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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch

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coffee zombie
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

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    #3

    Slowly Suffocating

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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    #4

    Dealing With Your Ex

    Dealing With Your Ex

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    #5

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    #6

    Text Form Ex

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    #7

    Savage Burn

    Savage Burn

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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    #8

    Moving On

    Moving On

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    #9

    It Reminds Me Of You

    It Reminds Me Of You

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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    #11

    Sleeping Like A Baby

    Sleeping Like A Baby

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    #13

    Just Nope

    Just Nope

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    #14

    Text From Ex

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " My mom is so excited for me" Bahaha

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    #15

    Growing Up

    Growing Up

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    KK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would of said "neither are we"

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    #17

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

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    #18

    You Just Have To Visit It

    You Just Have To Visit It

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    #19

    No Second Chance Here

    No Second Chance Here

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hearts though. Makes be wanna throw up.

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    #20

    Cheating Accidentally

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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    #21

    As Far Away As The Sun

    As Far Away As The Sun

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    #22

    Fact Check

    Fact Check

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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    #23

    Text From Ex

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    #24

    Text From Ex

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    #25

    Thanks For Ruining It

    Thanks For Ruining It

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    #26

    Hi And Bye

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    #29

    All Things Come To An End

    All Things Come To An End

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    #30

    Hard Pass

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    #31

    Feelings For You

    Feelings For You

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    #33

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

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    #34

    Text From Ex

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    sh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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    #37

    Text From Ex

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.

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    #39

    A Huge Waste Of Time

    A Huge Waste Of Time

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    Punch In The Face

    Punch In The Face

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    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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    #41

    Hodor

    Hodor

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    #44

    Setting It On Fire

    Setting It On Fire

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    #46

    Truly Inappropriate

    Truly Inappropriate

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    #47

    But I Still Love You

    But I Still Love You

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    #48

    Text From Ex

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm... if it's theirs, you should still return their stuff though...

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    #50

    A Lousy Essay

    A Lousy Essay

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    #52

    How High Are You

    How High Are You

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    #53

    Text From Ex

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    #54

    Hint Hint

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hint hint that ring is going to make you get your finger amputated

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    #57

    Eggplant Emoji

    Eggplant Emoji

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    #61

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he knew what he owed you?

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    #62

    That's Not A Possibility

    That's Not A Possibility

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    #65

    My Eyes Are Burning

    My Eyes Are Burning

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    #66

    Personal Show

    Personal Show

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    #67

    Congrats And Good Luck

    Congrats And Good Luck

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    Text From Ex

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    #70

    Text From Ex

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    That Fat Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

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    #71

    Tough One To Let Go

    Tough One To Let Go

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    #72

    I Know

    I Know

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

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    #74

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

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    Santino Aznar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

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    #76

    God Bless

    God Bless

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

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    #77

    Text From Ex

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    Neb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

    Justi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ugly. give him his things back and move on! he may be an a*****e, but you shouldn't. even if due to self respect only.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I can see burning some raggedy-a*s clothes. But I know MY glasses run into the $500 range because of my fsk'ed up eyes, and this is beyond the pale.

    manowce
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if you need those glasses so much you wouldn't leave them at someone's house I guess... but still, destroying stuff is uncalled for.

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    Cheesecake Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -_- As someone who wears glasses, I cringe.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a b***h. He is better without you. Make humanity a favor and don't reproduce.

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but how do u know that they ran over those glasses ;)

    Panda Art
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    They cheated. Even though this isnt the healthiest response, they probably deserved it.

    BoopityBooptiyBooper
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    8 years ago

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    "Too bad, d******d!" ~probably them while taking the picture

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    #78

    Sorting Things Out

    Sorting Things Out

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    Krusty Shakelford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

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    #79

    Personal Space

    Personal Space

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    #81

    Hey Hey Hey

    Hey Hey Hey

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    #82

    Text From Ex

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been cool if she just said 'like this...' :P

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    #83

    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that new tattoo is a cover up of the old one :D

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    #86

    Text From Ex

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there something wrong with taking photos of fireworks?

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