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Many of us are fans of all kinds of comedy, from stand-up and improv to layered anecdotes and dad jokes. After all, who doesn’t love having a hearty laugh? But for us, there’s nothing like a good old pun to get us chuckling!
That’s where the 'Unappreciated Puns’ community comes in. It’s a super popular Facebook group whose members share some of the best puns they’ve found online or came up with themselves. We’ve collected some of our favorite ones to boost your mood, dear Pandas. It’s a wild ride, so hang on to your hats as you scroll down.
Pssst, we’re pretty sure your family, friends, and coworkers would love to have a laugh, too. Be sure to send them a few of your fave pics.

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Jason Cox Report

Hi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK. He is so cute he needs more upvotes.

paigeofcolors
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wood give him more upvotes if I could

Ryan Mercer
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my daughter was really young, she liked to watch Peep and the Big Wide World, which I very much approved of. Anyway, she eventually discovered the website, where they had little browser games that reflected the show, with voice overs from the actual characters. Joan Cusack was the narrator in the show, so was also one of voices in one of the games, in which the player matches the home to the animal. There were 9 pictures, a nest, a burrow, a pond, you get the idea. Then Cusack would ask, "Where does the bird live?" You click the nest and it says, "nest!" Where does the duck live? *click* Pond! When you got to the last one it would end by saying, "you got them all!" So my daughter is playing this on the computer while I'm nearby, not really paying attention. She gets to the last one and it's the beaver. She clicks it's home and Joan Cusack says, "Dam! You got them all!" And I'm like, wait... what??

Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was the other one named Daniel?

Crazy catz
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs ALL the upvotes

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    #2

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    Andy Banks Report

    MissMePhoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this day and age? ....good luck!

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny enough, but people in the past had infinitely more difficult times to live through.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much cat stuff can be batted under the sofa? This is the important statistic.

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on Earth would I want a sofa that I couldn't even be able to sit on 🙄. Horrible sales tactics.

    OctopusFan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even have 5 friends...

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're obviously babies, asleep and comfortable...

    katy Schalles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he'd just left off he "s" on problems it would have made sense. Snicker!

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    #3

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you dead certain of that?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seemed like he was feeling a little blue..

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts from the early years of SNL.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark humor is my favorite form of entertainment.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one guy didn't know alphabet

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    Communications consultant John Pollack, the author of ‘The Pun Also Rises,’ told The Atlantic that puns are threatening because they reveal the arbitrariness of meaning. They also show how many layers of nuance “can be packed onto a single word.”

    So, the folks who dislike puns tend to want a greater level of control in life. “If you have an approach to the world that is rules-based, driven by hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you’re not going to like puns,” Pollack said.

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    #4

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    Victoria Villena Report

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go vegan right meow, it’s a missed steak…

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, vegans probably have great meat and way less fat in their bodies. A nicer marbling. I did a research paper on cannibalism, don't judge me!

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, I’m just genuinely more curious on WHY you had to do a research paper on cannibalism. Psychology student? Interest in a culture that still practises cannibalisation? Weird, niche hyperfocus interest?

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    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK to eat beef--they're vegan!

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't find much meat on a vegan

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On average vegans are thinner, but not every vegan is thin. And there are also overweight vegans. Fries, most crisps, soy ice cream, many sorts of cookies; there's plenty of fattening foods that are vegan.

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    Ana Sofia Report

    MissMePhoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooh ima make one of these and put it on the customer service counter at my store 🤣

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a conservative, I just can't seem to keep up and change overwhelms me

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When COVID first started, there was a restaurant that I liked to go to. They converted to take out only, and I would go in and pick up my food and then take it back to my office to eat. They put a sign on the tip jar that said money is dirty, we can clean it for you, just leave it here.

    NotMyRealName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a tip jar in front of a band with a female singer that said, “Stop staring at my tips!”

