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As long as people have smartphones, they will keep texting the wrong numbers. Whether it's a person who didn't know they were given a fake one at a bar or someone who honestly made a typo, it's inevitable.
But as natural as it sounds, receiving such a text is always a surprise. So, to prepare you for this moment, Bored Panda has compiled a list of screenshots of some of the most unexpected wrong number messages. We're talking warnings in the form of a grape photo, and never-ending announcements of incoming chili. You know, the good stuff. After going through these, believe me, no random stranger will catch you off guard via text.
Continue scrolling to check out the entries and be sure to fire up our earlier list about the funniest wrong number texts, too!
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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
It's that word "again" that makes this such a compelling tale. It's like a cliffhanger ending in a movie.
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Roadkill The Brave 5 years ago
As someone with brothers, uncles, and cousins, this was fart related.
Deborah Brett 5 years ago
I can guess how it happened once...but how/why would he do it again?!
Anna roberts 5 years ago
Because anyone who is dumb enough to do it once, is convinced it can't possibly happen again
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Lucas 5 years ago
I'll be downvoted for this but I confess I really don't care about what happens to anyone who is daft enough to do anything like this. It's not as though it isn't pretty well known that it's going to end badly.
So how is one supposed to answer to a misdirected text? Out of all the ways to handle it, politely letting the offending party know what happened is the kindest route you can take. Typically, they will probably either apologize and immediately cut ties or send a novel filled with uncertainty and insecurities. So if you choose the noble route, be ready for the consequences.
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Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago
just when I think today would be a good day to hate all humans, I come across these gems. Yeaaaah...it doesn't take much, I know
But if you're positive you don't know this person, so can use the prime opportunity to... be a dick about it. If that's what your heart demands, of course. However, remember that there's a real human being with real feelings on the other end and you have no idea what condition their mental state might be in. And, of course, they have your phone number. So naturally, there are limits.
When in doubt, a simple "sorry, I think you have the wrong number" should (hopefully) be enough. But if things start to get out of hand, you can always call your service provider and have that particular number blocked.
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Hilary Mol 5 years ago
"Honey, sit down. We need to talk. Your father and I think you're moving just a little too fast in this wrong number relationship..."
Laura Gastelum 5 years ago
I am always a princess. Never a queen, too much responsibility. ;)
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
I was at a Sam's club many years ago around all the cheeses, a older Asian woman walked up to me and stated "you look like you know a lot about cheese, I'm having a party tonight, what should I buy?" I'm a plump white male, yes; yes I do know a lot about cheese lol.
That one rando 5 years ago
Where I live people have been making terrible Gouda although my fave brand to get is a brand called cracker barrel it's not like the restaurant/store but like a brand that make perfect cheese 🧀👌🧀👌
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Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago
At the very least of humiliation. At worst the officer can track his phone with a warrant.
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
Several more years and I won't matter. US banks are losing potential loan interest income because pot growers and suppliers keep their bank accounts in Canada. Trust me, it will be legalized once they need the income or want it bad enough. Republicans will disguise it as a compromise on something when in reality bank lobbyist want it to be legal.
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Laura Powell Michalski 5 years ago
You think the kitten only drinking horchata would've clued them in...
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ElusiveIntrovert 5 years ago
When she asked for Latin cat, I thought she was playing along, but ohh Rachel...
I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago
Exactly. Any kitten can be made to appear Latin, just throw a sombrero on it.
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Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
I don't think the person asking for a kitten should be allowed to adopt any animal... good heavens, the 'thick' of it all.
Pamela Morrison 5 years ago
Yep, but this one is naked...no socks. IMG_201906...1399bf.jpg 
Janet L Burnett 5 years ago
This is hilarious! I laughed more at this one than any BP post in the last 3 years. This person needs a a stage and a platform.
Mishte Tine 5 years ago
“If you want a friendly kitten, maybe it would be better to get a dog.” BEST EVER
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
So obsessed with socks that they might secretly be Dumbledore
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Celebrating the Spaghetti monster by jumping naked over a fire? Seems to be an interesting cult.
Spinaap 5 years ago
or its an alternative way to get rid of body hairs???
