30 Times Kids Were Accidentally Hilarious By Giving ‘Alternative’ Names For Everyday Things
InterviewSome parents will agree that kids seem to grow up really fast, so everything they do, say, and accomplish becomes some of the most precious moments for adults. After the first steps and words, it becomes interesting to see how the kid is growing up and showing their evolving personality. Especially when kids are only learning about the world and expressing themselves verbally. This is why a lot of parents love to share the little language gems their children think of and use in life.
Bored Panda already presented some of the most hilarious words kids tend to call various everyday items. You can find these lists here, here and here. “Bless you box,” “Vampire State Building,” and “Rainbrella” are only a few funny examples revealing the language creativity of small kids. Following this, some more parents joined in and added some more whimsical words that their kids use, making everyone think that maybe these new versions are better than the original.
Which one of these are your favorite? Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments down below!

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My oldest kid used to call it Friday Jr when he was little. The things kids say! Lol!
This would be normal in my house. My gf calls toes fingers or foot fingers when she can't remember the word. Aparently they use the same word in Polish and as her English is way better than my Polish, I'm not complaining. Plus it's kind of cute. She's just a bit more than 7 though!
Which disgusting vegetable? Surely you don’t mean broccoli!!! I practically live on that. Now if u were speaking of cauliflower, ok, nevermind.
wait wait wait hold on have I been saying it wrong my ENTIRE LIFE and nobody told me?
My little one calls dandelion seed heads "dandypuffs" and now I can't call them anything else.
My 3 year old calls cucumber "Kumbaya's" and it cracks me up everytime
My little one calls dandelion seed heads "dandypuffs" and now I can't call them anything else.
My 3 year old calls cucumber "Kumbaya's" and it cracks me up everytime