    Jax Fyvie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Changaphobia... I've suffered this many times. I also just don't want loose coins in my wallet or pocket

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    #6

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    James Bug Report

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once met a guy name Otto Piatt. His dad was an aircraft avionics mechanic.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to wonder . . . did his parents name him with that in mind?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a "friends with the same name group chat" 😉

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned the largest archipelago is the Malaysian one. You ever notice you come across a word and suddenly you see it everywhere!? Recently I've had that experience with the word archipelago.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking of countries being used as examples of geographical terms, the best example of a peninsular is Italy!

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless his name is Madagascar.

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    Meanwhile, Peter McGraw, the director of the University of Colorado, Boulder-based Humor Research Lab, notes that puns are benign communication violations. They subvert or threaten norms in non-harmful ways. They also require the audience to use their smarts to ‘get’ the joke.

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    “They can be a demonstration of wit, of cleverness. You’re relying on a person’s ability to parse language, to understand the nuances and complexities of words,” McGraw explains.

    #7

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    Natalie Lucas Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you return to home crawling like a toddler because everything moves too fast😵‍💫

    2bwhctmvgn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A crawl and a stagger are two different things.

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    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they rambling on about

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that include picking up a taco box from Taco Bell or..?

    Jeanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it went downhill from there...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he went to the pub and was there so long they moved the house!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth turns, right? So I'll just wait at the pub's curb until my front door comes by.

    tarryn norwich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lived next door from the pub... it checks lol.

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    #8

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of this everytime I use umber in my paintings😁

    DetriMentaL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will even settle for umber-cooked at this point

    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have now acquired the quest to perfectly cook umber

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it will taste very nice. May I suggest cooking tuna instead?

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    Stryker Tyger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Burnt Umber lighter than Raw Umber? Doesn't burning something usually make it darker?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, people just don’t seem to umberstand.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Now I have check D**k Blick for umbers.

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Small John Umber from GOT?

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    #9

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    Keith McConville Report

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewe herd it before, but puns wool happen…

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get two whales (to Wales) in a mini? Down the M4..

    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's wales in the water?

    Tonde Monai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best I’ve seen. Love it👏❣️😃😃😃 from Jack Thro, Saitama, Japan

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    Puns are a bit of a double-edged sword, not to mention a paradox. On the one hand, they can be brilliantly sophisticated, deep, and layered, created by the most intelligent philological minds we have here on Earth. On the other hand, they can be simple, crude, and incredibly on-the-nose. So much so that they make people groan and cringe, even as they laugh.

    Whatever the case might be, they require someone to know the language and enjoy wordplay intimately. They need a dash of nuance and ambiguity to work; otherwise, puns wouldn’t be puns!

    #10

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    Derrick Carpenter Report

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one who said Cheetah was Lion.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old ones are the best, and anyway a new generation comes in every 20 years, we have to educate them!

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    katy Schalles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm continuing to laugh out loud!!!

    #11

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    Rich Thornton Report

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the kiss on the forehead?

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic short film on this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought of this! Lovely film, which I use in class every year!

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    Michael R Nahas Report

    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they're not wrong...

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know geography can be spicy

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbored by the land of Bollywood, Bolivia.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a map of South America, that clip from Bart vs Australia when they look at the globe always pops into my head. ALWAYS! And I love it.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean when Homer points at the map on Uruguay and goes "look at this country, U-R-GAY"? LoL that was actually funny. 😅

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    Jallamedalla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very very very very very long and thin.

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    How the audience will react to your puns is going to depend on everyone’s personal taste in humor. You can’t control the outcome. All you can do is post your best content on a regular basis and hope for the best. If you’re consistently providing quality, you should get noticed sooner or later.

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    At the end of the day, though, what matters the most is that you enjoy the type of content you create instead of focusing just on views, clicks, comments, likes, and reactions.

    Us personally? We can’t get enough of puns. Though, to be fair, we sometimes overuse puns in our day-to-day conversations. (Not everything needs to be turned into a joke. It’s okay to be serious from time to time.)

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making outrageous puns like this requires a certain amount of pluck.

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these puns are much arpeggiated!

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    #14

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    Shyann Luster Report

    Abigail Snyder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. All food must. Its not an option. Its not negotiable.

    Arrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN my house...If you even THINK about food....the Lab is there wanting to "test" it.....He's 9 now and is still the chief tester.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog's house. Dog's rules.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes indeed. Quickly now.

