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Even though over 350 million people use dating apps worldwide, it can still be pretty awkward to meet someone online. That’s not because there’s anything wrong with starting up a virtual relationship, but mainly because people often say weird things when there’s a screen between them.

That’s why we’ve compiled this list of absurd texts people have received on Tinder, and these openers will have you genuinely rethinking online dating. Despite some being just too cringy to bear, you might find a few gems to try out yourself.

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#1

My Funniest Match Yet

Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a long sarcastic conversation.

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I like it. At least you know your sense of humour aligns

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    He Didn’t Respond. I Guess He Really Wanted Something More Serious

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a humorous exchange about top 5 movies and relationship with mother.

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    Seriously? Is the OP blue? If so, this OP is not the catch they think they are.

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    #3

    Hilarious Enough To Be Unmatched The Next Day

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A dark humor exchange about a family's joke-based social hierarchy on Tinder.

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    #4

    Hahahaha One Day I'm Going To Meet This Girl, And It's Going To Be Epic. Look At The Dates Of Our Tinder Texts

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A long, drawn-out conversation with Michelle showing excuses for late replies.

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    I think k this is the couple that tinder sent on a date due to this, I read here on BP somewhere

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    #5

    Praise Jesus, I Think It Worked

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a match named Grace, exchanging a playful pick-up line.

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    #6

    We've Come Full Circle

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages illustrate a Tinder conversation where two people realize they previously exchanged an IKEA chair.

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    #7

    Are You A Hybrid

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts featuring a conversation where one person is asked if they're a hybrid.

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    #8

    Imagine Matching With Someone, And They Tell You That

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages show a playful exchange calling each other caramel woman and mayonnaise man.

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    2 months ago

    I'm not even mayo , you'll have to make do with salad cream . . .

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    #9

    I Made A Tinder Funny. How'd I Do?

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a user saying, Me carrying this conversation with a meme.

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    2 months ago

    It's a caber. For tossing.

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    #10

    Her Bio Said Tell Me Your Best Joke, Didn’t Expect A Reply, But 3 Months Later, This Pops Up

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a joke about a Zippo and a hippo, with a delayed laughing response.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    Smooth.

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    #11

    I’m Honestly Blown Away. I Didn’t Remember Meeting Her Until After Her Story Time. We Have A Date Today (Next Day)

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message conversation where someone shares a long, elaborate story.

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    2 months ago

    omg that joke is hilarious!!!!!

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    #12

    Insert Punchline

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages example of a Tinder conversation with Rihanna and Chris Brown.

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    2 months ago

    I know i shouldn't have, but I did laugh!

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    #13

    This Still Remains The Funniest Excuse I’ve Ever Gotten For A Guy Missing Our Date

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a long first message explaining a busy schedule.

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    #14

    I Look At This Whenever I Need A Laugh

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a playful future argument scenario, met with a blunt 'wrong future' response.

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    michael reid
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    2 months ago

    Well if they matched grey must have swiped right on blue so...

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    #15

    I Don't Think She Was Too Pleased With Me

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message conversation about height restrictions and blunt replies.

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    2 months ago

    Anybody got any ice ??

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    #16

    This Should Be Good

    A screenshot showing a funny Tinder text message proposing a Shrek-themed BBQ and a challenge for made-up childhood stories.

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    2 months ago

    I’m in

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    #17

    Still My Funniest Interaction

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages about a dog preference.

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    2 months ago

    Well, what did you expect to happen by saying that?

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    #18

    I Actually Want To Go Hide In A Hole Somewhere

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message exchange where a typo changes the meaning from kind to terrible, leading to a humorous reaction.

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    #19

    I'm In

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages feature a Tinder chat where Katie admits desperation for swiping right.

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    #20

    Am I Doing This Right?

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing a user named Kayla, 23, with a bio that says don't hit me with hey gorgeous, and a reply saying hey ugly.

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    I am not you
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    2 months ago

    😂

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    #21

    Her Bio Says She's A Sysadmin... High Risk Approach, But It Worked, And Boy Was Her Answer Cool

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts featuring a conversation with a bot named Nora.

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    Doug Moyer
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    I wish more people understood this well enough to upvote it!!

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    #22

    I Guess I'm Not Funny

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a user making a historical pickup line that falls flat.

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    Khavrinen
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    "You're wrong, lots of people tell me I'm funny. But then, looks aren't everything."

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    #23

    This Conversation Was Brought To You By Nostrildamus

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages featuring a humorous exchange about a nose ring and a missing nose.

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    #24

    Joe Has A Way With Words, "Anyways, Baby. Totes Magotes Message Baby Chili Flake Lates Magnates"

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a long, rambling message from Joe, prompting the reply Jesus Christ.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 months ago

    Wall of text.

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    #25

    I'm The Tallest Midget On The Planet

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages where a user is told they are too short after revealing their height.

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    I know we all have personal preferences, but jeez...

