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People Are Loving This Woman’s Video About What Preparations For ‘Straight Pride’ Would Look Like
People Are Loving This Woman’s Video About What Preparations For ‘Straight Pride’ Would Look Like
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June is LGBTQ Pride Month – but not everyone wants to join the parade. In fact, a group of three conservative men associated with the group “Super Happy Fun America” want to have a separate celebration of their own – the “Straight Pride Parade,” an unsubtle dig at the LGBTQ tradition.

To be held in the city of Boston, Massachusetts, their website says they are “committed to creating spaces for people of all identities to embrace the vibrancy of the straight community.” In response to this ‘vibrant’ planned event, Brooklyn-based actor, writer, and comedian Eva Victor took to Twitter to share a hilarious parody video of her explaining to her boyfriend why they had to go to Straight Pride as she frantically prepares for it. The video has since gone viral with 92,183 retweets and 319,947 likes.

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    Comedian Eva Victor took to Twitter to respond to the call for a “Straight Pride Parade” with a hilarious parody video

    Victor is seen in the video “addressing her boyfriend,” excitedly telling him that it is time to pack his bags because they are going to “Straight Pride.”

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    In the next shot, she appears to be responding to his question asking, “What is Straight Pride?” Many people were confused by the idea as Gay Pride is a celebration of visibility and overcoming adversity – something straight people don’t deal with.

    She continues on and explains that the event will be a group celebration of straight people celebrating, well, being straight.

    No rainbows and sequins, just some jeans and flats is all that is needed at this event.

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    Taking a jab at the organizers and supporters, she highlights the absurdity of Straight Pride because 364 days of the year “they have unbelievable unspoken privilege.”

    Adding that with their new and exciting holiday, they would get ONE day to celebrate that.

    I mean, come on. It makes total sense, right?

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    Doubling down on the comedy bit, she even adds some tears for effect, highlighting just how hard it is to be born feeling absolutely different from nobody.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I feel it is time for me to come out. Everyone, I am straight. Phew I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest. Thank you for listening.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... that is so brave. Well done and Be Proud.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what the problem with any of these parades are. Gay pride, straight pride, black pride, white pride. As long as it's done as an INCLUSIVE event and not with hatred or segregation in mind, they can all be good cultural events. Everyone in the US seems so caught up with segregating their little group and hating everyone else. Ragging on nonsense like "cultural appropriation", attacking one group or another because we feel underrepresented. Why can't we instead focus on sharing, not imposing, our great aspects rather than deriding others for being different? Just as an example; if you look at the Japanese they love to share their culture and see others enjoying it. But dumbarse Americans call it cultural appropriation, cause we're not allowed to enjoy anything outside of our little boxes apparently. At the end of the day show respect, regardless of their background. Enjoy your own (sub)culture, but don't push it on others. Enjoy their (sub)cultures, but don't disrespect it.

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    Steven Cieckiewicz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point re: "straight privilege" I recall checking that box on my 1040 this year and got an extra $1,200 credit. It was sublime.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that is TOO FUNNY! I take part in Pride events because I am a straight ally.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the comment section got a little depressing. FYI, the pride part of pride month is the idea that the LGBTQ community was persecuted for their sexuality and had to hide it away. It was seen as shameful and it came with an unbearable guilt and self-hatred. That still continues today with transgender women often being targeted and killed and kids committing suicide. The Pride movement is about rejecting that societal shame and being proud of who you are, just the way that your heterosexual counterparts can be proud of themselves and their relationships everyday. It is not saying that heterosexuality is wrong or that us straight people are inferior in anyway. It is simply a time where they can gather in hopes of one day enjoying the rights and acceptance that the heterosexual community has. As a heterosexual, my sexuality has never been challenged or discriminated against so there is no force that I have to challenge or assert my 'pride' over. Pride just means respect.

    Meaningless Thomas Sanders and Broadway Fangirl
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, June is Pride Month, not July. Sorry, I'll leave now, I'm just a meaningless Thomas Sanders and Broadway fangirl.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh straight people have never had to worry about getting the s**t beaten out of them for being straight, unless its mixed race or faith then yes they probably have had the s**t beaten out of them,

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. It's funny to be able to have banter. But please just remember this when there is banter about anything other than straight. Mmmmm see if everyone still has such a great sense of humour. I truly hope so.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone is heterosexual it doesn't mean that they can't be 'different' in a plethora of ways that might make life really really hard for them. Just saying.