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    #15

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    John Petersen Report

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like the monk version of "If she drowns she wasn't a witch"

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like woody harrelson

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to Tuck and roll when you land.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the last, by the looks of it.

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    The ‘Unappreciated Puns’ group was first established over 5 years ago, in mid-May of 2019. Over the course of half a decade, the community grew very rapidly. Now, it boasts 826.7k pun-lovers from all around the globe. Bored Panda has reached out to the team of administrators managing the group to learn more about it. We’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.

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    #17

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    Amy K Morello , x.com Report

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *grabs a chunk of provolone, runs to the furniture store next door, and slides safely under a sofa for elevenses*

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it cheese-y, you gouda brie patient…

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are the ladies fascinated by it? ;-)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entertaining cheese? What? I can't just buy cheese, take it home, unwrap it, and eat the whole thing by myself under a blanket watching my favorite shows? I gotta invite someone over???

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a cheesy joke: what's Medusa's favourite cheese? Gorgonzola!

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're obviously not cultured enough.

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    #18

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    Jennifer Woodworth Report

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would look weird and out of place even in a Blade Runner movie.

    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please play the sound it makes when he's walking.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious how it would sound when he's running.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely should be "Accordiongly"?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the model’s face is like “WTF were they thinking?” He looks kinda embarrassed to have it on.

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a photoshopped face, the original model looks very professional! I wouldn't be able to keep straight face if someone told me to wear this garment. g2523.png g2523.png

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    Linda van A.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His legs look ridiculously short.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the way to a folding fan convention 🪭

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another ensemble from the Lostabet line.

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling error. You meant, "Dress Accordionly"

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor model looks mortified! I bet he's rethinking his career.

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    The founders of ‘Unappreciated Puns’ quip that, despite the name they came up with, puns are very much appreciated there. Before you go around posting a whole bunch of content, however, you should take a deep breath and slow down.

    Take some time to browse the group. Look at the pics. Read the comments. Get familiar with the vibe of the place before you rush to be an eager part of it.

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    Lisa George Report

    Smol Frog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like school. The 'don't' is silent. School is awesome =)

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    Sierra Whicker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i eat healthy food. Healthy is silent

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's flat'ish in the belly button area. Does that count?

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    Elisa Gabrielle Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell a lot about a person by the movie they know Tim Curry from.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is just a sweet Transvestite!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone need a CLUE with this one? 🤔

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're getting curried away again!

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * grrrrroooooaaaaannnnnnn * dad joke....!! Lol!!

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    Mya Lugar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "let's do the Tim warp again!"

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    Once you get familiar with the atmosphere of ‘Unappreciated Puns,’ you will know the type of content that’s the most popular. That way, you’ll know what not to (re)post.

    Great minds think alike. And it’s very likely that somebody also saw and already posted that punny pic you found scrolling on social media. Creating or finding fresh puns is way harder than reposting something for the umpteenth time. But it’s so worth it.

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    Peter Mburu Report

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started a fire with a little wrestling match

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiery response - Dad’s sizzling sense of humor is lit!

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the burning question.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heheh dad was waiting for that.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... burns in the family...

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    Kelsey Cairo Bullock Report

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for explaining it. Even though I am pretty fluent in english i was having a hard time with this one.

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    Grey Beard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I took my wife to the Caribbean for a holiday recently". '"Jamaica?". "No she wanted to go".

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buh dum tssss 🥁

    AuntKaren12
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love puns. i am mentally face-palming at these!

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA, a happy Roman with hairs in his teeth

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    #24

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    Chrissie Finch Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to understand this pun, one must picture the child's name if the G wasn't in it XD (it took me a while to figure it out)

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I must be an oddball, because I understood immediately 😭

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid is a pain in the butt without it.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one took me a minute. Then I giggle snorted.

    josh singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid really puts the g in a**s

    Phineas T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the G, he'd be a b u t t hole

    Wally Mahar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was sooo sweet...because the father's favorite letter is th letter A. and picked a name for his favorite thing, his son. THEN Y'ALL RUINED IT.

