50 Funny Memes That You Might Find Painfully Relatable

I love the cat. That is my kind of glare!

Can i join to watch the dogs?

It is a cat's sacred duty to protect the soft can-opener from bed-mice. If they eat you, who will open our cans?

I said what i says Doc

That is a cool rock🤩

Been there, done that.

And so perpetual motion was born..

I will not get in the basket! *cue the sorta high speed chase

I'm not that cute

We Catholics ordered a German Shepherd and got Pope Benedict XVI

I only got drunk once in my whole 36-year-life so far - all the way back when I was 18 or so, at a classmate's party. Had zero prior experience with alcohol, tried a bit of this, a bit of that, didn't eat much beforehand... and then I participated in a game where, if you were caught lying (or something, I never got the rules straight), you had to drink a shot of tequila. My crush was playing too, which didn't help, and somehow, no matter what I did, I always ended up having to drink a shot. In the end, my Mom came to pick me up. To my credit, I never puked - but to this day, I have never touched tequila again (it almost triggers me when I even see a bottle) and actively avoid ever getting sh*t-faced again.

Fair enough.

This is England's roads now. After the Tories paid billions to their mates in contracts.

Tastes like copper

It's because I know you're going to ask for another lemonade and a side of ranch and my feet hurt!

Maybe you just didn't notice them because they were being so quiet.

That is certainly some invisible tape

I do it because I don't want people to know I'm a ghost.

I know them. I don't like them. Stop showing them to me!

Probably cheaper to buy a new tire than pay the fines.

If you ever ate rice cakes, you know what walls taste like.

Some have B cup breasts, she has T cup ones

And not the surgery I need next week.

I work in a restaurant. I pretend I haven't taken a gummie on my 4th double in a row.

RIP. He was so funny and sweet.

Runners would never win a fight but they don't need to.

So true. My abusive af ex was a vet and worked at a hospital (prob still does) He was written up three times for using "excessive force" with patients... so essentially beating patients up. He didn't get fired. I'm so glad I got away from him alive and I really hope he eventually got fired and lost his license.

Being included is overrated. Being forgotten is where it's at

And trying to keep said leg/body straight cause bending will only make it worse

If you hear your name with a question mark before you reached the coffee machine...

Sounds like a reasonable explanation to me 🤔

Hah, what about getting stuck in your throat

I'm pretty sure there is happiness in my cart.

I have bills and i have dollars bills. So confused.

Just seeing this pic and I started coughing.

You and me are not friends, boss.

The gossip is real tho-

To respond to the text “I’m by your house” one simply must say, “ Cool, but I’m not home”

Naps and someone to prepare your food for you. That's the life.

The night shift isn't the problem. Sleeping during the day while dogs and cars and lawnmowers are awake is the problem.

I love this picture

In the 80's parents didn't have to allow it because i left home at 8 in the morning and didn't see them until dinner time.

"Sooo...If anyone asks, we're SUPPOSED to do it this way... But, since it's your first day and I like you, I'll show ya all the corners you can cut and not get fired..."

WTF is wrong with whoever took this picture rather than take the light string out of the kitten’s mouth????

I feel seen

The only thing I can think of is a regular paycheck, it's not big enough, it's a regular size paycheck, not an XX-Large paycheck. It's like it shrunk in the wash.

Hide! You always keep hiding.

That always slows me down.

"No. NO?! WTF do you mean no?!"

Jesus hiding from the oppressive state again. How is his hair anti gravity?

Sitting for 2 hours is no longer possible for me. I watch movies alone so i can pause freely. It really is awesome.

Result then

Heh I don't argue at all... right?

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MR Spock, Dr. Spock was the baby doctor

I'll take 3! I could then sell my lawn mowers and have new friends.

Here, corrected post: Having an idiot for a boyfriend is like having a son: Only eats junk food, needs you to pay for everything and can't take responsibility for himself.

I like to say "I am an actual human" or "I am alive" enthusiastically and stop there with a big smile.

I'm just going to call in dead.

Employee don’t care. Manager might. Regular worker? Eat the whole display. No skin off my nose.

Anyone who shows up unannounced, without texting first deserves to stand out there in the cold. Text first or I'm not answering the door.

That's all anyone can do.

Monday right after lunch.

Ben Catfleck

Grrr i show u mys teef

Too exhausted to run.