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It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society. So if you're tired of lame pick up lines, obnoxious cat-callers, irritating gender expectations and the same-old Hollywood casting cliches, you're sure to find something to relate to in this collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Stille20 8 years ago
Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The sad thing is, women get lectured for wearing too much makeup and they also get lectured for not wearing a lot. No matter what we do, someone will always find something that they consider bad, no matter how hard we try to please everyone.
Jeanna 8 years ago
That's why I just do what I want, and I don't care what people think about it. And I don't wear makeup, because it's a waste of money and time, and I don't want to put a bunch of chemical c**p on my face, and I look fine without it.
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Well, some women wear make up and some men...speak. Everyone has their methods of deception. #DontJudge #WinkWink
Kaiela Chase 8 years ago
Why does marc have such an issue with contouring? Lol we do it for ourselves not you. Im sure if you could draw on muscles or a few inches on your d**k you would. Let us females do as we please with our faces! You should love your women with or without her bad a*s contour. Its art, its beauty either way. Get over it.
Jennifer Wettervik 8 years ago
Yeah, 'cause muscles and a big d**k is ALL guys care about and they CAN'T be happy with themselves without it, sure...
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Ema Sklepic 8 years ago
yeaaa, but also perfect skin, and everything else hidden by contouring xD ;PPP
Sally Brite 8 years ago
Makeup is used to create an optical illusion of something that isn't there. It IS a form of deceiving.
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Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I mean, by that logic, I'm lying by wearing these clothes right now because my skin isn't actually blue underneath this shirt.
Pavel Nekoranec 8 years ago
Well we all know the slogan “(Maybe she's born with it.) Maybe it's Maybelline.” ... :D
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Guys with beards are the equivalent of women who wear heavy make up. Both hide your flaws and face.
Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
Exactly! I mean, how are you stupid enough to think that my lips are actually purple and sparkly!
Palilalie Panda 8 years ago
Wearing makeup shouldn't be for anyone else but for yourself. Feeling natural? Do it. feel the need to wear bold eyebrows? do it! But it with passion and precision.
Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
So what you're saying, it's that if someone is gullible enough to believe am obvious lie like the makeup or being told that you are special and that I've never felt this way before to get laid... Then it's the gillible person's fault. I like this line of thinking.
Ryan Lewis 8 years ago
So then what you are saying is that when the lie was obvious, like when a guy says you're special or whatever nonsense to get laid, then it's not his fault that you were so gullible. I think I like this idea.
Caitlin Martin 8 years ago
Once I was wearing shimmering gold makeup an d a boy said are you wearing makeup?
Chet Dailey 8 years ago
There is an old Dilbert cartoon in which Dogbert is helping Dilbert get ready for a blind date. Dogbert's advice to Dilbert is to embellish his accomplishments. Dilbert protest saying that isn't being honest. Dogbert's replies, "We'll talk about honesty when they stop wearing makeup."
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Me, & mah doode have always felt like no one is dumb enough to not appreciate that gorgeous gold!!
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
As long as you care for the blame, you'll be blamed. No matter what'll be the topic.
Splendido Splendente 8 years ago
Sometimes is not just golden eyelids. Sometimes is basically a different face painted on their real face.
Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
And you know what? We don't wear it for men's satisfaction. We wear it for ours. It doesn't matter if you feel "lied to". It's our faces.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
But when we keep it real and go make-up free we're getting told that we look pale and what not and should consider wearing make-up. So basically, it's a lose/lose for us when it comes up make-up and men
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AcousticGString 8 years ago
Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.
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Regina Dew 8 years ago
I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.
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Luna Clara 8 years ago
@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.
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Hans 8 years ago
Sorry to be a smart a*s, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him
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Brandi Dickerson 8 years ago
Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.
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Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"
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Aunt Messy 8 years ago
Walk straight ahead, don't make eye contact, and don't dodge when men are coming at you on the sidewalk. It freaks them out no end...and they step aside every single time. Try it! It's fun!
#46
Madeline Tuohey 8 years ago
Once a someone told me " why don't you come on over here baby and shake that thang" I was 9 he was 11
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
My personal deodorant favorites on men are "Drywall," "I Once Killed a Grizzly while Hunting," and "Ever Seen One this Big?" ;)
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Veronica Hufana 8 years ago
Mortgage, health insurance, dental plan - soooooo sexy (Homer Simpson drool).
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Alex RK 8 years ago
Sorry, what? How could you -not- be proud to have an intelligent partner? Who gives a f what gender they are! I get that it sucks if your partner is so competitive, they would rather outdo and belittle you, than thrive with you. But barring that, I can’t fathom spending x-ty years talking about inane b******t. I thought we already established that smart is sexy. Who still thinks this way?
