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82 Times Real Estate Agents Forgot That Their Listings Were Meant To Sell Properties
If ‘Selling Sunset’ taught us anything, it’s that first impressions matter. A lot. The real estate market is so chaotic and bizarre now that it no longer makes sense in many parts of the world. But no matter the price point or particular property, you want to leave the best possible impression on your prospective clients. Right? Well, not everyone got the memo.
The Bored Panda team has scoured the internet and curated this list of the very worst, weirdest, and funniest real estate listings. Here, the realtors clearly forgot that their goal was to, you know, actually sell houses. Scroll down for a good laugh, lots of cringing, and plenty of wondering why bad properties are so gosh darn expensive.
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#1
Imagine The D&d Campaigns
Teutonic Disaster 3 months ago (edited)
Is that one of the castles that Nicholas Cage had to sell when he was broke? Btw, the first one on this list that I would buy if money were no object.
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#2
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
Teutonic Disaster 3 months ago
Redneck engineering at its finest. Bonus points if the fridge is actually plugged in and still works.
#3
If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool
#4
Spice Up Your Morning With An Unexpected Trip To The Ground Floor
#5
Skilled Use Of Image Editing Software Can Help Make Unfurnished Properties Look Far Worse
#6
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
#7
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Kya Ajiira 3 months ago
At least for the pity of my OCD put them all at the same level please!
#8
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
#9
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
#10
Two Words: Stiletto Tub
#11
Are Coins In A Toilet Seat Considered Dirty Money?
Teutonic Disaster 3 months ago (edited)
I guess the owners couldn't decide on one ghastly bathroom design, so they went with "All of them, Katie."
#12
Breakfast Bath
Riley Quinn 3 months ago
This where the kiddies sit while mom and dad are in a bubble bath. All in the family.
#13
Surprise!
#14
I Wish This Was An April Fool’s Joke
#15
$1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer
#16
Mirror Mirror On The Wall… And Everywhere Else
#17
Never Have I Been So Threatened By A Group Of Bonsai Trees
#18
I Think 90’s Greco-Roman Maximalism Needs To Make A Comeback
#19
C Is For Cat, And Also For Certifiable
#20
You Have Been Warned!
#21
Y’know, Personally, I Don’t Think They Have Enough Hats
Teutonic Disaster 3 months ago
I actually kinda like it, apart from all the pseudo greco-roman statues and stuff.
#22
This Jail House Rocks!
#23
Hold Your Horses
#24
This House Has No Water In The Crawlspace, Guaranteed
#25
"Abitabile"
#26
A Greenhouse With A House Growing Inside!
#27
If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner
Ace 3 months ago
Not that unusual to find in basement areas in homes built into the mountain, seen several her in CH. It's not normal to have it incorporated into the room like that, but it's pretty cool, IMO, My own cellar is also built partially over rocks but is not floored or used as part of the house, just an outside door access.
#28
An Interesting Alternative To Coffee And Cigars
#29
I Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie
#30
Check Out This Utterly Insane Listing
#31
At First Glance I Thought It Was The Wardrobe
Riley Quinn 3 months ago
Convenient, and would come in handy humifying the room during dry winter months. I can't think of another positive thing about this set up.
#32
You Go Ahead, I’ll Wait Til I’ve Moved Out
#33
Oh The Fear Of Coming In Here At Night, In The Dark
#34
"Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?"
#35
When Space Is Scarce, It Makes Total Sense
#36
This House Reeks Of Hairspray And Trickle-Down Economics
Kristiina Männiste 3 months ago
It is amazing how one thing can look so expensive and so cheap at the same time
#37
They Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Us… Everywhere
#38
Airbnb?
Did I say that out loud? 3 months ago
Delightfully compact and bijou apartment available in Central London. £5000 pcm, bills extra.
#39
Underground And Without Windows, But It Is Already Furnished
Kristiina Männiste 3 months ago
But the landlord will let you out if you wish to leave right? Right?!