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glowworm2 5 years ago
First a bunch of people worshiping Shrek now naked people jumping out of flaming buildings. What is up with these cults?
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ElusiveIntrovert 5 years ago
What if, while watching Netflix instead of "Are you still watching?" the prompt reads "You need to get your s**t together". :p
Boudica 5 years ago (edited)
Ha, yes. I always feel that question is accusatory and judgemental: 'are you STILL watching?' :-)
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Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago
The fact that this person has 7% battery and 327 messages bothers me
Shinomi Chan 5 years ago
When all else fails, random people text and motivate you accidentally.
Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
I love the fact that even though it was wrong number, the message still applied.
Jane Dorothy Warner 5 years ago
They say things happen for a reason. Reading these, I am beginnning to think they're right.
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
This actually happened to me. I was the baby, I was still at daycare. I'm sure I'm not the only one that's has had this.
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
That person tried to fire Donald. There are many people who want to get rid of Donald.
Janet L Burnett 5 years ago
No it won't. Google maps will take you to the middle of an intersection, the backside of an apartment building (no doors back there), the middle of a parking lot or field, or even 7 miles out in the woods and tell you "you've arrived; but it .Won't . Get . You . "There". Once, It even tried to direct me to a point 703 miles away to deliver a fried chicken dinner. Google maps lies like a rug.
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Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
wait, is that a REAL address!? Its underlined which shows a link to the address.
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Regina Phalange 5 years ago
this needs more upvotes, best pun of the day! (mind you its only 7:26 AM, but still!)
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WildBerry 5 years ago
IT's like Monty Python "He came at me with a raspberry!"
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Vanta Black 5 years ago
You can make out the number! Text and ask for yourself!
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Naomi Armitage 5 years ago
I keep getting phone calls about people wanting to buy my property. I don't own any property. I need to remember this next time they call.
LadyGrimm 5 years ago
I live in VA, and let me tell you something - that's about right for a house in Fairfax
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)
I’m a realtor in that area and I looked up the address (which you can see clearly through the black scribble). House hasn’t been sold since the 80s, and it’s in a mid 500k neighborhood. My guess is the owners aged / died or didn’t take care of the property and the realtor wanted to fix and flip. Not many houses in Fairfax are anywhere near 18M.
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
Found him! https://www.mdanderson.org/cancermoonshots/about/our-physicians-researchers/m-w**g.html
deanna woods 5 years ago
That's wonderful that this person is cancer free. This doctor sounds like a very good doctor.
Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago
Fantastic news ! Enjoy your life tô the fullest and celebrate !
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Bettye McKee 5 years ago
His most innocent, endearing expression which he practices in the mirror. Isn't he cute, though?
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
If she gave him a fake, probably a good idea to leave ALL women alone until he fixes his s**t XD
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Chocoholic 5 years ago
Oh, that sucks! I can't personally relate as I'm a Canadian, but as you ca probably guess that comes with its own problems. 😅
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Donald Holder 5 years ago
What where the odds that the wrong person had great advice on the very topic you where texting about?
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Hilary Mol 5 years ago
"If you're not the person I'm trying to text, why do you have this number?"
Monday 5 years ago
Give the number back to the person I'm trying to text or I'll call the police
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Seabeast 5 years ago
I had a sad but surreal conversation in the hospital that was a bit like this. An elderly lady with dementia in the next bed kept waking up not knowing where she was. I would reassure her each time that she was in hospital and they were taking good care of her. One time she said "How do you know I'm in the hospital?" In a suspicious voice. I replied "Because I broke my ankle and I'm in the same hospital." That answer satisfied her until morning
Jason Doakes 5 years ago
"Hello? Is this John Smith's line?" "No, I'm sorry, it's not" "Why did you pick up, then?"
Marvaree Bailey 5 years ago
Someone once replied to me " it's not the wrong number, it's the wrong person !" Don't be mad at me cuz you're stupid, lmao
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Harley Hoglin 5 years ago
Love how the gog is rolling it's eyes when he ask if he's Patrick Star.
Karel Blechta 5 years ago
This is the Funniest Thing I have seen this year! Having a s****y week and month, but this has made it all seem Worth It. To Those Who Rock, We Salute You!
