30 People Who Had The ‘Pleasure’ Of Living With A Weirdo Roommate Share Their Worst Stories For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

That is funny

Good for him!

Does he have a certain deadline for Darwin award?

Doing that to hide his alcoholism… poor guy

Hahaha 😁

If it worked for them, who's to say otherwise...

What was the dream about?

Imagine trying to wash the table afterwards in the kitchen sink!

BUT WHY ANYONE PUT A KFC CHICKEN LEG IN THEIR POCKET IN THE FIRST PLACE

How do you not feel a remote control under your booty, lol ?

I went through that phase. Aged 6.

lmao this one is just funny

Olives... good. Milk... good!

Girl power!

Why though?

He brought dessert!

10 months of socks, I guess?

Part of me wants to commend the level of multi tasking and water saving... But the bigger part says yikes!

I've never heard it called that before.

Geez you had messed up the whole system and ecology

Where is he? So is it true???

Not at all creepy. Honest.

That would be a “give” not a “borrow”

As a mother of a 25 year old son, I don't want to see him naked at this point in time and that would be super awkward in front of his friends 😳. I believe in healthy boundaries. I'm sure if there were a medical question or something my son would feel very comfortable coming to me to look into it and check it out, but as for just casual nakedness, I don't think it would fly at our house. No judgment though for people who live an alternative lifestyle or are just more relaxed about their nudity.

Where do I find one like that?

🤢🤮 No no no no no.

Illogical fears require illogical solutions?

Auditioning for a Cadbury's milk chocolate ad?

might have a phobia /...

Probably liked the smell of the burnt match.

Was your roommate Howard Hughes?

It's called financial planning

Makes me think of Sgt. Colon counting sugar cubes in Jingo.

The insensitivity of some people…

Eewww yuk! Had to have tasted awful 😖 !

Some people just go for a run instead!

Did you have a pet cat?

Had a roommate that left her dirty dishes, pots and pans in the sink/counter. I lost it one day and brought all the foul, mouldy, sloshing dishes and put them on her bed with a note that she'd lost kitchen privileges until she learned how to be courteous to the rest of us.

Eewww no.

Ghosts will get you when your back is turned.

ocd?

Exhibitionist maybe 🤔?

Poor fella, he may have been having an existential crisis of sorts.

Sounds like an excellent tactic! “Oh, nobody wanted any ultra expensive meat. I guess I’ll just have to eat it all. Sigh.”

If brain size is so important have her explain why a bull with a much bigger brain is not in her college instead of the slaughterhouse. She is an idiot to regurgitate that argument. It is one the patriarchy used for years to defend their stance that women are just dumber than men because of our smaller brains.

Now I wanna put a disco ball in my kitchen

perhaps she thought she knocked your shower cap in by accident.

Huh?

I want one now!

I can't see why playing some modern game for six hours straight would be much different

That's a âsshole move. I'd had to have moved it back to her desk, bed, floor, or something on her side of the room.

The episode of FRIENDS where Joey and Chandler were fighting over a comfy chair. Matt LeBlanc really hurt himself doing the scene where they both dived into it, which is why they began the next episode as if Joey was jumping on the bed and fell off and got hurt....to explain the sling he was wearing.

If this was her assigned chore what a bratty way to handle not wanting to do it.

Some cultures have very solid pillows - think of the ancient Japanese ones made of wood or porcelain

Perhaps a childhood lesson gone awry.

And you never thought of purchasing a super soaker for these precious moments?

I shudder to think...

I remember when I was little, I had a Disney Hercules plate from McDonald's with Pegasus on it. I put it in the microwave one morning, and it proceeded to explode into several pieces. Not related to your story, but you brought back a weird memory.

If it works for her and you can overlook it, you should. roommates that are merely odd are so hard to find whereas roomies that are actively destructive jerks are a dime a dozen.

That sucks

I just can't get past the hard parts that hold the seeds.

Sometimes it just hits the spot if you're restless. Get out of bed so you're not overthinking not being able to sleep, and sometimes it's just what the dr ordered for back or hip fatigue.

There are plenty of people who should do that!

Able to help themselves. Great. Probably shidty parents though

I mean ... you should be putting them back the sleeves if they're there!

I never liked him until I heard him play blues. Check out Eric Clapton's Crossroads DVDs. That comment is pretty ignorant. Most players play multiple guitars. Check out Joe Bonamassa sometime. He changes guitars just about every song in a set.