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    #26

    Alien Tries Human Language For The First Time

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a witty exchange about objectifying someone and silent treatment.

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    2 months ago

    Is that Ai trying to flirt?

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    #27

    Interesting

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a user receives an oddly blunt compliment.

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    2 months ago

    "rarely"

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    #28

    I Couldn’t Stop Laughing

    Screenshot of Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a pick-up line about Tennessee, humorously countered by the match's location.

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    #29

    First Tinder Message I’ve Ever Received Where I Genuinely Laughed Out Loud

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A Tinder message with a funny typo, changing fat to far with a laughing emoji.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    So you're not about shaming people for how they look except when you are? What exactly is wrong with you?

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    #30

    I Thought This Would Be Hilarious. My Friends Were Right... It Was Not

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A witty bank robbery proposal and a pun using Kristens name.

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    #31

    I Wanna Help

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A humorous attempt to recruit someone for a bank robbery on Tinder.

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    I'm out.

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    #32

    Tinder Did Not Disappoint

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages capture a Tinder user asking if the match is a bot, followed by an ASCII art response.

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    #33

    My Tinder Match Today

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a funny exchange where someone was almost run over by their Tinder match.

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    And that's how I hit your mother...MET! That's how I MET your mother!

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    #34

    Funniest Thing Said To Me Yet. I Will Yearn For Her

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a conversation with a self-deprecating response.

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    #35

    Kachow

    A screenshot of a funny Tinder text message with a lightning McQueen pick-up line and a rejection message.

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    Jeez no sense of humour in these screenshots

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    #36

    Guys, Don't Use Tinder

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a screenshot of a hilarious conversation where a person is in the hospital having a baby.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    Stop with the x'es, why are brits so fúcking weird?

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    #37

    Me Not Answering My Tinder Suitor Fast Enough

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts displaying a one-sided conversation with multiple messages from a persistent sender.

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    I think it's gonna be a long long time...

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    #38

    He Found Me On Tinder… I’m Laughing

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a pickup line using NASA pictures to say bc you outta this world.

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    Yes. Please stop.

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    #39

    Chat, Did I Cook

    Funny Tinder texts: a user sends a message saying 'karate mfs when they hit something' after receiving 'Hiya'.

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    Either that, or it's Miss Piggy's account.

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    #40

    From 0 To 100

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing an unmatched conversation after a rude message.

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    So do you!

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    #41

    Don't Be Mad At Her For That Behavior. Be Mad At The People Who Paid For It Before You

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages, a two-part screenshot showing a frustrating exchange with one-word answers.

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    I hate people who expect total strangers to buy them stuff.

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    #42

    She Ghosted Me And Sent Me This 10 Days Later

    Funny Tinder texts: a user asks for Rom Com recommendations, receives 'How to lose a guy in 10 days'.

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    #43

    One Day Apart

    Funny Tinder texts: a user responds to a compliment with 'I hope God ignores you the way you ignored me'.

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    I hope god ignores me the way I ignore him

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    #44

    Didn't Even Say Hello, Sent Him To The Police Station

    Funny Tinder texts showing a user sending an address to the police department.

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    And this is kids is how you also get m******d as a man. Why would you ever go to a random address given to you online? For all you know this woman could rob you or k**l you. It could also be a gang. Men need to be more aware of dangers

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    #45

    I Beg Your Pardon? What An Insane First Message To Someone You’ve Never Met

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with an unusual request for a plant and cat sitter.

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    #46

    At Least He’s Honest?

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts showing a blunt and direct message after being matched.

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    Ravenkbh
    Ravenkbh
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    2 months ago

    Wow!!! Best offer I've had all week!!!

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    #47

    Still Got It

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a roast battle using pickup lines and a Leonardo DiCaprio meme.

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    2 months ago

    Did it hurt? What, when I fell from heaven? That is so old. No, when you broke the earth's crust ascending from hell

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    #48

    It Burns

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A user responds to a heart emoji with 'Yeah I can unmatch' and a laughing emoji.

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    #49

    So In My Pictures I Have One Of Me Playing Jenga And One Dressed Up As A Dark Elf. I Love This Response

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages: A unique and lengthy response to a simple 'What made me catch your eye?' with a bear picture.

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    #50

    I Still Laugh About This

    Funny Tinder texts: a user tells Robby 'can you not match with me at 7:30 am'.

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    #51

    Sometimes My Genius Is Almost Frightening

    A screenshot of funny Tinder texts with a user betting 5000 bucks they will not get a reply.

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    #52

    My Friend Accidentally Super Liked Somebody On Tinder

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages with a man's cringe profile and repeated pickup lines to Ashley.

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    Ravenkbh
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    2 months ago

    Can I borrow them?

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    #53

    Joe Mama’d

    Funny Tinder Texts Messages showing a Joe Mama joke exchange between two users.

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    Interesting to be hit on by someone in junior high

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