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Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
"you know you're telling a literal stranger about your d**k right now, so I don't think the 9 inches was the problem tbh"..... brilliant! :D
Janet L Burnett 5 years ago
He was trolling to hook a new fish with his line.
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Christine Holl 5 years ago
Why are the two messages from the sender back to front though? The word "actually" got split and the second part sent before the first part...
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Anna roberts 5 years ago
So what scare me is the llama guy has a number 4, so that means there are at least 3 other people like him,,,,
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt explains what a Mexican Standoff is.
Load More Replies... troufaki13 5 years ago
What do you mean you're not Trey?? You don't know who you are. But I do. You're Trey!
Jamie S. Martindale 5 years ago
"Then we are at an impasse... I suggest a battle of wits... It ends when you decide, and we both drink!" Now THAT'S a movie quote.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
I think this was on an episode of the Big Bang theory, the one where Leonard and Sheldon were buying black market helium
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bryguy 5 years ago
This one is pretty obvious they did it on purpose, to multiple people likely. Bunch of teenagers on their knees worshiping shrek? K.
semelina pitrone 5 years ago
actually, this could be real. there are some crazy people in the world.
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Claire Armstrong 5 years ago
OMG imagine if they continued talking and then one day got together and lived happily ever after lol! OK, the heat today is REALLY starting to get to me!
Pusfarm 5 years ago
Then the plot thickens: It's the same guy and these two are actually sisters. Duh duh duhhhhhb.
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Extremely Big Chungus 5 years ago
@Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 obviously. Also I spent 10 minutes finding how to do emojis on my PC for your name. So thanks.
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Lola 5 years ago
Now the choice is much better, neither of the wipes can be found in the store.
Robin Syr 5 years ago
Hahaha. If you're looking for dilemma of choice just go to the linoleum store
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Beli Keshini 5 years ago
How did he discover that was not his "beautiful"? Doesn't she like burritos?
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Cuddles 5 years ago
I'm just imagining that Priscilla is a cat and is just like "AND? What's your point? Open another can for me."
Steven Essex 5 years ago
That kinda looks deliberate, like the sender just dialed in a random number and sent that.
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Yeah, you heard 5 years ago
Violent alcoholics are generally great at apologising; that's why they are forgiven time and time again.
David Martin 5 years ago
Wait...how did Danielle have the right number up to this point and for the inappropriate message she left, and the wrong number all of a sudden now? o.O I have questions
Anna Repp 5 years ago
Actually "This is not who I am" excuse from a drinker is wrong - THIS IS what they are (I've been addicted myself, so I know.) Alcohol never *makes* you bad - it only unleashes what you already have within. So saying and thinking "this is not who I am" will not take you anywhere - you have to accept that the drinking you is still you and act to fix that.
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Malakai 5 years ago
This person needs to work on their blotting out names because I can easily make them out...
Chris 5 years ago
Me too. One of them is called f**k, and the other is called f**k.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Always strikes me as counterproductive to only get mad at the other woman but not the worthless philandering tomcat of a husband or boyfriend. It takes two to cheat, you know.
alwaysMispelled 5 years ago
Not just getting mad but the woman contacting the other woman, like, f*****g get your man to tell her it's over, and if he won't then you say Bye-Bye. Is your man your little kid? I don't get this s**t. Meanwhile while the guy gets off the two ladies fighting over him.
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AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
she needs to stomp out her dude too, because Tiffany didn't just magically get his number and start being inappropriate, he at one point had to allow the behavior for it to continue
Robin Syr 5 years ago
How can we be sure it wasn't an accident? his pants accidentally fell down. Her pants accidentally fell down. He accidentally fell on top of her. His penis accidentally inserted itself. Oops.
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Charity Slagter 5 years ago
We don't know that she didn't get mad at her husband. We only know that she DID get mad at Tiffany.
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billief 5 years ago
That's not good advice, that's an excuse for stalking.
