’m starting to regret my decisions

Even after my training: Can’t really say I’m happy here, Kim turned out to be a nitpicky micro manager

He even degraded me to facility management. Co-workers where a bunch of kids speaking random gibberish. FML

But things got better ever since I’ve brought Kim together with his long lost brother

Picture of the exact moment I told him the good news, that his brother was actually just south of the border the whole time

After those ups and downs at the amusement park, it was time to head back to Europe, because Angie, a good old friend of mine, needed some comfort

Took her to a technology fair. Big mistake. Embarassed myself and took some days off to visit some old friends

Shared a beer with the grown up wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the Middle

Turns out he didn’t play in Malcolm in the Middle and he hated that comparison

Had to skin some kind of space dog to sneak onto an escaping UFO thing. Very mixed cabin crew, homosexual robots, an incest princess, a space thug… Crazy times!

Went to Bat Country afterwards. Young Spiderman joined us on the ride, weird kid

Met a shrimp salesman who offered me chocolate. Talked him out of chasing after some bitch named Jennaaay

Saw a meme of Salt Bae and undertook a journey to learn the mystic secrets of salt sprinkling. Wasn’t my cup of tea though

“His fur is sweaty, knees weak, paws are heavy / There’s furball on his leather already, mom is petting”. Won a rap battle against some weak spitting white kid

Some arrogant rich dude with a famous moviestar wife saw me at the battle and offered me a record deal. I really underestimated how aggressive paparazzi can get, shit was stressfull, yo. Time to reatreat

Went back to visit my good old friend Pablo for Christmas. Here’s the moment we realized, that we hadn’t a single present for anyone yet

Pablo turned somewhat into an asshole over the past few years, didn’t even try on the matching sweater I bought us and went with this stupid “santa on a unicorn” bullshit

But in the end, things turned out amazing. He gifted me some selfmade flour, tasted kinda weird but hey, who am I to complain?

So yeah, I took my donkey and younger self back from Pablos place to Switzerland…

…and here I am now, doing silly 15 minute photoshops of myself. Thanks for reading