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Many of us have been there. We receive a notification that says something like, "Your sister has passed..." Our hands start shaking as we wonder in shock how this could have happened when we just spoke to her five minutes ago. We bravely open the message and a wave of relief hits. "Your sister has passed her exam."

Ironically, at the heart of these disasters is technology's genuine attempt at trying to make life easier, more efficient and neater by truncating a sentence, phrase, title or headline. Instead, we're hit with confusion, chaos, panic and sometimes, comedy gold.

There's an entire community dedicated to sharing the best examples of Premature Truncation, and many of the posts appear to have been amputated against their will. Bored Panda has put together the funniest ones for you to scroll through as a hilarious reminder that context is everything.

#1

Nasty Way To Go

A train display sign shows "We are now approaching Leeds" and then, with premature truncation, "where this train terminates Customers".

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    #2

    Dating Must Be Difficult In Ireland!

    A newspaper article featuring a young blonde woman in a yellow and white striped jacket. Premature truncation of meaning.

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    #4

    Well That's Just Rude

    Well That's Just Rude

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, raisin the standard of humanity! Thank you sir for all your service 💕

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    #5

    Cillian Murphy Has Such Great Acting Range

    A Wikipedia search result for 28 Days Later, showing a description and the film's red poster. Premature truncation is evident.

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude has range. Ya gotta give him credit for that.

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    #6

    The American Education System In A Nutshell

    The American Education System In A Nutshell

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That about sums up conservatives stance on education these days

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    #8

    Will He Be Able To Pull It Off

    A young man in a suit, playing chess. The video title starts, Shreyas' Gambit. Sentence truncation is humorously shown.

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that, kid.

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    #11

    Powered By Natural Gas?

    A white airplane with text "LONGER LARGER FART" on its side, a funny example of premature truncation.

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    #12

    Whoops

    Hugh Laurie's surprised reaction on The Graham Norton Show, a humorous example of premature truncation and lost meaning.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like she's the first cannibal on the Graham Norton show

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    #13

    How Does That Work Exactly?

    How Does That Work Exactly?

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    #14

    I Hate When I Accidentally Become A Cat

    A white and grey cat with a collar looking at the camera. This funny image relates to premature truncation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm really a human attorney on a Zoom call, and I don't know how to cancel this filter! HONEST!"

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    #15

    Well I Qm Not Going To Use It Then

    A Google Chrome ad showing "Fast." with its logo, humorously featuring premature truncation: "Download Chrome for Windows, complete with built-in malware..."

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    #16

    Didn't Know We Had A National Number

    Didn't Know We Had A National Number

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    #17

    Tough, But Fair

    Tough, But Fair

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea of PC police has just acquired a new meaning.

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    #18

    Apparently People Go Cheap These Days

    Apparently People Go Cheap These Days

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The déath of subtlety.

    #19

    Huge If True

    Huge If True

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    #20

    Elon Musk And His Crazy Ideas

    A notification reads "Elon Musk wants to abolish daylight." This could be an example of premature truncation making sentences lose their meaning.

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    #21

    Welp

    Two metal bars with checkmark and X symbols illustrate a joke about premature truncation of sentences.

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's less painful than circumcision.

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    #23

    Truly Inspirational

    Truly Inspirational

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    #24

    This Seems Excessive

    This Seems Excessive

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf the next celebrity paedo sêx scandal is likely to be just this.

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    #25

    I Guess The Gay In Gamers Was There For A Reason?

    Text preview of a PC Gamer article: "In 15 years of interviewing AAA game developers, I think this is the first time one's straight..." This is an example of premature truncation.

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    #26

    Who Knew!

    Who Knew!

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pay attention. That son of a beach obviously knows a lot about food.

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    #27

    Thats Certainly A Message

    Thats Certainly A Message

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    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It continues... "who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander. Let's create a world we can all love freely" In case anyone was wondering.

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    #30

    What A Twist

    A man's face on a news screen, with text identifying him. Relates to Premature Truncation and lost meaning.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused... does that count as deadnaming?

