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This is honor.

At least the gorillas are getting smarter as we get dumber. I wonder when we intersect?

Protect this man at all costs

THIS? THIS IS AMAZING. BEST THING IN THE WORLD 10/10

Yes! Replace Star Wars 7-9 with muppet Star Wars. The Frog Awakens, the Last Piggy and the Rise of Gonzo.

I would be happy to sit by this child at dinner

I love subliminal theories!

you made every british person cringe we started a war with you over tea before

Up vote for the Keshound!

I'm a Southern Christian woman and I'm straight stealing this

Australia here, we messed up big time having our winter in July. Now we celebrate Christmas in July and Summer Christmas

Upvote for Street Fighter

This is heartbreaking. I am glad i live in a country where people have to pay exactly 0 for their insulin. Yeah yeah "but free healthcare isn't really free, you pay it with your taxes" and i am damn HAPPY we do, so people who need life saving meds don't just DIE.

i love this all these are now canon all those in favour

Ha, serves her right!

During WW2, in North Africa, the British were due to move on from a port town, and the Americans were to move into that town after them. A British officer, not keen on Americans, would round up a truckload of local kids, take them to the outskirts, pay them a few pennies each, and teach them English phrases. When the Americans arrived, they were not greeted by the cheers and salutations they expected, but by a barrage of insults, of which 'you lousy Yankee bastard' was probably the least offensive.

You don't know? I think all the other dads (fixed for Adrian so he doesn't have an aneurysm) have to send him their #1 Dad s**t now.

Would you pain a King with pimples or leave them out? One road leads to a life in luxury and the other one leads to the executioner.

Buried memory uncovered. Mable Mable strong and able get your elbows off the table.

with all your traits combined, I am Captain Old

This is awesome. PVP Online did a similar strip. His buddies changed his screen name to something like pink-snuggly-bear. He ended up keeping it for all the log entries across players saying something like "xXxMurderMaster69xXx was killed by pink-snuggly-bear".

Thomas More said very much the same thing, in 'A Man For All Seasons'.

Upvote for XKCD/What If!

You probably met the Doctor.

This is the very definition of "non-place" as defined by Marc Augé in the late '90s, a fascinating concept. Those are not places where anyone *live*, people just pass through in anonymity, without meaningful interactions and without building social networks or memories. The lack of experiential constructs deprives the places of "historical sense", making them timeless (in a "temporally undetermined" sense, non as in "eternal"). It's a concept very well known in architecture, it is basically a mandatory reading.

We aren't different species, we don't even have races, we are just humans with differentlevels of pigmentation, as boring as that. We aren't cats.

Love the buffy reference

Munching on mummies is also no longer an option

That poor baby. Get out of his stadium, people.

I prefer to avoid killing almost any non-hostile npc. Sometimes even avoid throwing explosives at perfectly grouped bunch of foes if there's some innosent tiny vacuum cleaner robot slowly doing its job near them. However, if some a*s npc scratches my vehicle or says any rude word to me or my teammate, I'd hunt it over the whole map.

They are not wrong. I have so many brands I'd never buy because of a single annoying ad, but few to no products I bought after seeing a good ad.

Ding dong, the witch is dead! 🎶🎵

What sort of an answer were they looking for honestly? "I used to think I was heterosexual, but then I took a good long look at my genitals and thought 'You know what? I like this...I suspect I'd like this more on another person' and BOOM! Gay"

"Hey, should we tell Sam we're done playing?" "Nahh, let's just leave him there and take his picture "

Ha... yeah, that one hits a bit too hard. Kinda like my parent.

Except they did. And they put the adults to shame, wearing their masks all day every day and complying with all the rules. They were utterly amazing.

I see Bob. I upvote. Arguably one of the best parental displays in television.

Yep. Stewart's character is dead by around the 7 or 8 minute mark after you get into the game.

Just in their native continent? Where else, you think they are going on vacation to kill us all?

If you're a metal fan and haven't listen to Japanese metal, you really should.

Could possibly happen again, anytime after November this year.

I suspect they were the first to do several things in space together.

I could see them doing this on “Get a Life!”

Quit monkeying around!

I had to re-read twice before I saw that it didn't say animal-pillow.

Watch River Song's timeline in order!

Quite a valid point. I think people are just screenists

What's censored here? P-iss? P-uss?

For a very small amount of money, I will fart on your behalf! Eh? Eh? Ain't that what, huh, is it? Eh?

Sure, but does anyone really need a billion dollars?

aww, a catgirl hacker. now I have a cute pic in my head.

Fair enough, we've all seen the transporter malfunction episodes of Star Trek. Dr. McCoy and Lieutenant Barkley had valid concerns!

Pfft. In Texas, I once drove four hours on the highway and stayed on the SAME RANCH!

LOL!

Sigh. Goddamned conservatives.

But they never panic that they have just transferred $2000 instead of $20.00

Yup. Except I hiccup hard enough that when the store is empty at night after we close, they echo.

Reign of Fire - the best part of the movie was that there wasn't much of an explanation of why there were suddenly dragons, they were just unburied and came out to start destroying stuff

BRING MY BOY MARIO JUSTICE!!! HELL YEAH!!

Yeah, I remember pre-9/11 flying, it was pretty awesome

I have a philosophy degree. I don't like the trolley problem. People are really bad at knowing why they do things, so whatever they come up with as an answer is probably not an accurate representation of what they will actually think/do in that situation. It's an interesting hypothetical, but that's all.

Oh, that guy. Yeah, you aren't hiding from that guy.

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I’m going to send this to my classmate who’s into chess

Depends on the person 🤔

Least he's faithful