Load More Replies... Regina Phalange 5 years ago
the guy in the pic looks like he stopped laughing just for 2 secs to take the pic :)
Miss Cris 5 years ago
The pic is from the green guy. The grey one is a boy, that's why he ask for his grandaughters 🤣
Load More Replies... Regina Phalange 5 years ago
whahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! you got any cute granddaughters?
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Mark 5 years ago (edited)
And I bet Homer gets blamed for not planning the party when he didn't even get the text :(
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Cactus juice 🧃 yip yip! 5 years ago
These are my tips for Jamaica I went there in 2015: 1. It’s better to travel with someone 2. Stay at a 4 or more star hotel. There may be some shady places 3. If you want to go sightseeing, book a tour with a tour guide so you have a local person to make sure you are safe 4. Never go anywhere alone 5. I would totally recommend going to Dunn’s River Falls & Park in Ocho Rios, you can climb a waterfall!
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Pass... being in (potentially) mortal danger is a hard limit for me when going somewhere on vacation (or everything, really).
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Monday 5 years ago
It's probably true for a specific part of Jamaica...but I wouldn't generalize it to the whole Jamaica
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April Bailey 5 years ago
Another tip - Do NOT take pictures of random stuff with locals in it - they might jump on the bus and demand money if they think you took a picture of them!
Mariam Najar 4 years ago (edited)
Am I the only one who noticed the 7 other messages? Just me..ok.
MiniMaus 5 years ago
I've been to Jamaica many time. Sometimes alone. I never feel scared going out of the resort. Just like anywhere, there are good and bad areas of a country/town/city. Just be aware of what's around you. There are places in Toronto that I would not go alone either. Just sayin'
#36
Hilary Mol 5 years ago
Is "bar hoping" going from bar to bar hoping they won't notice you're carrying a fake ID?
Nicola Roberts 5 years ago
Back in my day we would call it a bar crawl. More crawling and less hopping, but probably a lot of hoping!
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Catlady6000 5 years ago
The one I frequented had a capacity for over 300. The next closest was 80 miles away, so....
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Carrie de Luka 5 years ago
Who'd ever mind getting a photo of that sweetheart? Hope his humans got to hear about how well he was doing though.
Lynsey Mooney 5 years ago
I just be love how the contact is saved as wrong dog number😂😂 p.s Bailey is a good doggy👍
M O'Connell 5 years ago
I like that they saved the number in their contacts as "Wrong Dog Number"
Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
"wrong dog number" now they canlook at this wittle good boi whenever they want! lol
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
It would have been really mean if this conversation has stopped after the first reply.
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
I was thinking priest because of the 'my son'. That doesn't sound like a parent.
Load More Replies... Donald Holder 5 years ago
That must have been that dad's longest 2 minutes of his life trying to figure out what he had done to his son. A lifetimes of flashbacks in two minutes can be an eternity.
Kate Atkinson-Jones 5 years ago
Could be an over controlling mother asking the new and rather unwelcome girlfriend how she is "doing" the son! I would have replied "every which way!" Lol
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Lillukka79 5 years ago
I gat a horse related message. It was an angry one "are you getting the pregnancy feed for the mare or not?" Answered with you have the wrong number and she didn't believe me. Answered again that I haven't ridden a horse since I was 10 nor have I seen one in years, so take another guess.
Valentina Vitale 4 years ago
I feel this could be made into a country song - Dolly Parton - 🎶 Well my little mule was a real good boy, never been shoed but neither was I, I tapped his feet while I tapped mine, he didn’t like the farrier but country music was fine...
Donald Holder 5 years ago
Rebecca is obviously a farm hand or cowgirl, because I had no idea of the terminology she was using.
Gr8Gramma2-4 5 years ago
I carry so many items up and down the stairs, that my mother always tells me I need a mule. 😂
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Cactus juice 🧃 yip yip! 5 years ago
Awwww always give a stranger a Dino nuggie you never know how much it will help them
Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
That...is a fantastic name you have there my dude :)
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They taste really good just like real nuggies but they taste better cause they shaped like a dino
Steve Bowman 5 years ago
For what is like the most unbelievable coincident in the history of mankind: I ate some of those just a few hours ago!