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    #31

    But I Wanted To Paint

    But I Wanted To Paint

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    Lotekguy
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me wonder where they stick that brush?

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    #32

    Who Would've Thought

    Who Would've Thought

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    #33

    Was Not Expecting To See That Notification On My Watch

    A smartwatch displays a prematurely truncated T-Life notification, creating a funny, unexpected message about missing your chance to pee.

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    #34

    Breaking News

    Breaking News

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    #36

    What Did Minecraft Do??

    What Did Minecraft Do??

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else would you expect when you ban them from competing in other sports?

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    #37

    Oh, That's A Shame

    Oh, That's A Shame

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    #38

    Don't Let Others Breathe

    Close-up of a child wearing an oxygen mask, eyes wide. The image has a humorous caption about premature truncation.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathing has been linked to several diseases and painful side effects.

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    #39

    Impossible!

    A person with dark hair, wearing headphones and a gray shirt, smiles while speaking into a microphone. This image could be related to premature truncation.

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. education system is great.

    #40

    Diverse Movies In 2019

    Diverse Movies In 2019

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    #41

    I Can’t Imagine How Busy His Life Must Have Been For Him To Pull That Off

    Bernard Hill as Captain Smith and King Théoden, an example of premature truncation in a social media post.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cr@p! Now I'm curious and gotta look it up....

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    #42

    Sign 1: You Have Rotor Blades On Your Head

    A news article displaying premature truncation, a title, website URL, and article description with an ellipses, showing lost meaning.

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign 2: Everyone stood close to you loses their heads.

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    #43

    Please Mind The Gap Between The Train And The Platform

    Train interior with an electronic display showing "edge," a humorous example of premature truncation.

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    #44

    The Fish Feel Your Pain

    A fish with its mouth open, alongside a headline about fish pain. This image showcases premature truncation of sentences.

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    #45

    I Don’t Recall That Being In The Bible

    A computer screen shows a menu list with Forensic Files and Adam Ruins Eve... demonstrating premature truncation.

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    #46

    To Think That This Has Never Happened Before!

    A young bowler with glasses, wearing a pink and black shirt, holding a blue bowling ball. This image could suffer from premature truncation.

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    #48

    That’s Not What I Went In For…

    A close-up of a self-checkout screen displaying itemized purchases and a total of £32.10, illustrating premature truncation of words.

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    #49

    Seems Hardly Relevant, But Ok

    A taxi sign on a car roof, with the word TAXI illuminated in orange. Premature truncation of article title.

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    #51

    Tempting

    A social media post with a funny, prematurely truncated sentence about an apple cider donut from an orc.

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    dan gerene
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy! Orc nose. The special ones have frosting.

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    #52

    David Fincher

    David Fincher

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that $2 US, or do we need currency conversion tables to be sure of the exact figure?

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    #53

    I Can't Believe It

    I Can't Believe It

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daisy is even more of an odd-one-out now. Thanks for the retcon, SMG movie.

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    #54

    How Dare They

    How Dare They

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    #55

    I Think I'll Pass Thanks

    An image displaying a 1891 Victoria Farthing coin next to a partially visible 1863 coin, highlighting premature truncation in text descriptions.

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    Tussilago
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also looks like she is in a wheelchair.

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    #56

    Homo

    A white cat with heterochromia lying on a colorful patterned blanket. A YouTube video with a prematurely truncated title.

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    dan gerene
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can ask any cat that or any Pekinese.

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    #57

    Good For You

    A man in glasses, looking distressed, with hands clasped, highlighting the impact of premature truncation on meaning.

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    SM
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something that would be Earth shattering new for some people here on BP.

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    #58

    Selling People On Aliexpress Now?

    Two images of a person in a cute anime outfit, showcasing how premature truncation can be funny.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great bargain! Especially compared to that previous entry selling a woman for 150 euros.

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    #59

    Huge Gorilla

    Huge Gorilla

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd let him be whatever he wanted after being diagnosed with cancer. Poor b*****d...

    #60

    Hmm…

    Hmm…

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. A Jew wouldn't work on those dirty hands.

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