    Epic Rainbow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the top it says July is lgbtq+ pride month, but it's actually during June. Just wanted to point that out, please don't take it the wrong way :)

    unfinished_sente
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so in the begining, it said that pride month is in July when actually it's in June

    Daxton August Truver
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    June is pride month, but at the start it says that pride month is july.

    UniversalMel
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    6 years ago

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    Ah Straight Pride year it never ends

    John Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama Panda and Debrina have the fictional "white guilt" .... sigh .... they're not the brightest bulbs.

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    Ben The last airbender
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    6 years ago

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    Can everyone just do what they want and stop bashing others? If people wanna have a straight pride; let them! You dumb a*s liberals are segregating and you don't even realize it.

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I support all sexualities, lgbt people have fought hard for their rights. Straight people can be proud that their straight, but pride isn't about being gay. It's celebrating that we have finally won our rights in a lot of places. Cheers!

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    Give me a beagle any day...
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    6 years ago

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    So she's basically making fun of gay pride and you guys are ok with that?! I'm not even gay and I am NOT ok with it. It's condescending!

    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago

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    There's always going to be a privileged majority that doesn't want to give up so much as a millimeter of that privilege by acknowledging it might come at someone else's expense.

    Christophe Beunens
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    6 years ago

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    I can agree that nowadays in some countries a straight pride makes as much sense as a gay pride. But we should not forget that it is only thanks to these gay prides - and a lot of other work - people have recognized that gay people should have the same rights as straight people. In a lot of countries, organizing a gay pride is still impossible! In some others it is maybe tolerated, and for a lot of people the only way to be, during one day, their real self (and even beyond).

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    6 years ago

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    This girls edgier than a knife factory...

    Monilip
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    6 years ago

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    Can't wait for the ridiculing video about Pride Parade

    Sandra Lent
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    6 years ago

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    One day a year where we celebrate that privilege? Give me a break. Everyone has their issues, the world never revolves around one person or one group. Give it a rest. If someone wants a straight parade...well good for them. I hope it doesn't involve going half naked and flailing signs and kissing one another though.

    Max Harkins
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    6 years ago

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    No one cares if your lgbtq+. Just shut the f**k up. No one wants to listen to you.

    Omar A
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    6 years ago

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    I want to go, just to play "Macho Man" on a Blutooth speaker at the right time.

    John Smith
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    6 years ago

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    LOL ... not sure why the gays are downvoting Macho Man. It's pretty much their anthem it seems at most events.

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    Henry Shane
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    6 years ago

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    The video and insulting hateful comments Just made me see need for straight pride. Good job, like seriously wow. Guess so desperate for attention you need to create hate...this will do it...keep insulting and hating...S**t like this is why Trump has another 4 years coming to him.

    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that was a roller coaster from start to finish and not the good kind. You don't need pride for something you can celebrate all around the world and have privilege for everywhere.

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    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago (edited)

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    Yall want equality, but make fun of people being proud of being straight? No wonder no one can take you seriously. And speaking of 'equality', has there ever been a more over-represented minority group? Since gay marriage has become norm, there is nothing unequal about your rights than anyone else. Get off the whine train.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the whole idea of being “proud”. The whole gay parades and events originally started to raise awareness, a way to be around like minded people and feeling included, and a way to express that they aren’t ashamed of who they are and that it is a part of them. The LGBT have had to suffer for thousands of years being beaten, tortured, killed, raped, spat on, abused, discriminated against, ostracised etc. Why does someone need to be “proud” they are straight. Who cares, we haven’t been largely treated like the LGBT community because of being straight. Who cares. Let us continue with parades etc since it has now become a tradition and more about acceptance and inclusion of everyone, having a lot of fun, and they bring profits to local businesses of where the events and parades are held.

