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Even though over 350 million people use dating apps worldwide, it can still be pretty awkward to meet someone online. That’s not because there’s anything wrong with starting up a virtual relationship, but mainly because people often say weird things when there’s a screen between them.

That’s why we’ve compiled this list of absurd texts people have received on Tinder, and these openers will have you genuinely rethinking online dating. Despite some being just too cringy to bear, you might find a few gems to try out yourself.

#1

My Funniest Match Yet

Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a long sarcastic conversation.

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Neopet22
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it. At least you know your sense of humour aligns

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    #2

    He Didn’t Respond. I Guess He Really Wanted Something More Serious

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a humorous exchange about top 5 movies and relationship with mother.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Is the OP blue? If so, this OP is not the catch they think they are.

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    #3

    Hilarious Enough To Be Unmatched The Next Day

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A dark humor exchange about a family's joke-based social hierarchy on Tinder.

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    Tinder was actually built in 2012 by a startup incubator called Hatch Labs, after a guy named Sean Rad came up with the idea for a dating app called Matchbox. Since the name was too similar to an already existing platform, it was eventually changed to Tinder, which truly suited its flame-themed logo.

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    What’s interesting to note is that at the time, InterActiveCorp (IAC) was funding the startup incubator, and they also owned Match.com, Plenty Of Fish, and OK Cupid, so, in a way, they essentially built their very own competitor. Since then, Tinder has definitely become a giant in the dating space thanks to its easy swipe features and simple layout featuring photos and a bio.

    #4

    Hahahaha One Day I'm Going To Meet This Girl, And It's Going To Be Epic. Look At The Dates Of Our Tinder Texts

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A long, drawn-out conversation with Michelle showing excuses for late replies.

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    Ronzi Red
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think k this is the couple that tinder sent on a date due to this, I read here on BP somewhere

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    #5

    Praise Jesus, I Think It Worked

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a match named Grace, exchanging a playful pick-up line.

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    #6

    We've Come Full Circle

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages illustrate a Tinder conversation where two people realize they previously exchanged an IKEA chair.

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    Based on all of these bizarre conversations, it might seem like Tinder is only full of weirdos, but in reality, it’s actually a thriving space for folks under the age of 35. According to research, this platform has the highest rate of user sign-ups among users aged 18-34 compared to other dating platforms.

    It’s possible that younger people enjoy connecting with each other in an unconventional and easy way without the added stress of being formal. That’s exactly why nearly 1.5 million Tinder users go on dates per week, and it’s probably safe to say that a couple of them are definitely using crazy opening lines like these.

    #7

    Are You A Hybrid

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts featuring a conversation where one person is asked if they're a hybrid.

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    #8

    Imagine Matching With Someone, And They Tell You That

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages show a playful exchange calling each other caramel woman and mayonnaise man.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even mayo , you'll have to make do with salad cream . . .

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    #9

    I Made A Tinder Funny. How'd I Do?

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a user saying, Me carrying this conversation with a meme.

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    Gone are the good old days when people would only find partners in real life; now it seems like everyone is just flocking to dating platforms to make it happen. Psychologists explain that this could be because people want to try out the trend and connect with a wide range of potential partners in a simple manner.

    It could also be a way to explore how it feels to talk to new people and form connections without the added stress of meeting them in person every day. That’s why folks might find it incredibly easy to jump into online dating, rather than building a deeper romantic connection with someone offline. 

    #10

    Her Bio Said Tell Me Your Best Joke, Didn’t Expect A Reply, But 3 Months Later, This Pops Up

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a joke about a Zippo and a hippo, with a delayed laughing response.

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    #11

    I’m Honestly Blown Away. I Didn’t Remember Meeting Her Until After Her Story Time. We Have A Date Today (Next Day)

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message conversation where someone shares a long, elaborate story.

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    #12

    Insert Punchline

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages example of a Tinder conversation with Rihanna and Chris Brown.

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    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know i shouldn't have, but I did laugh!

