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Woman Sets Out To Grill Some Tasty Burgers On Charcoal, Fails Hilariously
Woman Sets Out To Grill Some Tasty Burgers On Charcoal, Fails Hilariously
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Woman Sets Out To Grill Some Tasty Burgers On Charcoal, Fails Hilariously

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Ever since Homo erectus learned how to control fire some 400,000 years ago, man has taken a curious pride in getting a good blaze going. Even today, there is a primitive belief that any cooking done outside the confines of a building falls firmly within the realm of ‘manly duties;’ the curious observer can often see them gathered around the pit, arguing, cajoling and giving tips on the best way to ignite a flame.

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    Because sometimes it’s actually not so easy, especially if you’re looking to grill over some hot coals. Getting those things going takes a little time and practice, as this woman discovered recently when trying it out for the first time. “I got this,” she announced confidently, setting out to cook up some juicy burgers on a portable grill.

    Sadly it all goes downhill from there, as she documents a catalog of fails over an increasingly tragic, but hilarious Snapchat story. Perhaps a little bit of that ‘fire starter’s pride’ is justified after all! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Author, BoredPanda staff

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    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

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    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

    What do you think ?
    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a gender thing, this is just a "you never learned to do this" thing.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. My Dad showed me how to grill, but my mom helped me to perfect the technique. All my dad knew was how to get it started and when it was time to pull the meat off the grill. My mother was the one that taught me how to do fish in foil, grilled vegetables including roasting corn in the husk.

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    Lana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but I thought that this was really boring and not funny at all. Am I the only one? No hate, just wondering..

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    Ryan Osbaldeston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if she was actually focused on cooking rather than cataloging her failures on snapchat it would have gone better...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one accidentally buy hotdog buns? How exactly does that happen? They all (and I mean all) come in clear plastic wrapping.

    Anna Londyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made the same mistake plenty of times. Those come from Aldi, and the hamburger and hotdog buns have the exact same design on the wrapping and are the exact same size. If you're in a rush it can be quite easy to pick up the wrong thing.

    Load More Replies...
    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to South Africa, we'll show you how it's done.

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand now I'm hungry. Any chances you could post some wors over to the UK?

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    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the BBQ problems I can forgive. But she didn't realise burgers shrink when cooked!

    Herb Eaversmells
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 tip, dont use charcoal on a wooden deck, with lighter fluid. #2 tip, get yourself a propane grill. Taste the meat not the heat.-Hank Hill will thank you

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to use propane, you might as well pan-fry it.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate to this - I had a barbeque - once.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire needs oxygen. It needs space to breath.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did that spatula come from? The dollar store? Invest a bit of money, get a proper bbq that you don't put right ontop of wood by the patio rail also maid of wood :/

    Kor Lexico
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well first thing first is thats shes cooking on a wood deck...umm fire hazard anyone??

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wonder if people just don't pay attention to the world around them... grilling is so easy, our caveman ancestors did it... so much of this was just failing to pay attention

    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our caveman ancestors killed animals with their bare hands too, but I'd be hesitant to try.

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    Patti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe keep the lighter fluid away from the bbq

    Dr. Carlos Dangercat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't there instructions on the packages of briquettes and lighter fluid?

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the one poster in the original story DO NOT grill on a wooden deck. We've had 4 fires since i moved into the complex because of asshats grilling and forgetting its going. You put wood into fireplaces to make a fire why would you think wood out of one won't catch fire too?

    Kriel Kipjes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a balcony? Tried that once. In 2 mins the neighbour from upstairs was screaming that she'd call the police.

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that girls think they cannot grill. It is a learned thing, boys do not just wake up and know how to do all of this. I am the griller of our house and I am a woman. I had to teach myself and did a damn good job of it.

    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if guys are around, they take over, and you're insulting their manhood if you don't let them CREATE THE FIRE!

    Load More Replies...
    lunanoir69
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please grill down in the parking lot, because of your fire and the wooden balcony!!!

    Tim P.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of woman! She tried! That's more than a lot of people would do these days. If she wants to learn, she's doing it right, because we only truly learn through failure.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't even have to put it out". Oh god, please learn some fire safety, you are lucky you didn't burn your house down.

    Mernert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the type of girl i'd like to marry! Honestly! Made my day! :)

    staygoldponyboy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a few words of advice... Kingsford Match Light Charcoal!

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we posting failures now? Has it already come that far? Really? I can't knit. Should I make a video?

