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11 Funny Reasons Why The New Yorker Should Hire This 9-Year-Old Girl To Write All Their Cartoon Captions
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11 Funny Reasons Why The New Yorker Should Hire This 9-Year-Old Girl To Write All Their Cartoon Captions

Bess Kalb is an Emmy-nominated writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live, so she knows good creative writing when she sees it. And it looks like the knack for putting words together runs in her family. Recently, Bess tweeted a series of captions her cousin’s 9-year-old daughter wrote for The New Yorker cartoons, and they’re hilarious.

“Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the New Yorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight,” Kalb wrote.

Each week the magazine provides a cartoon in need of a caption. The readers submit their versions, and members of the editorial staff choose three finalists. The finalists appear on the New Yorker’s website and people choose the winner who will have his or her caption and name printed in the magazine. But there’s a problem. According to the official rules, only people 13 and over can enter or vote, meaning Alice has to wait 4 more years to participate.

However, that doesn’t stop the comedy prodigy from perfecting her skills. “There are so many,” Kalb added. “She grabs every issue before her mom can get a hold of it, and every single one of them is perfect.”

After her captions went viral, Kalb showed the little girl the enormous support they received. “Teachers don’t always encourage creative writing, so today has been a huge shot of confidence for her. Let young girls know when they’re funny and smart. Many people don’t.”

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Bess Kalb is an Emmy-nominated writer but she has competition in the family

People instantly fell in love with Alice’s captions

Bess was overwhelmed by the positive response

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Laurence Srinivasan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

9 year olds don't have the irony wit or double entendre to write clever captions really

phil blanque
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah...no...move along folks, nothing to see here...just move along.

iblowsheep
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

none of this shit is funny

Hilzillah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Will probably get downvoted, but I have to agree...

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Laurence Srinivasan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

9 year olds don't have the irony wit or double entendre to write clever captions really

phil blanque
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah...no...move along folks, nothing to see here...just move along.

iblowsheep
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

none of this shit is funny

Hilzillah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Will probably get downvoted, but I have to agree...

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