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that G was missing, he'd have some possible interesting nicknames. Some examples..."Turd Cutter", "Ballon Knot", "Dung Bunker" or "Rusty Sheriff Star"

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he had heterochromia, it would be possible to have one blue eye and two brown eyes

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while with lookng at the explanations before I got it too.

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    The size of the group can’t be understated. The administrator and moderator team sometimes handle over a hundred posts and several thousand comments from community members every day. The team running the whole show asks everyone to focus on puns and puns alone while avoiding controversial topics, including politics.

    In other words, the goal is comedy, not internet drama and opinion battles in the comments. That also means that edginess and trolling aren’t welcome.

    #25

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    Rich Thornton Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riker looks like he wants to grab his Revolver

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have a licence, try Sgt Pepper spray

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you have an addiction. I wanna hold your hand.

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    #27

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    Amy K Morello Report

    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes me back real far, especially when I forget about it trying to go forward.

    Pikkie V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't the sequence 1-2-3-4-5-R for Race mode?

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    Edmundo Serrano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a question. Why did the manufacturer use the letter R for reverse and just numbers to go forward? Should it be F1, F2...?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes me back because it's the REVERSE gear. Not a nostalgia reference.

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    There’s also too much of a good thing. A lot of people, especially newcomers, might be eager to show off their puntastic sense of humor, sure. But you shouldn’t be spamming the group with your awesome posts. Be patient. Give everyone the chance to share their posts.

    “Please do not block the queue up with lots of posts. Please space them out. This can be considered spam by FB. Violation can result in suspension or ban,” the admins and mods warn.

    #28

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    Rich Semegran Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sets a low bar for the rest of the list

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you can find better whisky than Jack Daniel's.

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink, but those are fighting words around here! Also, did you know JD whiskey is made in a dry county?

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After using that bar, you might have more need for the bar the doctor intended.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add a grab bar or two and you're golden!

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    #29

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    Slim Abdulhameed Slim Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen and would speed, I always thought that I would just tell cops that I thought the interstate sign was the speed limit sign and I got them mixed up thinking that would totally explain my going 75mph on I-75.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My state used to have the cutsie saying on its electric road signs, but somebody decided they weren't clear enough and the signs should be more direct and clear. The example they used was "No seat belt: fine". *facepalm*

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NO SMOKING ALLOWED" Does that mean you are not required to smoke?

    Twit Hunch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were younger and I'd pull into certain parking spaces, they'd point and warn me ""The sign says 'Permit Parking Only'!!". And I'd say, "Yeah, relax, that's all I'm doing.". Or when I pulled into spaces marked "15-Minute Parking", I'd say, "Oh, no problem; we'll be here at least 15 minutes." My kids still drive with me, but they don't like it when I park.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so unclear, take it to court with a pic of the sign 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, this is just a warning ticket is for ambiguity.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's as much a trap as the Clean Restrooms signs.

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    #30

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    Jeff Miller Report

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the most hated monument in Paris? The Awful Tower (said my 6 year old)

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you baguette up! Sorry..

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl in Pisa wanted me to come closer so she could whisper a secret in my ear. I was leaning tower.

    YourLocalChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they aren't gonna finish their croissant.

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tripping in Paris must look like a Van Gogh painting. Or Picasso. Depends on the dose.

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    Which of the jokes we’ve featured here did you love the most, dear Pandas? Which ones did your social circle enjoy? What’s your favorite pun of all time?

    We can’t wait to hear what you have to say about the topic. So, if you have a spare moment, tell us all about it in the comments!

    (And if you can work a pun or two into your comments, you’ll always have our appreciation.)

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    #31

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    Alayna Nicole Dunn Patterson Report

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now your wife is sending you threatening letters...

    Donna P Sisk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one! But my husband laughed!

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Wooden letter is what Bill Walton received when he was admitted to UCLA

    #32

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    Jennifer Woodworth Report

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    #33

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    Mark Davies Report

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was taking labor and delivery class, one of our funny gay guys told us, "I'm so gay, I was born by C-section."

