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Some parents will agree that kids seem to grow up really fast, so everything they do, say, and accomplish becomes some of the most precious moments for adults. After the first steps and words, it becomes interesting to see how the kid is growing up and showing their evolving personality. Especially when kids are only learning about the world and expressing themselves verbally. This is why a lot of parents love to share the little language gems their children think of and use in life. 

Bored Panda already presented some of the most hilarious words kids tend to call various everyday items. You can find these lists here, here and here. “Bless you box,” “Vampire State Building,” and “Rainbrella” are only a few funny examples revealing the language creativity of small kids. Following this, some more parents joined in and added some more whimsical words that their kids use, making everyone think that maybe these new versions are better than the original.

Which one of these are your favorite? Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments down below!

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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4 years ago

Lasturday… all my troubles seemed so far away…

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    Phantom Captain
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    4 years ago

    LMAO!

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    V Martinez
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    4 years ago

    My oldest kid used to call it Friday Jr when he was little. The things kids say! Lol!

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    I was ready to call animal protection but ok😅

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    Natasha
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    4 years ago

    Awwww yes you are a dollar bill

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    I do need insurance when i run because I'm clumsy🙄

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Technically is where you put your butt so.....

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago

    I think flying spiders are the first sign of the apocalypse.

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    Natasha
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    4 years ago

    Awwww

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Weeknd is disappointed he didn't think of this cool name

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago

    play that ukulady

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    I'm surprised he even knew esophagus

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    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago

    The cars And Star Wars mashup we have all been waiting for.

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    Rikke Visby Wickberg
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    4 years ago

    I call it paper cut finder. 🤣

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

    This would be normal in my house. My gf calls toes fingers or foot fingers when she can't remember the word. Aparently they use the same word in Polish and as her English is way better than my Polish, I'm not complaining. Plus it's kind of cute. She's just a bit more than 7 though!

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    NsG
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    4 years ago

    My family have never let me forget that when I was five or six I couldn't say "binoculars", they were "big knockers". Its been 35 years...

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

    Works for me too.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

    I call the hair on my arms and legs fur. It is fur. What else would it be?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    Heroes eat cupcapes

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    Kate Wooding
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    4 years ago

    that so cute😊

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

    Is that code for having a dire rear?

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

    Well Boney M had Painter Man.

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    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    To amphibian, and beyond! 😎

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    Frisky
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    4 years ago

    hehe.. "im doing brain school!"

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago

    This may lead to problems the next time you go out for a meal

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    GIANNA REGINA - STUDENT
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    4 years ago

    wait it's not called that i never knew that

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    Vivian Orr
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    4 years ago

    Which disgusting vegetable? Surely you don’t mean broccoli!!! I practically live on that. Now if u were speaking of cauliflower, ok, nevermind.

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    LH25
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    4 years ago

    I overheard my niece tell her mom that if you stay with auntie (me) and behave she'll take you to the toenail store to get your feet done.

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    Natasha
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    4 years ago

    I must admit, booties are tasty

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

    As long as he didn’t call them boogers.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    wait wait wait hold on have I been saying it wrong my ENTIRE LIFE and nobody told me?

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago

    Oh s**t!

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