Load More Replies... Cactus juice 🧃 yip yip! 5 years ago
Awww always give a stranger a Dino nuggie you never know how much it will help them
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Demongrrrrl 5 years ago
Should have asked for directions to the party and shown up, saying you were invited by the sender of the texts.
Randomcthulu 5 years ago
My stepdad had this POS phone that would get stuck repeating the same text over and over like that, literally had to block his number one day when it did that, was making my phone go off non-stop at work.
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juice 5 years ago
the fist implies the BLM movement, but it could be something else. (i just hope it's not an anti-mask protest)
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
That's a situation where DNA tests would be helpful, no matter how well Stacy raised Lucas.
Mikal Du Preez 5 years ago
1. This doesn't sound like a conversation that should happen in group message, wtf. 2. I'm pretty sure Jack Max and Lucas are all going to claim innocence, so good luck with that...
Laura Jones 5 years ago
in my opinion i think that is something that should be sorted face to face not by text
Demongrrrrl 5 years ago
That must have been one hell of a party, if the young lady can't remember who she boinked.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
This is actually a trigger for me. It's horrifying how matter of fact Hannah's parent is about this. It's not just pregnancy, what about STDs, not to mention abuse she could suffer from this. From hard personal experience, if she's that drunk, she not capable of watching out for herself or making decisions. These absolutely frightens me
alwaysMispelled 5 years ago
And then tells her parents it must have been one of these THREE guys? wOw
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 5 years ago
Probably not a popular opinion, but if you sleep with so many guys that you don’t know who the father is just get an abortion you’re saving the kid a lot of heartache in the long run.
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
And check to be sure you’re not calling the wrong number again!
Load More Replies... Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
Better to be a smart a*s than a dumb a*s... who texts the wrong person twice.
Melissa Nunya 5 years ago
My hubby called a car repair place once to ask about a part that he had been waiting for for a long time. Guy thought he was the person with the part and proceeded to b***h about my husband being an annoying a*****e lol
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
It's a nightmare for any phone owner if the number is erroneously listed and people keep calling.
Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Some people get new numbers but don’t change their contact info—-especially for companies they owe money to. PIA to get someone else’s collections calls, as the bill collectors tend to refuse to believe you’re not the deadbeat.
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 5 years ago
I once changed the name to one of my exes to “Judas” a year or so passed by and I had forgot. Came across Judas and had to text to see who it was. He agreed he deserved to be named Judas so at least I was right in some aspect lol
Anna roberts 5 years ago
Back in the day, my parents home phone was 1 number off of a neighborhood bar. We had so much fun with it through the years
Catlady6000 5 years ago
There are people who actually requested that number. For a good time call....
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juice 5 years ago
it's possible the other person deleted the conversation but not the wrong contact, so they keep trying to get in touch without realizing it's still a random stranger
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Fish Boden 5 years ago
It is genuinely great to be reminded that there are lovely strangers out there.
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Anna roberts 5 years ago
and I read your name as maine c**n sand huskiesLOL
Load More Replies... Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
They’re not wrong. Some former idiots I knew joined the Marines and Army and now they’re good people.
SaraFromHell 5 years ago
Hahaha!!😂😂😂 omg these are great! I've become long time friends with wrong numbers!😂
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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
I think something's wrong with your... plucked turkey?🤣
Deborah Brett 5 years ago
The only reason to send a photo like that is if someone asked for nudes.
Bill 5 years ago
or somebody at work who needs to see their kitty for a pick me up
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Fish Boden 5 years ago
Are they though? I mean usually they're covered in fur so maybe they All look like this?!
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Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Kimber sounds like a spoon to bo honest. Poor girl.
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Tracy 5 years ago
Ooh, I've never heard that one before. I love it. Going to start using it.
Load More Replies... Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
How can people be confused by the phrase "wrong number"? I'd understand if there was some unintuitive holdover expressions from the rotary phone days (i.e., hang up, dial), but this is pretty standard usage.
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ElusiveIntrovert 5 years ago
I was in a pub once with a friend of mine, the DJ announced that it was someone's birthday but I guess that girl had just left the pub, I don't know what got into me but I stood up on my chair, took the bow, got a free slice of cake and 4 shots. In my defense I was already high. :P
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Demongrrrrl 5 years ago
Probably used the wrong area code. I had one guy call me, thinking I was a friend, and I had to tell him he'd called the IRS (I worked in the printing department but didn't tell him that).
