The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

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coffee zombie
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3 years ago

That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

That's a classic

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WhiteFox
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3 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Ooh! Hahaha

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Classic, but never gets old.

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

clear message...

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

BAM, headshot!

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ChubbySquid
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3 years ago

OOOH DAMN

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WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

boom. just got roasted son

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Krista Leary
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3 years ago

This is too perfect.

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thibault bernier
Community Member
3 years ago

cliché*

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

He asked politely...

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Charlotte
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL

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KK
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3 years ago

i would of said "neither are we"

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WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

hehe

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Sop Hie
Community Member
3 years ago

*snork*

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Šu Ma
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3 years ago

burn!

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Charlotte
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3 years ago

Those hearts though. Makes be wanna throw up.

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Ahahaha, you tell him/her! I do wonder what’s going on in that cheater’s brain though. ‘Accidental sex’

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Derpicorn
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3 years ago

(Sun)burn

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Sarah White
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg I find this one so funny I just love the totally-over-it tone of "yeah, my eyes are green."

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol! you date Satan! Lucky of you!

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WhiteFox
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3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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CelSlade
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3 years ago

Brilliant! :P

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Simple, but effective.

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CelSlade
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3 years ago

XD

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Boring Panda
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3 years ago

I Relate

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Enomfon Asuquo
Community Member
3 years ago

The Spice Girls will ALWAYS be forever

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Michel M. Prins
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3 years ago

That... Was quite a desperate attempt...

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CelSlade
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3 years ago

What an arrogant arsehole!

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Elizabeth Molloy
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3 years ago

BUUUURN!

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Joe Dad
Community Member
3 years ago

Ohhhhhh

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sh
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3 years ago

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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That Fat Mouse
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2 years ago

BURN!

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Saurabh Nagar
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3 years ago

savage

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nanashi
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3 years ago

this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.

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WhiteFox
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3 years ago

2v1

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

At least he gets it.

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Warren
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3 years ago

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Yip my ex stopped coming to watch me fight cos I didn't get beat up like she wanted hehe

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Linda Hartlén
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3 years ago

f*ckface.. easy to remember I guess :D

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

Truth!

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Ex-charming?

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Christina Waide
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3 years ago

At least it will be easier to pack. :)

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Santino Aznar
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3 years ago

Hahah!

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Zenozenobee
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3 years ago

Cheating is always inappropriate.

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Mama Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahahahaha

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mocochang
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3 years ago

hmm... if it's theirs, you should still return their stuff though...

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Charlie Jallans-Daly
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3 years ago

lmao :)

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Valentina Lattante
Community Member
3 years ago

but you should see how he looks at Beyocé! ;)

Kurt Van Hove
Community Member
3 years ago

not "at" Beyoncé... it says "as" Beyoncé... who knows what Kanye does in his spare weekends... ;)

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Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

I want someone to look at me the way Kanye looks at Kanye

Blue Cicada
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3 years ago

Awesome!

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Bettye McKee
Community Member
3 years ago

Perfect

Lisa Shaw
Community Member
3 years ago

*at

Kris Tine
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha :D

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
Community Member
3 years ago

"As I read his text, I burst laughing. And kids, that's how I got back again with your dad. I knew at the exact moment that this ape would always make me laugh"

CelSlade
Community Member
3 years ago

XD

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Katie Dragneel
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3 years ago

Totally normal.

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Kiahna
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3 years ago

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Ha. I knew this guy, we were fighting and he sent me an email telling me to stop being annoying and leave him alone, stuff like that. I have no idea how he worked up the nerve to send that to me. I almost murdered him the next day.

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Stephan Hoppe
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3 years ago

Out of your ass what?!

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WhiteFox
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3 years ago

hint hint that ring is going to make you get your finger amputated

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Rebekah
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3 years ago

Priorities.

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NoAssumed Name
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3 years ago

Wow... savage

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

I had mine saved as a poop emoji

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CelSlade
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3 years ago

<8O

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MrGosslet
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3 years ago

You're *

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WhiteFox
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3 years ago

😎

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

At least he knew what he owed you?

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Squiddosnazz
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3 years ago

Come on... can't even iron their own pants?

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Jordy Star
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3 years ago

savage

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coffee zombie
Community Member
3 years ago

Gemma noooo!

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Sophie Hobson
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3 years ago

It's only 3 dots to make an ellipsis

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Marie-Eve Armand
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3 years ago

Savage

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Jose Ramon
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3 years ago

scumbag

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Santino Aznar
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3 years ago

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*I reali(s)e that there(')s a good chance that you don't want to talk to me (,) but I(')m trying anyway. I hope -maybe- we can talk, maybe.

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Michèle Gyselinck
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3 years ago

Or not is what I think too.