If you’re in need of some giggles today, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Today Years Old Instagram page and gathered some of their most hilarious memes and screenshots down below.
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I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.
I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters
Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone
I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums
I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
My doctor has never asked me that. I kinda wish he would.
Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.
Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"
If they can't understand this, then it's probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
When I'm not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It's bad enough.