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Kimberly Puchniarz 8 years ago
Amen to people that have minds of their own!! It shows a high level of education!!
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Sherida van den Bent 8 years ago
Why against men? This would bother me, a girl, just as much it would probably bother any other fan, regardless of gender.
#74
Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
cool game! did it once. had a lot of fun. man never talked to me again, but who cares...
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Peta Hurley-Hill 8 years ago
Men do it way more than women do,though yes there are unimaginative ,full of themselves women too.Then there are the parents so conceited,that they call their children after both of themselves...Will Smith/Willow Smith,Jada Pinkett Smith/Jaden Smith....Donald Trump/Donald Trump...Ivana Trump/Ivaka Trump.
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Noemi Reynolds 8 years ago
Is anyone else as grateful as I am that Master Markus is here to instruct we poor, feeble women?
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cris Pender 8 years ago
Is there a "Womansplaining" because the other men on this post seem to have lost the ability to understand and I think the may need a woman to sit them down and go through t slowly.
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Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Maybe it just means you are posting your opinion on the internet.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
When a pick-up line is that bad, you have the right to at least throw something in his face.
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Mark Kelly 8 years ago
No kidding. I'v had chances to have sex with women and have said no and have told men and they wonder why. I don't just f**k anything that moves.
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Sarah Zimmerman 8 years ago
Representation matters (for all people). Otherwise, it just reinforces the gender tropes. That's all that people will see. "This is how X is represented therefor this is how X must be". Unfortunately I know a lot people who never really think beyond that...
#105
Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
@Kali Parvata Feminazis? Why? Because we don't want a man telling us how to respond to something? That's called having a mind of our own.
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Barbara Jones 8 years ago
True story, know a guy who took a young feminist out on a date when he was younger. This guy has always been a gentleman, the kind who opens doors and treats women with respect at all times. Young feminist yanked the door from his hand, closed it and then told him she could open her own doors, get her own chair and she didn't need his Patriarchal behavior. She then proceeded to spend the entire dinner expounding on the evils of men, and telling him all about how a Matriarchy would be better. When the bill came, he did the math and told her that her half was $15. He honestly figured if she was that offended at him opening doors that she wouldn't want him paying for her food. She got super pissed at him and wouldn't even let him drive her home because he ~made~ her pay for her own meal.
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Iudith Coman 8 years ago
so Kali Parvata, are you saying that ALL WOMEN are smarter than men ? yes you are!!!...good job thinking that, here's your 78 cents
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Samantha Manley 8 years ago
I love that some special little snowflake got so upset they scrolled through over 100 twitters on 4 pages just do down vote every single one. I'm not sure what amazes me more the dedication to being a jerk, in a tiny barely noticeable and completely useless way that changes nothing or the fact they have absolutely nothing better to do. Hey at least I was chuckling away & enjoying reading them tweets as I scrolled through.
Hans 8 years ago
Hm...this series has some clever, sarcastic quotes, but unfortunately also several that fall no shorter of being sexistic about the sexism they complain about. Moreover, many use out-of-context "evidence", such as historical things or unproven statements. I think this very serious topic could be presented with much more humour and less bitterness – the latter will just lead to people who are on your side cheering your post, and those who object to, well, object it.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Personally i feel a lot of tweets are funny and justitied. Some are probably justified but I can t relate. And Some seem to me just very meanspirited towards men. Just sharing my equally valuable male opinion.
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
Do guys seriously ask women to smile? I work in a mostly female dominated industry and women smile at me all the time, It has never entered my mind to ask someone to smile. Though come to think about it my mates do think it is a big deal, I just don't think about it, am I missing something here
stacyh 8 years ago
Yes, they really do. I can't tell you how many times I've been going about my business only to have a man literally stop me and tell me "you'd look so much prettier if you were smiling!" Because apparently as a woman I'm supposed to walk around with a giant grin all day and look like a lunatic so as to not upset some random man who thinks I need to change my face for him.
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Bipolar King 8 years ago
I live in a world that thinks owning Nuclear bombs is a good thing! These tweets just made fun of all the other ridiculous ideals we hold as human brings....
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
just found out that this is basically a repost of https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-feminist-jokes-twitter/ and that most commenters (male and female) are also basically saying the same stuff.
Jeanneke Hodges 8 years ago
agreed. So sexist to point out the gender pay gap, and declining to take such well meant advice to smile for strangers' benefits
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Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
I wonder who these women hang out with? I dont experience any of this in my day to day and I'm surrounded by contractors.
Stephanie Marie 8 years ago
Just because you don't experience it, doesn't mean it's not widespread or even universal. For it to be this popular on Twitter/Facebook/magazines/news articles, it's clearly an issue. I suggest that since it (fortunately) doesn't affect you, you look into ways to support other women from discrimination.