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NMN 5 years ago
Or a guy talking to his friends (that's how my dad and his friends throw compliments at each other)
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SaraFromHell 5 years ago
Lmfao! Oh god I wish I had gotten that one! My response..why, yes...yes I am!😂
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Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
Sometimes the MA is confusing because it looks like March or May, until you remember BB is English and MA is French (Meilleur Avant).
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Astrid Nineor 5 years ago
Nice Now I have to find out what is / does. In Noregian it means smile :p
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Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago
possibly, but that depends on what exactly happened tbh...
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Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
*Backs all the way home until safe in bed*
Load More Replies... Demongrrrrl 5 years ago
Should have asked what number the guy was trying for and then called her to warn her.
Monday 5 years ago
No guarantee it's a her or a guy. This could be two sisters feuding for all we know.
Load More Replies... Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
If that's how Grey talks to people, no wonder they keep getting "disrespected". For some, not accepting abuse or having boundaries is unacceptable to the Greys of this world.
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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
YASSSSSSS I WILL TEAR MY BRAIN OUT TRYING TO SOLVE THIS🤩
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
It probably was Olivia and she was just trying to ditch Jake (who probably bugged the s**t out of her at the bar).
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 5 years ago
She’s being nice. Girls don’t give guys the wrong number because they’re nice. A lot of guys have fragile egos and have a meltdown if you deny them what they ask for. We give them the wrong number as a way to let them down easy.
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
So I remember hearing about a "reject hotline" number but couldn't remember it so googled... But i found something better. There is one here that just says "I am groot" lol https://www.bustle.com/articles/105617-rejection-hotline-numbers-to-give-creeps-who-wont-let-you-enjoy-you-follow-your-nachos-bliss
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Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Yeah. Food costs less when you have to cook it yourself. It’s funny that way.
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Van Nguyen 5 years ago
mm idk, this one is not funny, the person clearly is in rush and pulling a not-so-funny joke on him/her is kinda a d**k move instead of just telling the person he/she got the wrong number.
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Coleen 5 years ago
That's Ruya for you. One minute you're best buddies and planning a sleep over and the next she's got her nose all out of joint.
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think this announcement shouldn't be done via text message. Make a phone call for something important.
Evelína Zlá 5 years ago
You are not old fashioned... you are just decent human being...
Load More Replies... Virgil Blue 5 years ago
Ad she already left the guy before she knew apparently. Weird.
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 5 years ago
Child support isn’t due until the baby is born and a paternity test is done. Don’t fall for that bs guys
LittleMissPanda 5 years ago
I would get a heart attack if I was a dude and someone texted me as my ex that I have a kid on the way :D
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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
Terribly sad. Decent response. https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/12/us/ink-master-daniel-silva-murder-corey-la-barrie-trnd/index.html
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Mark 5 years ago
Not even coming back for my panties, can I ask why you left them there in the first place :)
Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
Dave was wearing them at the time of departure.
Load More Replies... Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago
How the hell is this not higher up?!?🤣🤣🤣 "I'm not even coming back for my panties" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
We should now call every holiday by a thing that represents it. Happy menorah, merry tree, crescent moon Mubarak, happy candles, etc...
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I got a tablet at that age to attend online school in 2020
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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
Depends what you’re talking about. For example, a metal bar tastes, fittingly enough, like metal.
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Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago
You every had pie WITH ice cream? Mamma mia, it is GOOD STUFF.
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Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago
Kids! Get the hottest new texting app since SnapChat: Perpus runs on all devices and has no more spyware than TikTok. PERPUS. When you are pretty sure you have the right number, text on Perpus!
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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
its kind of dumb when stubborn people dont admit theyre wrong like this ngl
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Dave 2 years ago
not homophobic from the picture just a guy who doesn't want "wet kisses n hugs" from a guy honestly I don't want wet kisses from basically anyone so...
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
I also would be angry if a wrong number pretended to be the correct one.
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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago (edited)
*agast* No such thing as enjoying THIS too much!!!!
