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If you’re in need of some giggles today, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Today Years Old Instagram page and gathered some of their most hilarious memes and screenshots down below. 

No matter how many trips you’ve taken around the sun, we’re all “today years old” at the moment, and we all deserve to enjoy some silly content. So have fun scrolling through, and remember to upvote the pics you’ll want to see when you're "tomorrow years old" and "next week years old" too! 

More info: X | Facebook | TikTok | TodayYearsOld.com

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

This is so cool. Both.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Finally, someone who gets it!

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    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world...) so in my book not selfish. It's more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it's ok to sometimes be selfish.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago

    I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago

    Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago

    I'd far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This.

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    Birgit M
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    2 years ago

    Yes, and I also have books I've read more than twenty times.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters

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    MadisonLuna
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    2 years ago

    Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago

    Going to college.

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago

    The never ending mess

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago

    I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th

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    Bruni-Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Pain in the back of throat.

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🎤 drop…

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    Mat O'Dowd
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Clever!

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    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago (edited)

    We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You might have said "You see me?"

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I got you.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    True friends should be like this always

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited)

    And turning my pillow over every second body turn

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    Sex has been replaced by comfort food

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My doctor has never asked me that. I kinda wish he would.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago

    Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!

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    SirWriteALot
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    2 years ago

    Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago

    Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    2 years ago

    That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"

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    sbj
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    2 years ago

    Yep, I remember those days

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If they can't understand this, then it's probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Go to the dentist

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago

    Friends that won’t give you honest feedback

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    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    When I'm not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It's bad enough.

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    Trish
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    2 years ago

    Wow. How many friends do you have?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    She chose acceptance over being used as a puppet

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