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    Some of these crazy Tinder messages might have you rethinking whether to ever make an account on a dating app, but experts have found that this form of relationship-building has its good and bad sides. The positive aspect is that folks end up with a large pool of like-minded, eligible people to choose from, which also increases their chances of finding someone.

    The downside is that since it’s so easy for anyone to create a profile on these apps, they can also fake many details about themselves. This can make it tough for people to really know the person they’re talking to, unless they meet face-to-face, but that could also end up giving them an unpleasant surprise.

    #13

    This Still Remains The Funniest Excuse I’ve Ever Gotten For A Guy Missing Our Date

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a long first message explaining a busy schedule.

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    #14

    I Look At This Whenever I Need A Laugh

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a playful future argument scenario, met with a blunt 'wrong future' response.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if they matched grey must have swiped right on blue so...

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    #15

    I Don't Think She Was Too Pleased With Me

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message conversation about height restrictions and blunt replies.

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    A good opening line might only get you so far on dating platforms, but if you really want to find your soulmate, it might take much more than that to impress the other person. That’s why relationship experts state that before even putting yourself out there, it’s important to know which values you cherish the most, and then broadcast that to your potential partners.

    In case you want to convert the online romantic relationship into something serious, you should stop playing games with the other person and treat them exactly the way you want to be treated. That means having conversations about what is meaningful and essential to the life you want to build in the future.

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    #16

    This Should Be Good

    A screenshot showing a funny Tinder text message proposing a Shrek-themed BBQ and a challenge for made-up childhood stories.

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    #17

    Still My Funniest Interaction

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages about a dog preference.

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    Jessamyn Zolczynski
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what did you expect to happen by saying that?

    #18

    I Actually Want To Go Hide In A Hole Somewhere

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message exchange where a typo changes the meaning from kind to terrible, leading to a humorous reaction.

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    Despite Tinder or any dating platform being an interesting way to meet a potential partner, it’s also important for you to keep yourself safe. That’s why social media advisors explain that after spending a while texting a person online, you should also have a conversation with them on video call a couple of times to ensure they’re the same individual you’ve been chatting with.

    You should also never make a face-to-face meeting plan without telling a friend or close family member where you are going to be and with whom. Even while out on the date, you might benefit from sharing your location with the folks you trust so that they know your whereabouts and can be of assistance.

    #19

    I'm In

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages feature a Tinder chat where Katie admits desperation for swiping right.

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    #20

    Am I Doing This Right?

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing a user named Kayla, 23, with a bio that says don't hit me with hey gorgeous, and a reply saying hey ugly.

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    #21

    Her Bio Says She's A Sysadmin... High Risk Approach, But It Worked, And Boy Was Her Answer Cool

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts featuring a conversation with a bot named Nora.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more people understood this well enough to upvote it!!

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    There’s so much to Tinder that you might never have thought about, and if you’ve been hesitating to get on the platform, maybe these crazy messages will help you make up your mind. Either you can be the next weirdo sending these kinds of texts, or possibly receive a whole new random one to enjoy.

    We’d love to hear if you’ve ever received any silly messages from potential dating partners like this. Do share your stories in the comments below.

    #22

    I Guess I'm Not Funny

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a user making a historical pickup line that falls flat.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're wrong, lots of people tell me I'm funny. But then, looks aren't everything."

    #23

    This Conversation Was Brought To You By Nostrildamus

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages featuring a humorous exchange about a nose ring and a missing nose.

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    #24

    Joe Has A Way With Words, "Anyways, Baby. Totes Magotes Message Baby Chili Flake Lates Magnates"

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a long, rambling message from Joe, prompting the reply Jesus Christ.

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    #25

    I'm The Tallest Midget On The Planet

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages where a user is told they are too short after revealing their height.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know we all have personal preferences, but jeez...

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    #26

    Alien Tries Human Language For The First Time

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a witty exchange about objectifying someone and silent treatment.

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    #28

    I Couldn’t Stop Laughing

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a pick-up line about Tennessee, humorously countered by the match's location.