#40
We All Think So
Kristiina Männiste 3 months ago
You can really earn that much on the streets of Rome to pay that rent??
#41
For Very Little People
#42
Dinner Will Be Served In The Garage, After Which You’re Welcome To Join Us In The Shed For Drinks
Sara Frazer 3 months ago
This looks like some "trendy" airbnbs we've stayed in; mostly Portland (OR) and Chicago 😅😂
#43
In Greek Mythology, Actaeon Was Transformed Into A Stag And Condemned To Live Forever As A Tasteless Wall Covering
Janissary35680 3 months ago
He's there because Artemis decided to keep the first buck she ever made.
#44
I’d Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus’s Bathroom Beneath The Waves
#45
We’re Leaving Shiplap And Whitewash In 2022. 2025 Is All About The Meat Walls, Baby!
#46
I Wonder What D-Tier Magician Lived In This One
#47
Terraced House Looks Normal From The Outside As It Hits Market For £120k… But Hides Bizarre Feature On Its Landing
Shark Enthusiast. 2 months ago
I like the kitchen and it looks like there’s a Franklin stove in another room.
#48
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
#49
Where’s The Moat?
#50
A House That Screams, "We Have So Much Money That We Literally Have No Idea What To Do With All Of Our Money". Are Those Emmy Awards In The Bathroom?
Kristiina Männiste 3 months ago
It looks lovely to me. A headache to clean but if you can afford this you can afford service
#51
A Great Alternative To Camping!
#52
The Open Bathroom Is Stunning
#53
Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today
#54
“We Have Bridgerton At Home.” The Bridgerton At Home
David Paterson 3 months ago
A bit sad this. The last vestiges of old money, this furniture used to belong in a palace.
#55
If M C Escher Had Tried Interior Design
#56
Wild Horses
#57
Some Like It Horrible
#58
Never At A Loss For Words
#60
Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Woman Looking For Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Man For Fun Times And Maybe More
#61
A Fine Example Of What Happens When You Decide To Paint Your House While Listening To Rave Music
#62
I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents
Upstaged75 3 months ago
I like the media room - but what happened to all those poor brass instruments??
#63
Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita
#64
Multitask Like Nobody’s Busines
Upstaged75 3 months ago
I've seen European kitchens with a washer/dryer in them, but they look a lot better than this!
#65
Elegance From Another Era
#66
A Space-Saving Solution That, I'm Sure, We Would All Have Liked To Think Of!
#68
“Swole Zeus Isn’t Real, He Can’t Hurt You” Swole Zeus
#69
Inspired By AI Generated Architecture And Design?
#70
What Happens When You Can’t Find The Remote?
#72
Elephant In The Room
#73
Interior Design Influencers Are Already Predicting A Strong Year For Images Of Dogs Printed On A Towel Hung Over The Only Window In A Wooden Room
#74
This Is The Funniest Use Of Digital Grass I Have Seen
#75
It’s Like When You’re Trying To Build On Sims But Nothing Lined Up Quite Right
#76
Anybody Got An Iron For The Lawn?
#77
This Clown House Could Be Yours
#78
Funny-Weird-Real-Estate-Pics
#80
George Costanza House
Fire Singer 3 months ago
I must not remember Seinfeld as well as I thought I did, I don't get the reference?
#81
Valley Of The Dolls
#82
Is It An Altar, Or A Dungeon?
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Ace 3 months ago
I'd like to share one that we actually seriously considered buying about ten years ago. Photo in next post.
Bored Birgit 3 months ago
I wonder what happened to the original owners, did they d*e by their big shot, or are they somewhere out there to build the next monstrosities. (shudder)
Ace 3 months ago
I'd like to share one that we actually seriously considered buying about ten years ago. Photo in next post.
Bored Birgit 3 months ago
I wonder what happened to the original owners, did they d*e by their big shot, or are they somewhere out there to build the next monstrosities. (shudder)
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