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    Gerard Collins
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    6 years ago

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    She's absolutely right. What a great satirical moment. I can't fathom what all the groups are selling with their endless "pride" ramblings. "Proud" of what exactly? Okay--you're this or you're that...so where lies the "pride" part. Are you proud that your hair is brown,or that you like ham and cheese omelets,or that the sun came out yesterday? Proud of manufactured socially-engineered nonsense. Proud to be black,proud to be gay,proud to be vying for the latest stupid participation trophy,proud to march and make noise. Want to be proud? Advance science and mathematics,paint a great picture,save your money and buy a house,graduate from a doctoral program. Don't hand out your chromosomal resume to the world and expect everyone to drool over it. I'm straight. So what? That's it.

    A Lizard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take "pride" too literally. We don't think that we are better than anyone else just because we are gay. It is called "pride" to show how we are not ashamed of being lgbt. Gay Pride is important because it allows us to band together and support one another. Your aforementioned omelet lovers have no reason to band together, as they are not a group that is discriminated against. You say we should "advance science and mathematics", "paint a great picture" etc. Believe me, this is what we want to do. But it is gay pride and the community support we gain from it that helps us live long enough to accomplish them.

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    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    She should grow her hair longer. It would frame her face better

    Airam Per
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    6 years ago

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    ridiculous! go munch on some carpet if you hate men so much...

    John Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Being gay these days no longer requires virtue signaling......that was the intent behind 'straight pride'....it's a non-event...just like being gay.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I feel it is time for me to come out. Everyone, I am straight. Phew I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest. Thank you for listening.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... that is so brave. Well done and Be Proud.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what the problem with any of these parades are. Gay pride, straight pride, black pride, white pride. As long as it's done as an INCLUSIVE event and not with hatred or segregation in mind, they can all be good cultural events. Everyone in the US seems so caught up with segregating their little group and hating everyone else. Ragging on nonsense like "cultural appropriation", attacking one group or another because we feel underrepresented. Why can't we instead focus on sharing, not imposing, our great aspects rather than deriding others for being different? Just as an example; if you look at the Japanese they love to share their culture and see others enjoying it. But dumbarse Americans call it cultural appropriation, cause we're not allowed to enjoy anything outside of our little boxes apparently. At the end of the day show respect, regardless of their background. Enjoy your own (sub)culture, but don't push it on others. Enjoy their (sub)cultures, but don't disrespect it.

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    Steven Cieckiewicz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point re: "straight privilege" I recall checking that box on my 1040 this year and got an extra $1,200 credit. It was sublime.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that is TOO FUNNY! I take part in Pride events because I am a straight ally.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the comment section got a little depressing. FYI, the pride part of pride month is the idea that the LGBTQ community was persecuted for their sexuality and had to hide it away. It was seen as shameful and it came with an unbearable guilt and self-hatred. That still continues today with transgender women often being targeted and killed and kids committing suicide. The Pride movement is about rejecting that societal shame and being proud of who you are, just the way that your heterosexual counterparts can be proud of themselves and their relationships everyday. It is not saying that heterosexuality is wrong or that us straight people are inferior in anyway. It is simply a time where they can gather in hopes of one day enjoying the rights and acceptance that the heterosexual community has. As a heterosexual, my sexuality has never been challenged or discriminated against so there is no force that I have to challenge or assert my 'pride' over. Pride just means respect.

    Meaningless Thomas Sanders and Broadway Fangirl
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, June is Pride Month, not July. Sorry, I'll leave now, I'm just a meaningless Thomas Sanders and Broadway fangirl.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh straight people have never had to worry about getting the s**t beaten out of them for being straight, unless its mixed race or faith then yes they probably have had the s**t beaten out of them,

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. It's funny to be able to have banter. But please just remember this when there is banter about anything other than straight. Mmmmm see if everyone still has such a great sense of humour. I truly hope so.

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone is heterosexual it doesn't mean that they can't be 'different' in a plethora of ways that might make life really really hard for them. Just saying.

    Epic Rainbow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the top it says July is lgbtq+ pride month, but it's actually during June. Just wanted to point that out, please don't take it the wrong way :)

    unfinished_sente
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so in the begining, it said that pride month is in July when actually it's in June

    Daxton August Truver
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    June is pride month, but at the start it says that pride month is july.

    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Ah Straight Pride year it never ends

    John Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama Panda and Debrina have the fictional "white guilt" .... sigh .... they're not the brightest bulbs.

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    Ben The last airbender
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Can everyone just do what they want and stop bashing others? If people wanna have a straight pride; let them! You dumb a*s liberals are segregating and you don't even realize it.

