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We’ve all been there. If not from drinking one too many, then perhaps because of overeating during the family holiday gathering, or getting food poisoning because someone can’t cook to save their life.

It’s a good thing that our bodies are equipped with a self-defense mechanism that makes sure we don’t overdo it during celebrations, as well as a self-punishment mechanism to make sure we’re not stupid enough to do it again.

Well apparently, the incredible stone and metal works of art that adorn many historical buildings around the world -- the artistic legacies that have been passed down from generation to generation -- also deal with the same problems that we humans do. Yep, statues. They have digestive trouble too.

Twitter has recently brought the internet's attention to this problem, so here are some of the most hilarious of their struggles, all thanks to Mother Nature and physics!

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Stefanie Mangold
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is in my hometown Freiburg in germany! ❤❤❤ there are different Tales why this gargoyle looks like this. One says that the builders wanted more money but the bishop said no. For revenge they did this, A*s is looking towards the bishops house!

Lyop
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love petty revenge sometimes, lmao!

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John Harvey
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of these pictures are gargoyles, not statues. Gargoyles are drain spouts.

Arran Walker
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, for the life of me, idk why the article just keeps saying “statue” and didn’t even once say “gargoyle”. Did the writer just not know the common term?? 😬

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John Harvey
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of these picture are gargoyles, not statues. Gargoyles are drain spouts which is why they have water coming out of their mouths (or other body parts) which froze.

Willa june Bonaparte
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would a statue be in that position in the first place!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The morning after the night before.

    Lerrinus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's holding playing cards, maybe the hand he was dealt is so bad he's now sick at how much he bet!?

    Char Char
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I shouldn't have had that last drink'

    Joan Sewall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the drain from a roof

    Arran Walker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these are. Apparently, the author doesn’t know the difference between a statue and a gargoyle....

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    Verena Heisenberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sweetie, let me just hold you on your ankels so you can vomit all over the place!"

    Zafer Uckuyulu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even realise someone was holding her 🤣😂

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    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show that gross-out humor goes back a long, long way...

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    Verena Heisenberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heard enough... will not listen to more of your bs *puuuuke* :-D

    Quinn Adaire
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can’t take the puke sounds.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you all if I see it, hear it or smell it, I DO it!"

    Aria
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have been listening to Taylor Swift

    Vinniegret
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if this is the National Cathedral in Washington D C. The sculpture looks like it.

    katboxjanitor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, WHERE is the pressure point to stop nausea?????

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    Rain WhiteBuffalo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....when did Gene Simmons go up there???

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    Trius Namowicz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been perfect with a baby bird underneath receiving the food

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    Brie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it is vomiting a dragon in the clear part.

    Dolevaal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see this ice-fire monster thing in one of our DnD-Sessions.

    Some Dude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like if Godzilla could breathe fire

    Larry Walser
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like its vomiting clear-ish fire

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    Damien McDallydally
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    5 years ago

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    I think i saw this once.. on pornhub.

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    Lenka Smetanová
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww so happy about it :D Like me when I drank too much of a Bailys, then go vomit, but suprisingly, It still taste creamy and sweet as Bailys :D yeah, sound discusting but I bet everyone would wanted that :D

    Jacob-Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than puking up aftershock. The first time and only time I drank it was in high school 24 years ago. It was like puking up those hot cinnamon candies.

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    Flavia Slag
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fire breathing dragon is a bit off today.

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    Panda Kicki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Hyperemesis Gravidarum sufferer I really feel for these guys. (HG is when you vomit all pregnancy , sometimes to the point if you and your babies life are in danger.)

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