    OctopusFan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom wants a bumper sticker that says: I brake for moss, I accelerate for ticks.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bp didn't censor the license plate

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be recent. Those tabs are good until December.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps them see the light. Literally.

    #34

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    Kelly Strickland Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI already out there replacing hand models.

    Donna P Sisk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guys???? But my husband can fix anything. Or build anything! I have it made. But so does he I love to cook.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers? He is one of the pod people.

    Rebecca Donaldson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it Tide hands? Oh my hands are Tide!!!!

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ate too many Tide pods.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He at least can wash them properly in innocence.

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    #35

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    Sarah Trask Report

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Can't "x"plain it better

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Algebra provides a basic rule for a happy life - subtracting a negative is adding a positive.

    #36

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    Patti Shuler Haines Report

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    #37

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    Adrian Cimpoi Report

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They misspelled agnostic. They are they ones who are unsure about faith, and therfore wants to talk about what to put on their pamphlet. Atheist really would like people to stop all the god-buisness, since its detracting from the real issues of morale and inspiration.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agnostic missionaries go around asking people “Are you so-so about Jesus?”

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    #38

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    Andy Banks Report

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't try and steer her in the wrong direction

    Victoria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her chakras (wheels) weren't aligned.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her OnStar needed a new reading.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he said that in a milky way

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    #40

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    Shay Irwin Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes against the grain.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶There's a bad loaf on the rise 🎶

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy isn't exactly Bread Pitt!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll on all the terrible bread buns. You could beat them away with a French stick. One baguettes another, until there's a bakers dozen flouring.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I make the yeast infection joke again?

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's the one where you just loaf around all the time.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 'gluten', the stuff that's in wheat and other grain, so gluten-y. It's word-play, not a mistake. (I appreciate it because I'm coeliac, I can't eat gluten.)

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    #41

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    Chris Scott Report

    Witch with a B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you call it, it looks delicious

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then make it two slices.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less fattening when you call it lasagna.

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    #42

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    Joe Kerr Report

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This in Australia? Otherwise, it's fairly normal...

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvotey for Totoro avatar

    Basko
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #43

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    Rich Thornton Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how long it's roasted for and the glaze used.....

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No, it isn’t Kevin Bacon that you’re within six degrees of.”

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never sausage a bedside manner.

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    #44

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    Catherine Lee Rodriguez Report

    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing cause you’ve both exposed yourself already.

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're getting framed!

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picture this going nowhere

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the difference between 'light' and 'hard' They can''t do it with a 'light' on..

    Pikkie V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old do you have to be to get this joke?

    #45

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    Michael Card Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say, "come here, fly". Just don't expect fast compliance.

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    Jan Castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to admit that it took me a time to understand this...what a 💩 joke....lol.

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eyeball dynamite upside-down bird

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a side of corn please.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a bird upside down, under the table???

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piraro always adds a number of extra objects to his cartoons. The number "3" by his signature denotes there are 3 extra items. In this case he has added an eyeball, a firecracker, and a bird, but there are other objects he often inserts.

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    #46

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    lovemy suffolk
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such sharp wit; delivered with surgical precision.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jokes not a knock out though, unfortunately.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to say "when one door closes, another one opens". Great optimist, terrible cabinet maker.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like being around anaesthetists. They’re always passing gas.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he tell people to 'break a leg' when they went into theatre?

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    #47

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    Alexandra Bedard Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try sitting up when you're sitting down 🙃

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please address your comments to the Chair.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can talk the talk, you should walk the walk

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    #48

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    John Wissenberg Report

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on our right should be turned around.

    C R T G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't he have been facing away?

    #49

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    Carrie Korte Report

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the heart for it either.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know who did that, thinks he's such a Joker!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight flush through the toilet.

    #50

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    Gaymond Wong Report

    MissMePhoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooook, this one deserves a little more love. I freakin snort laughed at this. 🤣

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    #52

    Funny-Unappreciated-Puns

    Rich Thornton Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's the best dressing in existence! ::puts up her dukes and waits to defend her stance::

    Korthias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you'll find the best type of dressing is un

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that painting!

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note, I love that background painting!