Load More Replies... Mama Panda 5 years ago
The last 4 digits of my phone number are 1234 (no joking). I get random calls all the time. At first I was angry then I realized that these poor souls were given fake numbers and it just happened to be my number. So then I started helping them either find who they are looking for or with whatever they are trying to do. It's been really rewarding to help out and not be a b***h about things.
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Someone who was given a wrong number has a high chance of being a creepy dude though...
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littlesaresare 5 years ago
Am I the only one that doesn't find amusement in stringing strangers along, particularly when its to screw up something important, like organising fake shifts and fake events?
juice 5 years ago
small stuff is fine, like sending them bizarre pictures or setting up a bad pun. but it's not ok to screw with their lives. (and if you don't tell them you're the wrong person, at least make it so outlandish that there's no chance they'd actually believe you...)
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juice 5 years ago
yes, but numbers get changed. and when given a new number, some people type it wrong into their contacts.
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Tres D 5 years ago
I once got a text from a woman and after a few exchanges she was asking me if I was still up for the 3some with her and her husband. We chatted for days before I told her she had the wrong number.
Jonathan Koury 5 years ago
I keep getting requests directed to "Cheryl" wanting to buy her house. So I respond by saying, "This isn't Cheryl, but I heard her she-shed burned down so you might want to reconsider that offer."
Ginger Winters 1 year ago
Cheryl no one burned down your she shed it was hit by lightning (he says while watering the lawn in the middle of a storm looking sus)
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ArhomR 5 years ago (edited)
This happened to me at Thanksgiving. I texted my daughter and a friend. Got the friends number wrong and invited someone to dinner if they’d bring pumpkin pie. S’truth. My daughter begged me to stop. My “friend” thought it was good fun. Me too.
ArhomR 5 years ago
She had other plans and hates pumpkin pie. Fair enough.
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Martha Meyer 5 years ago
I will never understand how people even end up texting a stranger. I only use numbers that I've saved, of people I know. How do you even end up typing in a number manually to text someone?!
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago (edited)
*agast* No such thing as enjoying THIS too much!!!!
Load More Replies... Mama Panda 5 years ago
The last 4 digits of my phone number are 1234 (no joking). I get random calls all the time. At first I was angry then I realized that these poor souls were given fake numbers and it just happened to be my number. So then I started helping them either find who they are looking for or with whatever they are trying to do. It's been really rewarding to help out and not be a b***h about things.
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Someone who was given a wrong number has a high chance of being a creepy dude though...
Load More Replies... littlesaresare 5 years ago
Am I the only one that doesn't find amusement in stringing strangers along, particularly when its to screw up something important, like organising fake shifts and fake events?
juice 5 years ago
small stuff is fine, like sending them bizarre pictures or setting up a bad pun. but it's not ok to screw with their lives. (and if you don't tell them you're the wrong person, at least make it so outlandish that there's no chance they'd actually believe you...)
Load More Replies... juice 5 years ago
yes, but numbers get changed. and when given a new number, some people type it wrong into their contacts.
Load More Replies... Tres D 5 years ago
I once got a text from a woman and after a few exchanges she was asking me if I was still up for the 3some with her and her husband. We chatted for days before I told her she had the wrong number.
Jonathan Koury 5 years ago
I keep getting requests directed to "Cheryl" wanting to buy her house. So I respond by saying, "This isn't Cheryl, but I heard her she-shed burned down so you might want to reconsider that offer."
Ginger Winters 1 year ago
Cheryl no one burned down your she shed it was hit by lightning (he says while watering the lawn in the middle of a storm looking sus)
Load More Replies... ArhomR 5 years ago (edited)
This happened to me at Thanksgiving. I texted my daughter and a friend. Got the friends number wrong and invited someone to dinner if they’d bring pumpkin pie. S’truth. My daughter begged me to stop. My “friend” thought it was good fun. Me too.
ArhomR 5 years ago
She had other plans and hates pumpkin pie. Fair enough.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 5 years ago
I will never understand how people even end up texting a stranger. I only use numbers that I've saved, of people I know. How do you even end up typing in a number manually to text someone?!
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