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    #29

    First Tinder Message I’ve Ever Received Where I Genuinely Laughed Out Loud

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A Tinder message with a funny typo, changing fat to far with a laughing emoji.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're not about shaming people for how they look except when you are? What exactly is wrong with you?

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    #30

    I Thought This Would Be Hilarious. My Friends Were Right... It Was Not

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A witty bank robbery proposal and a pun using Kristens name.

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    #32

    Tinder Did Not Disappoint

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages capture a Tinder user asking if the match is a bot, followed by an ASCII art response.

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    #33

    My Tinder Match Today

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a funny exchange where someone was almost run over by their Tinder match.

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    Raserei Virus
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how I hit your mother...MET! That's how I MET your mother!

    #34

    Funniest Thing Said To Me Yet. I Will Yearn For Her

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a conversation with a self-deprecating response.

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    #35

    Kachow

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message with a lightning McQueen pick-up line and a rejection message.

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    Neopet22
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez no sense of humour in these screenshots

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    #36

    Guys, Don't Use Tinder

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a hilarious conversation where a person is in the hospital having a baby.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop with the x'es, why are brits so fúcking weird?

    #37

    Me Not Answering My Tinder Suitor Fast Enough

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts displaying a one-sided conversation with multiple messages from a persistent sender.

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    Si Da
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's gonna be a long long time...

    #38

    He Found Me On Tinder… I’m Laughing

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a pickup line using NASA pictures to say bc you outta this world.

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    #39

    Chat, Did I Cook

    Funny Tinder texts: a user sends a message saying 'karate mfs when they hit something' after receiving 'Hiya'.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that, or it's Miss Piggy's account.

    #40

    From 0 To 100

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing an unmatched conversation after a rude message.

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    #41

    Don't Be Mad At Her For That Behavior. Be Mad At The People Who Paid For It Before You

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a two-part screenshot showing a frustrating exchange with one-word answers.

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    Neopet22
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who expect total strangers to buy them stuff.

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    #42

    She Ghosted Me And Sent Me This 10 Days Later

    Funny Tinder texts: a user asks for Rom Com recommendations, receives 'How to lose a guy in 10 days'.

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    #43

    One Day Apart

    Funny Tinder texts: a user responds to a compliment with 'I hope God ignores you the way you ignored me'.

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    #44

    Didn't Even Say Hello, Sent Him To The Police Station

    Funny Tinder texts showing a user sending an address to the police department.

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    Neopet22
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is kids is how you also get m******d as a man. Why would you ever go to a random address given to you online? For all you know this woman could rob you or k**l you. It could also be a gang. Men need to be more aware of dangers

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    #45

    I Beg Your Pardon? What An Insane First Message To Someone You’ve Never Met

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with an unusual request for a plant and cat sitter.

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    #46

    At Least He’s Honest?

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing a blunt and direct message after being matched.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!!! Best offer I've had all week!!!

    #47

    Still Got It

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a roast battle using pickup lines and a Leonardo DiCaprio meme.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it hurt? What, when I fell from heaven? That is so old. No, when you broke the earth's crust ascending from hell

    #48

    It Burns

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A user responds to a heart emoji with 'Yeah I can unmatch' and a laughing emoji.

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    #49

    So In My Pictures I Have One Of Me Playing Jenga And One Dressed Up As A Dark Elf. I Love This Response

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A unique and lengthy response to a simple 'What made me catch your eye?' with a bear picture.

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    #50

    I Still Laugh About This

    Funny Tinder texts: a user tells Robby 'can you not match with me at 7:30 am'.

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    #51

    Sometimes My Genius Is Almost Frightening

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a user betting 5000 bucks they will not get a reply.

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    #52

    My Friend Accidentally Super Liked Somebody On Tinder

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a man's cringe profile and repeated pickup lines to Ashley.

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    #53

    Joe Mama’d

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a Joe Mama joke exchange between two users.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting to be hit on by someone in junior high