30 Hilarious Work Memes To Scroll Through While Pretending To Be Busy

I used to get asked questions while I was still on the sidewalk outside the building.

Yes. And don't put it in writing.

Meanwhile people at my work: They need to post more overtime! We have too many new people.

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Trust NO ONE!!!

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I had to screenshot this one because the little old man driving looks just like my grandpa that passed several years ago.

ALL OF YOU IDIOTS OWE ME A WALK AND A GAME OF FETCH OH I'M SICK OF THIS. SANDRA! FETCH ME MY TREATS AT ONCE!

Oops.

I’ve had 5 managers and 3 directors (with that role currently vacant since they fired the last one) in the past 5 years. None of my coworkers have been there more than 3 years. I’ve been there 20 years. 👆this is my life.

I had someone nearly stroke out on me by responding, calmly, "Do you really think volume contributes to accuracy?" Also, never raise your voice at work, people will strain to hear the calm word.

...must not listen to myself ...must not listen to myself

With a piece of paper in your hand.

That IS fun!

My face when I’m talking to someone and another person keeps calling my name.

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Hope you get consistent days off anyway. Worked somewhere, where you didn't know until the week prior. "Okay, so I need to take a vacation day for a doctor/dentist visit?"

I worked with a Nurse that was scheduled from 5:00 am to 1:00 pm. She typically showed up around 1:00 pm. Had to spend the entire morning getting her work covered by someone else. We worked for the State. State & Federal employees have to kill someone to be disciplined.

Perfectly delivered sarcasm is like a fine meal. Delicious.

Yaaaaaaasssss!!!

(Fireworks shoot off as he completes the sentence)

Dead or alive, you're coming in to the office.

The day when you have to pay all your s**t and hope you have enough left to survive the rest of the month.

Last week a coworker asked if I could finish my part of a project that day. I pointed out to him that I could have finished it three weeks ago if he had got me the information I needed sooner. I didn't yell, but I wanted to.

I'm sorry. Did I roll my eyes out loud?!

Bye friend. I shall see you in 10 hours

Sad, innit?

And don't forget the head shakes.

While training numerous new employees, most of them have said "I've got a dumb question". My reply was always "There's no such thing as a dumb question ". Eventually I was proven wrong.

Psychopaths, every one of 'em

In other words, "Standard Operating Procedure".

"You're getting written up for this."

I used have to get up at 4:30am, this old lady I knew heard that and said, OH, I wouldn't have that job very long.

So when you are me

Define fine...

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Hmm, how long can I spend in the can before some jerk comes looking for me?

"I can't make my bills".."man, that sucks". Almost the same breath.."Yeah ditched work the other day to go to a boxing match"..."Ummmmm"

I love this one.

Yeah,till i paid my monthly stuff and realise i might need another job because i need another pay day to get over the month.😡

I'm here. Okay?

Wow, you make it all the way to Thursday??

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..."yes, we're discussing logistics issues".

Every time I see this one, my first thought is "So as long as I keep crying, I don't have to go back to work?"

And you already know that the answer is no.

Like marrying money was ever an option for me. Or even marrying, period.