“The Full Story Matters”: 60 Times Truncated Text Changed The Entire Meaning Of A Sentence
Many of us have been there. We receive a notification that says something like, "Your sister has passed..." Our hands start shaking as we wonder in shock how this could have happened when we just spoke to her five minutes ago. We bravely open the message and a wave of relief hits. "Your sister has passed her exam."
Ironically, at the heart of these disasters is technology's genuine attempt at trying to make life easier, more efficient and neater by truncating a sentence, phrase, title or headline. Instead, we're hit with confusion, chaos, panic and sometimes, comedy gold.
There's an entire community dedicated to sharing the best examples of Premature Truncation, and many of the posts appear to have been amputated against their will. Bored Panda has put together the funniest ones for you to scroll through as a hilarious reminder that context is everything.
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Nasty Way To Go
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Well That's Just Rude
Someone can spend time and effort creating the perfect sentence, message or prose, only to have it completely destroyed by truncation. An amputated headline, an awkward line break, or a phone notification that's chopped off at the very worst moment can create content that might amuse even the best professional comedy writers.
Humor experts say one of the reasons we find "premature truncations" so hilarious is because of something known as Incongruity Theory. According to comedian Sean Cooper, Incongruity Theory is about breaking patterns and the element of surprise.
"The idea is that laughter comes when we’re confronted with something we don’t expect," he explains.
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In other words, our brain predicts one outcome, then gets hit with another. We probably weren't expecting to read, "Selling my daughter..." "I think there should be a ban on people..." or "Virginia passes legislation prohibiting schools from teaching..."
Some truncated sentences can feel almost like accidental punchlines. "There’s a whole style of humour called Absurdist comedy, or surrealist comedy. This style is all about being 'random' and constanty surprising the audience with playful unexpected elements in our stories or sentences," reveals Cooper, adding that successful Absurdism has a lot to do with Incongruity Theory.
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Thought This Belonged Here
The expert says that in comedy, silliness for it’s own sake doesn’t work because there’s no expectation and therefore no suprise.
"The comedian still has to plant expectations in the audience’s mind before introducing something incongruous," he explains. They often do this by using what they call the “rule of three.” They'll prove a point with three examples. The third one is completely unexpected because it breaks the pattern. Cooper says that because our brain is expecting the third one to be consistent, the suprise is easy and effective.
“My life philosophy comes from the great spiritual teachers: Jesus, Buddha and Kim Kardashian,” is a perfect example, he writes.
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Whoops
Many of the oddly truncated posts featured here either take us completely by surprise or leave us hanging, often in the most alarming way. It's like our brains try to finish the sentence, but come up with something super weird or bizarre. Think of it as improv gone wrong, in the funniest way possible.
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"I'm really a human attorney on a Zoom call, and I don't know how to cancel this filter! HONEST!"
Well I Qm Not Going To Use It Then
Didn't Know We Had A National Number
Our phone notifications are some of the biggest culprits when it comes forcing our brains to improvise. Perhaps we receive one that informs us someone has passed..., or we need to talk about... The actual ending of the message might be completely innocent but for a moment, we think of the worst possible outcome. And then, there's relief: another tactic that good comedians employ.
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This Seems Excessive
Tbf the next celebrity paedo sêx scandal is likely to be just this.
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It's about using misdirection, says Dean Lewis, an award-winning comedian, writer and teacher.
"In a well-structured joke, it’s not only about having a good twist; it’s about connecting the setup and punch line in a logical way," he explains. "It helps to have a buildup to the twist. Usually, the first line is informative. When misdirection is used, it lulls the audience into having a certain expectation. It can also create tension, which the twist releases."
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Like with finding humor in truncation, jokes using misdirection are based on assumption. Whenever a listener hears (or reads) a piece of information, says Lewis, assumptions are made.
"By identifying probable assumptions, the comedian can explore possible reinterpretations and structure the joke to take advantage of the assumptions to create a comedic surprise," the expert elaborates.
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Truly Inspirational
Spong
Thats Certainly A Message
Who Knew!
But I Wanted To Paint
Who Would've Thought
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Was Not Expecting To See That Notification On My Watch
What Did Minecraft Do??
Breaking News
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What A Twist
To Think That This Has Never Happened Before!
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Impossible!
No Way
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Oh, That's A Shame
Homo
That Seems A Bit Rash
Tempting
Don't Give Up Keir!
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Seems Hardly Relevant, But Ok
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I Can't Believe It
Daisy is even more of an odd-one-out now. Thanks for the retcon, SMG movie.
I Think I'll Pass Thanks
That’s Not What I Went In For…
Huge Gorilla
I'd let him be whatever he wanted after being diagnosed with cancer. Poor b*****d...
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How Dare They
Good For You
Hmm…
This is what BP should be about, to make us laugh and not glare at whatever this met gala onslaught bull was a few days ago.
Thank you for making me laugh on the bus. People were giving me weird glances, so I had to put on my headphones.
This is what BP should be about, to make us laugh and not glare at whatever this met gala onslaught bull was a few days ago.
Thank you for making me laugh on the bus. People were giving me weird glances, so I had to put on my headphones.