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She tried. A for effort. I lost it at the spatula breaking. Lol.

    Gabriele Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the "OMG I'm so cute and helpless, where is the man to save me" behaviour I despise in other women.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably have just as much luck if I tried to grill with charcoal. Gas / Propane grill, and I'm golden.

    Bari
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Bari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably should have consulted a basic YT video on grilling before tossing fire and meat together and expecting something good to come of it.

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    First Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl should actually be embarrassed by her level of incompetence. It's not funny. It's not cute. It's embarrassing.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I try to grill, that's when it chooses to rain. I bet I could literally be in the middle of the Sahara desert and decide to grill and it will be flooding within the hour.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I, for one, enjoyed the funny story. Better luck next time x

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl looks like a cutie

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any other way to be a cutie other than visually?

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    Ian Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting to see Ariana Grande...

    Snow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'story' is like 3 years old.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem 1: Lighter fluid. Cut the bottom off an empty can so you have a tube, crumple a sheet of newspaper in the bottom, charcoal on top, and peacefully light with one match. Problem 2: Direct heat. Arrange your lit coals in two piles up against the edges of the grill. Problem 3: Shrinkage. Form your patties larger than the buns you will use to account for shrinkage of the meat. Problem 4: Location. Grills really should be on a non-flammable surface, a distance away from structures. Move to the parking lot if there's another balcony above you.

    Jana Renner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everone has to start somewhere...a first time is always hard.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even used once. TRIED, to be used, once.

    electricblue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this would be me trying to grill

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our neighbors used to grill outside their front door in a garden next to a juniper bush. Never caught the bush on fire..not that they didn't try. But since our apartment complex had a strict rule against personal grills, they shouldn't have been surprised when their little smokin' joe (like the one this girl has) would disappear from time to time. Thank goodness they were cheap.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More gasoline to start the fire. Or Lacquer thinner. Or old furniture soaked in gasoline... you know... whatever you've got.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry kindling, and old text book, or grandmas polyester disco pants from the 70's.

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    BL BOmar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't have to rub sticks together to get a fire started. It would have taken even longer.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what intnetion people have in making a monkey out of themselves on social media. Besides, If I would grill for the first time I would probably also fail if I would take a photo every friggin minute.

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this was pretty lame. She was clearly trying to get viral fame and followers. “Bought hot dog buns by mistake” Yeah right.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Don't get the need to documented all the process. when i made bagel for the first time i didn't take pictures for all the world to see. people are that needy for like?

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the burgers. She's really cute.

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? You're hitting on a girl in a bored panda post? How desperate are you?

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    TJler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Honestly I think barbecuing should be left up to man. My wife's mom does all the barbecue when it comes time to eat dinner at her place and I refused to eat it just on principle alone.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a gender thing, this is just a "you never learned to do this" thing.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. My Dad showed me how to grill, but my mom helped me to perfect the technique. All my dad knew was how to get it started and when it was time to pull the meat off the grill. My mother was the one that taught me how to do fish in foil, grilled vegetables including roasting corn in the husk.

    Load More Replies...
    Lana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but I thought that this was really boring and not funny at all. Am I the only one? No hate, just wondering..

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    Ryan Osbaldeston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if she was actually focused on cooking rather than cataloging her failures on snapchat it would have gone better...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one accidentally buy hotdog buns? How exactly does that happen? They all (and I mean all) come in clear plastic wrapping.

    Anna Londyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made the same mistake plenty of times. Those come from Aldi, and the hamburger and hotdog buns have the exact same design on the wrapping and are the exact same size. If you're in a rush it can be quite easy to pick up the wrong thing.

    Load More Replies...
    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to South Africa, we'll show you how it's done.

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand now I'm hungry. Any chances you could post some wors over to the UK?

    Load More Replies...
    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the BBQ problems I can forgive. But she didn't realise burgers shrink when cooked!

    Herb Eaversmells
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 tip, dont use charcoal on a wooden deck, with lighter fluid. #2 tip, get yourself a propane grill. Taste the meat not the heat.-Hank Hill will thank you

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to use propane, you might as well pan-fry it.

    Load More Replies...
    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate to this - I had a barbeque - once.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire needs oxygen. It needs space to breath.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did that spatula come from? The dollar store? Invest a bit of money, get a proper bbq that you don't put right ontop of wood by the patio rail also maid of wood :/

    Kor Lexico
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well first thing first is thats shes cooking on a wood deck...umm fire hazard anyone??