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Andy Popov 8 years ago
The merry disscussion about relations between ladies and gentlemen, thanks for humour!
kytetiger 8 years ago
I'm so fed up of discrimination, whatever form it is, it's such a waste of energy and time -.- Want some bullet point argument against discrimination? 1. Salary: You pay less for part of your workforce -> they earn less -> they spent less -> the neighbour economy is diminished. 2. Job: discrimination at hiring -> you lose potential good element to your company 3. Socially: discrimination is “us vs them” -> creation of tension -> instability -> weakening of the society and values -> risk of war 4. Family: having blame and discrimination hurts not the victim, but all the persons around -> stress, sadness -> instability in the family, sickness 5. Health: discrimination segregates and weakens the population. 6. Psychology: children born in a family where discrimination is common, tends to replicate this behaviour in his adulthood, with his or her family, colleagues, acquaintances,… 7. Liberty: lack of liberty always led to obscurantism, which led to poverty (of health and mind)
kytetiger 8 years ago
8. Science: The coding for Apollo 11 was done by a remarkable scientific, and it was a woman!! 9. Politic: … stupidity and greediness is universal, whether it’s a man, a woman or other. 10. Education: learn respect. The 1st step to respect is: knowing others. Then acknowledge their difference, advantage and sadness. From there, you learn that someone else is an actual also a person, with his richness. 11. Stability: penalizing people for the short-term wellness of a few is not durable. 12. Research & development: any industry will tell you that without diversity (fex in R&D), they would crumble and won’t survive. 13. Nature: diversity led to adaptation and surviving. Homogeneity in a population led to self-destruction or higher sensibility to risks. 14. Logic: why would you discriminate base on randomness??? Might be oversimplifying. Not exhaustive.
Load More Replies... appie the robot 8 years ago
Jeez so much hate. Why does everything these days have to result in fingerpointing. I thought feminism was supposed to be about equality? Most of these are just one time events used as an excuse to generalise, put yourself in a victim position and hate on men. This isn't feminism this even is misandry. Man or woman, don't be a jerk, just respect and be kind towards one another. Super simple stuff really.
Melissa Smith 8 years ago
I agre with you about being a jerk 100% it isn't right to completely hate on somebody based on gender. Unfortunately alot of the things that were brought up are not one time things we deal with them on a daily basis. It really does become frustrating to deal with, that isn't an excuse to hate men. Just like women asking for equal rights isn't an excuse for men to hate women. At the end of the day we all need to remember that not all men are mysogynists and not all feminists hate men... etc. I think feminism really should be about men and women working together to create a better world and future for both men and women. Unfortunately many men still view women who say anything remotely "feminist" as rabid man haters which often isn't the case. Im not saying your opinion is unfounded because unfortunately alot of feminist do go overboard, just like alot of mysogynists go overboard. Society needs to find a balance which will only happen if we all work together.
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Rob Adams 8 years ago
"Maybe if we called it Father Nature, the GOP will be more interested in protecting it." Maybe if we called babies "whales" liberals would be more interested in saving them.....
Dave Roger 8 years ago
Sounds like someone can't get laid and is super bitter about it. Because that's what it always comes down to with guys like you isn't it? Women don't like you, so you in turn have decided you hate all women and it's somehow they're fault. Look at how bitter and upset you are simply by seeing what some women have to deal with. Grow up, go find a woman who will actually touch you and shut up. You're making all of us look bad.
Load More Replies... Samantha Manley 8 years ago
I love that some special little snowflake got so upset they scrolled through over 100 twitters on 4 pages just do down vote every single one. I'm not sure what amazes me more the dedication to being a jerk, in a tiny barely noticeable and completely useless way that changes nothing or the fact they have absolutely nothing better to do. Hey at least I was chuckling away & enjoying reading them tweets as I scrolled through.
Hans 8 years ago
Hm...this series has some clever, sarcastic quotes, but unfortunately also several that fall no shorter of being sexistic about the sexism they complain about. Moreover, many use out-of-context "evidence", such as historical things or unproven statements. I think this very serious topic could be presented with much more humour and less bitterness – the latter will just lead to people who are on your side cheering your post, and those who object to, well, object it.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
Personally i feel a lot of tweets are funny and justitied. Some are probably justified but I can t relate. And Some seem to me just very meanspirited towards men. Just sharing my equally valuable male opinion.