    Sem Kix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this have anything to do with the background?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s suggestive of the thousand different part.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read this twice to get it. I prefer ranch.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dressing, please. It's much neater to kill our veggies without it. *bats a cherry tomato under the sofa*

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    #53

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to reply with a sodium joke, but Na...

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked me if I could tell them the formula for sodium hypobromite, but I just said NaBrO

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not telling anymore chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

    DemonicPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was gonna tell a mathematical joke but it just didn't add up

    #54

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    Naomi Shifra Report

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I can write things will be alright. As long as I have my verse all obstacles can be traversed.

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    #55

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    Waylon Cook Report

    Sam Price
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said the stag to the dough, but, my deer, with just one buck think of the fawn we'll have.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna eat yer baby! GET IN MA BELLAY!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit more than pee in his nuts.

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    #56

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    Fiona Mac Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the fence is 'hot' that's like two jokes in one if someone tries the spigot.

    #57

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    Victoria Villena Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, I’m being reminded of the movie “A Christmas Story”.

    #58

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shurely you're not serioush? I am and don't call me Shurley......

    《¤Pookie¤》
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so old bro. I've said that since I was like 5.

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    #59

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    Rich Thornton Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my wife to Indonesia last month. Jakarta? No, we both flew!

    DeZeCrATioN Smile
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girl you must be Jamaican, because jamaican me crazy" 🎶

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife made a decision to go to Bournemouth. In Dorset? Yes, she had my full support!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine went to America. Chicago? No-she plane, go.....

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    #60

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    Rich Thornton Report

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they're wearing a scarf that looks suspiciously like a tallit, or the cartoonist doesn't know how a tallit (prayer shawl) is worn. If you'd wear it in day to day life, it would generally be seen only as fringes hanging near your pants, not over the clothes, and many rabbis don't wear it in day to day life. (Honestly my username should be Neighborhood Nitpicker or something like that.)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After dinner, he should take his wife out dancing at the Matzah Ball.

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    #63

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    Jaine Tindall Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should always serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap, because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I like my women, unfertilised.....

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You poached that pun from somebody

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was eggstatic to finally use that pun.

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    #64

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urge to sign "the lion sleeps tonight" is always just a whim away, a whim away...

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are lazy but Cheetahs never prosper....

    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the zoo?? But I thought that it was in the jungle….

    #65

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    Amaris Cappi Coo Report

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pepper piper put in a pickle by the prosecution. Pray for a pardon post haste.

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your alliterations are almost as absolutely awful as any of Aleister's atrocities.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Piper could use an umbrella.

    #66

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    TJ Jarvis Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there was a very sad sequel, The Dam Busters

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice beaver! Thanks, I've just had it stuffed....

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    #67

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    Tim Sampson Report

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a pain in the ash. Just beech beech beech. Cherry on top is now I am board without fir

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be Leaving soon, to go where he'll be more Poplar

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need to spruce up this marriage!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she leaves will he be a weeping Willow?

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's really pithed off.

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    #68

    Funny-Unappreciated-Puns

    Rich Thornton Report

    #69

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    Mark Davies Report

    Buz Droopy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pun fell flat. However, you're a natural and pretty sharp, I'm sure you'll be able to compose yourself after some rest.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beethoven favorite fruit BANNANA!

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's a lot of treble to figure out. You need a key.

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    #70

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    John Wissenberg Report

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    #71

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    Nathan Boulton Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew it! His job description smelled kinda fishy.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tuna piana, but you shouldn't piana tuna.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just swam in from the Ivory Coast. He couldn’t drive because he forgot the keys.

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    #72

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    Keith Nelson Report

    #73

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    Alayna Nicole Dunn Patterson Report

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how frogs die? They croack!

    #74

    Funny-Unappreciated-Puns

    Ana Sofia Report

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't life be that easy? Every time I get in bed, so do my darkest thoughts........ 😑

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    #75

    Funny-Unappreciated-Puns

    Kelsey Cairo Bullock Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, my brain was too busy trying to make a pun with "Notions" to see the real joke.

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    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Cotton Hill. Tho' he lost his in WWII...

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a short fella.

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