50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

My friend group finds gender reveals incredibly tacky and weird thank GOD lmao. I’m always happy to congratulate someone if they tell me they’re having a girl or a boy, but I don’t want to have a party to celebrate their genitals.

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Note to self: must buy Grinch footie pajamas.

I like that kid.

this should be higher

I’m 5’9” and a half, and the amount of men the exact same height as me (or shorter) that claim to be 6 feet tall…..😂 like guys it’s not the number 6 we’re attracted to, it’s YOU, we can always tell when you’re lying. Nothing wrong with a short king anyways ❤️ one of my best dates was with a guy who was 5’5” and charming as hell.

Granny has her priorities straight

Hard to argue with that!

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This is true.

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We need more Cody's in the world.

Convenience store and they are checking their 436 lottery tickets, and using a jar of change

Got it. Cover the d***s with pizza when packing.

This made me snort laugh.

The easiest move I ever had was the one I hired movers for. I swear I’m never moving again unless I have enough money to pay somebody to pack my s**t, move it, and unpack it at the other end. I wanna show up with my toothbrush and be ready to move in

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Ugh. Im dreading this very sentiment for tomorrow.

Actually a very good idea. And let me tell you 🎶🎶🎶🎶

He sounds like a keeper.

You have left over bacon?

Aw my parents do this with pancakes (they somehow make the most amazing pancakes you’ve ever eaten.) They make extra and freeze them so they can just pop them in the toaster in the morning and have hot crispy pancakes. They get so excited over having pancakes. Adorable creatures.

And/or dopamine.

Oof. So real. Sometimes when I’m enjoying myself I like to take a sec to really enjoy the moment and think “someday I’ll be remembering myself right here and trying to recreate this exact feeling.”

At one point, I realised that I may have been too heavily into M&S mint crumbles and waxing lyrically about them when I walked up to a sales assistant in the local Marks and Spencer, and before I could say a word, she said "The new stock hasn't arrived". And three different lots arrived through the post from my online community who I hadn't given my address to.

This is great, but for some reason I read the first two lines and instead of Vegas read it as Vegans. I got very confused, humour me I'm old.

Lol lol lol lol.

Tomi Lauren is such a deeply ugly person. She might look nice on the outside but everything inside is ugly, ugly, ugly. Hateful racist.

Don't forget to bring the hot water bottle to bed with you (October - May in my house)

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Sorry but it bothers me not to fix it, their*

Childfree*

Relatable content

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Because the little guy is absolutely right, when you think about it.

I agree, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

My current rent is $817, and I’m about to move to a place where the rent is $1800-$2200. Going from less than half my paycheque to most of my paycheque just to have a roof over my head. So tired of greedy people and the whole “supply and demand” thing with rent. Supply and demand shouldn’t apply to rent. You shouldn’t be able charge obscene amounts of money every month just because a lot of people in your area are truly struggling to find places to live. It’s not “demand,” it’s people trying to survive.

I would have a hard time not responding to anything Ludacris said by replying, "That's ludicrous!" (I'm sure he never hears that, and would laugh heartily and give me money.)

No, don't explain it to me because I really don't care.

*spits wine laughing*

Is this true?

OP, have you considered working on 1.5? (No, I'm just joking and OP isn't going to read this anyway.)

That would be shocking/eye opening/useful/ hilarious!!

And be a vegan.

Or we can just let people show off hobbies and activities that they enjoy?

D.C., where you will blend right in.

I vote one of the Trump kids. They can afford it.

Just cook it and it becomes a small bag of spinach. A dime bag, perhaps

And more than likely won't happen.

Lol. My brother told me he was "talking" to this girl. A few hours later I overhear him on the phone with her telling her "I love you too". I'm like WTF Bro! That's not "talking" to a girl, that's in a committed relationship. He's never been very good at monogamy.

Sometimes changing the “story” behind things really helps. Am I a piece of c**p who can’t get out of bed or keep their house clean even though I’m a grown adult? Or am I struggling with my mental health and doing the best I can with what I have? Context is everything and sometimes you gotta give yourself a break.

But your kid can't even count on his fingers.

I want cake. I also want to eat it.

They do go everywhere.

I'm pretty sure my parents drove away with the top down and music blasting when they dropped me off at college for the first time. ;) I was the one crying - they were stoked.

You don't. You just unfriend them because you're obviously not interested in their life.

I'd take the hint if I were you.

That’s complete BS. My friend is dating a dyslexic guy, they text a bit but if she’s going to text a whole paragraph or two telling him about her day and vice versa, they call, just because why not make things easier? He’s an absolute angel too, he adores her and treats her like gold.

Intelligence and education aren't the same thing

totally the same thing 😂

I don't if I could do 2 push ups.

Gently...."Let's look at your boarding pass together so I can help you."

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Y’all know this is a joke right

I can get behind this statement

You can drink "43" with milk. Tastes gorgeous. Yes, it is licor and it is called "43".

Or if you're really fancy, there are websites that can do a background check for you 😉

I AM the naked neighbor, lol!

Millenials are so much into the "goid old times" of the 1950s, that they realky should try this: Reduce world population from 8 billion to 2.5 billion, skip any home electronic device beyond a b/w tv and one single round-disc-dial telephone, ditch the computer at work and learn to write by hand - just to name some examples.

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I like the "map show" when traveling to a new destination.