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wonder if people just don't pay attention to the world around them... grilling is so easy, our caveman ancestors did it... so much of this was just failing to pay attention

    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our caveman ancestors killed animals with their bare hands too, but I'd be hesitant to try.

    Load More Replies...
    Patti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe keep the lighter fluid away from the bbq

    Dr. Carlos Dangercat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't there instructions on the packages of briquettes and lighter fluid?

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the one poster in the original story DO NOT grill on a wooden deck. We've had 4 fires since i moved into the complex because of asshats grilling and forgetting its going. You put wood into fireplaces to make a fire why would you think wood out of one won't catch fire too?

    Kriel Kipjes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a balcony? Tried that once. In 2 mins the neighbour from upstairs was screaming that she'd call the police.

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that girls think they cannot grill. It is a learned thing, boys do not just wake up and know how to do all of this. I am the griller of our house and I am a woman. I had to teach myself and did a damn good job of it.

    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if guys are around, they take over, and you're insulting their manhood if you don't let them CREATE THE FIRE!

    Load More Replies...
    lunanoir69
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please grill down in the parking lot, because of your fire and the wooden balcony!!!

    Tim P.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of woman! She tried! That's more than a lot of people would do these days. If she wants to learn, she's doing it right, because we only truly learn through failure.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't even have to put it out". Oh god, please learn some fire safety, you are lucky you didn't burn your house down.

    Mernert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the type of girl i'd like to marry! Honestly! Made my day! :)

    staygoldponyboy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a few words of advice... Kingsford Match Light Charcoal!

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we posting failures now? Has it already come that far? Really? I can't knit. Should I make a video?

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She tried. A for effort. I lost it at the spatula breaking. Lol.

    Gabriele Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the "OMG I'm so cute and helpless, where is the man to save me" behaviour I despise in other women.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably have just as much luck if I tried to grill with charcoal. Gas / Propane grill, and I'm golden.

    Bari
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Bari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably should have consulted a basic YT video on grilling before tossing fire and meat together and expecting something good to come of it.

    Load More Replies...
    First Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl should actually be embarrassed by her level of incompetence. It's not funny. It's not cute. It's embarrassing.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I try to grill, that's when it chooses to rain. I bet I could literally be in the middle of the Sahara desert and decide to grill and it will be flooding within the hour.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I, for one, enjoyed the funny story. Better luck next time x

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl looks like a cutie

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any other way to be a cutie other than visually?

    Load More Replies...
    Ian Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting to see Ariana Grande...

    Snow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'story' is like 3 years old.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem 1: Lighter fluid. Cut the bottom off an empty can so you have a tube, crumple a sheet of newspaper in the bottom, charcoal on top, and peacefully light with one match. Problem 2: Direct heat. Arrange your lit coals in two piles up against the edges of the grill. Problem 3: Shrinkage. Form your patties larger than the buns you will use to account for shrinkage of the meat. Problem 4: Location. Grills really should be on a non-flammable surface, a distance away from structures. Move to the parking lot if there's another balcony above you.

    Jana Renner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everone has to start somewhere...a first time is always hard.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even used once. TRIED, to be used, once.

    electricblue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this would be me trying to grill

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our neighbors used to grill outside their front door in a garden next to a juniper bush. Never caught the bush on fire..not that they didn't try. But since our apartment complex had a strict rule against personal grills, they shouldn't have been surprised when their little smokin' joe (like the one this girl has) would disappear from time to time. Thank goodness they were cheap.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More gasoline to start the fire. Or Lacquer thinner. Or old furniture soaked in gasoline... you know... whatever you've got.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry kindling, and old text book, or grandmas polyester disco pants from the 70's.

    Load More Replies...
    BL BOmar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't have to rub sticks together to get a fire started. It would have taken even longer.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what intnetion people have in making a monkey out of themselves on social media. Besides, If I would grill for the first time I would probably also fail if I would take a photo every friggin minute.

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this was pretty lame. She was clearly trying to get viral fame and followers. “Bought hot dog buns by mistake” Yeah right.

    Load More Replies...
    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Don't get the need to documented all the process. when i made bagel for the first time i didn't take pictures for all the world to see. people are that needy for like?

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the burgers. She's really cute.

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? You're hitting on a girl in a bored panda post? How desperate are you?

    Load More Replies...
    TJler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Honestly I think barbecuing should be left up to man. My wife's mom does all the barbecue when it comes time to eat dinner at her place and I refused to eat it just on principle alone.

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