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
Do guys seriously ask women to smile? I work in a mostly female dominated industry and women smile at me all the time, It has never entered my mind to ask someone to smile. Though come to think about it my mates do think it is a big deal, I just don't think about it, am I missing something here
stacyh 8 years ago
Yes, they really do. I can't tell you how many times I've been going about my business only to have a man literally stop me and tell me "you'd look so much prettier if you were smiling!" Because apparently as a woman I'm supposed to walk around with a giant grin all day and look like a lunatic so as to not upset some random man who thinks I need to change my face for him.
Load More Replies... Bipolar King 8 years ago
I live in a world that thinks owning Nuclear bombs is a good thing! These tweets just made fun of all the other ridiculous ideals we hold as human brings....
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
just found out that this is basically a repost of https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-feminist-jokes-twitter/ and that most commenters (male and female) are also basically saying the same stuff.
Jeanneke Hodges 8 years ago
agreed. So sexist to point out the gender pay gap, and declining to take such well meant advice to smile for strangers' benefits
Load More Replies... Pam Tafarella 8 years ago
I wonder who these women hang out with? I dont experience any of this in my day to day and I'm surrounded by contractors.
Stephanie Marie 8 years ago
Just because you don't experience it, doesn't mean it's not widespread or even universal. For it to be this popular on Twitter/Facebook/magazines/news articles, it's clearly an issue. I suggest that since it (fortunately) doesn't affect you, you look into ways to support other women from discrimination.
Load More Replies... Andy Popov 8 years ago
The merry disscussion about relations between ladies and gentlemen, thanks for humour!
kytetiger 8 years ago
I'm so fed up of discrimination, whatever form it is, it's such a waste of energy and time -.- Want some bullet point argument against discrimination? 1. Salary: You pay less for part of your workforce -> they earn less -> they spent less -> the neighbour economy is diminished. 2. Job: discrimination at hiring -> you lose potential good element to your company 3. Socially: discrimination is “us vs them” -> creation of tension -> instability -> weakening of the society and values -> risk of war 4. Family: having blame and discrimination hurts not the victim, but all the persons around -> stress, sadness -> instability in the family, sickness 5. Health: discrimination segregates and weakens the population. 6. Psychology: children born in a family where discrimination is common, tends to replicate this behaviour in his adulthood, with his or her family, colleagues, acquaintances,… 7. Liberty: lack of liberty always led to obscurantism, which led to poverty (of health and mind)
kytetiger 8 years ago
8. Science: The coding for Apollo 11 was done by a remarkable scientific, and it was a woman!! 9. Politic: … stupidity and greediness is universal, whether it’s a man, a woman or other. 10. Education: learn respect. The 1st step to respect is: knowing others. Then acknowledge their difference, advantage and sadness. From there, you learn that someone else is an actual also a person, with his richness. 11. Stability: penalizing people for the short-term wellness of a few is not durable. 12. Research & development: any industry will tell you that without diversity (fex in R&D), they would crumble and won’t survive. 13. Nature: diversity led to adaptation and surviving. Homogeneity in a population led to self-destruction or higher sensibility to risks. 14. Logic: why would you discriminate base on randomness??? Might be oversimplifying. Not exhaustive.
Load More Replies... appie the robot 8 years ago
Jeez so much hate. Why does everything these days have to result in fingerpointing. I thought feminism was supposed to be about equality? Most of these are just one time events used as an excuse to generalise, put yourself in a victim position and hate on men. This isn't feminism this even is misandry. Man or woman, don't be a jerk, just respect and be kind towards one another. Super simple stuff really.
Melissa Smith 8 years ago
I agre with you about being a jerk 100% it isn't right to completely hate on somebody based on gender. Unfortunately alot of the things that were brought up are not one time things we deal with them on a daily basis. It really does become frustrating to deal with, that isn't an excuse to hate men. Just like women asking for equal rights isn't an excuse for men to hate women. At the end of the day we all need to remember that not all men are mysogynists and not all feminists hate men... etc. I think feminism really should be about men and women working together to create a better world and future for both men and women. Unfortunately many men still view women who say anything remotely "feminist" as rabid man haters which often isn't the case. Im not saying your opinion is unfounded because unfortunately alot of feminist do go overboard, just like alot of mysogynists go overboard. Society needs to find a balance which will only happen if we all work together.
Load More Replies... Rob Adams 8 years ago
"Maybe if we called it Father Nature, the GOP will be more interested in protecting it." Maybe if we called babies "whales" liberals would be more interested in saving them.....
Dave Roger 8 years ago
Sounds like someone can't get laid and is super bitter about it. Because that's what it always comes down to with guys like you isn't it? Women don't like you, so you in turn have decided you hate all women and it's somehow they're fault. Look at how bitter and upset you are simply by seeing what some women have to deal with. Grow up, go find a woman who will actually touch you and shut up. You're making all of us look bad.
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