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I support all sexualities, lgbt people have fought hard for their rights. Straight people can be proud that their straight, but pride isn't about being gay. It's celebrating that we have finally won our rights in a lot of places. Cheers!

    Load More Replies...
    Give me a beagle any day...
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    So she's basically making fun of gay pride and you guys are ok with that?! I'm not even gay and I am NOT ok with it. It's condescending!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    There's always going to be a privileged majority that doesn't want to give up so much as a millimeter of that privilege by acknowledging it might come at someone else's expense.

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I can agree that nowadays in some countries a straight pride makes as much sense as a gay pride. But we should not forget that it is only thanks to these gay prides - and a lot of other work - people have recognized that gay people should have the same rights as straight people. In a lot of countries, organizing a gay pride is still impossible! In some others it is maybe tolerated, and for a lot of people the only way to be, during one day, their real self (and even beyond).

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This girls edgier than a knife factory...

    Monilip
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Can't wait for the ridiculing video about Pride Parade

    Sandra Lent
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    One day a year where we celebrate that privilege? Give me a break. Everyone has their issues, the world never revolves around one person or one group. Give it a rest. If someone wants a straight parade...well good for them. I hope it doesn't involve going half naked and flailing signs and kissing one another though.

    Max Harkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    No one cares if your lgbtq+. Just shut the f**k up. No one wants to listen to you.

    Omar A
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I want to go, just to play "Macho Man" on a Blutooth speaker at the right time.

    John Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    LOL ... not sure why the gays are downvoting Macho Man. It's pretty much their anthem it seems at most events.

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    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    The video and insulting hateful comments Just made me see need for straight pride. Good job, like seriously wow. Guess so desperate for attention you need to create hate...this will do it...keep insulting and hating...S**t like this is why Trump has another 4 years coming to him.

    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that was a roller coaster from start to finish and not the good kind. You don't need pride for something you can celebrate all around the world and have privilege for everywhere.

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    Tacitus86
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

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    Yall want equality, but make fun of people being proud of being straight? No wonder no one can take you seriously. And speaking of 'equality', has there ever been a more over-represented minority group? Since gay marriage has become norm, there is nothing unequal about your rights than anyone else. Get off the whine train.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the whole idea of being “proud”. The whole gay parades and events originally started to raise awareness, a way to be around like minded people and feeling included, and a way to express that they aren’t ashamed of who they are and that it is a part of them. The LGBT have had to suffer for thousands of years being beaten, tortured, killed, raped, spat on, abused, discriminated against, ostracised etc. Why does someone need to be “proud” they are straight. Who cares, we haven’t been largely treated like the LGBT community because of being straight. Who cares. Let us continue with parades etc since it has now become a tradition and more about acceptance and inclusion of everyone, having a lot of fun, and they bring profits to local businesses of where the events and parades are held.

    Load More Replies...
    Gerard Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    She's absolutely right. What a great satirical moment. I can't fathom what all the groups are selling with their endless "pride" ramblings. "Proud" of what exactly? Okay--you're this or you're that...so where lies the "pride" part. Are you proud that your hair is brown,or that you like ham and cheese omelets,or that the sun came out yesterday? Proud of manufactured socially-engineered nonsense. Proud to be black,proud to be gay,proud to be vying for the latest stupid participation trophy,proud to march and make noise. Want to be proud? Advance science and mathematics,paint a great picture,save your money and buy a house,graduate from a doctoral program. Don't hand out your chromosomal resume to the world and expect everyone to drool over it. I'm straight. So what? That's it.

    A Lizard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take "pride" too literally. We don't think that we are better than anyone else just because we are gay. It is called "pride" to show how we are not ashamed of being lgbt. Gay Pride is important because it allows us to band together and support one another. Your aforementioned omelet lovers have no reason to band together, as they are not a group that is discriminated against. You say we should "advance science and mathematics", "paint a great picture" etc. Believe me, this is what we want to do. But it is gay pride and the community support we gain from it that helps us live long enough to accomplish them.

    Load More Replies...
    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    She should grow her hair longer. It would frame her face better

    Airam Per
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    ridiculous! go munch on some carpet if you hate men so much...

    John Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Being gay these days no longer requires virtue signaling......that was the intent behind 'straight pride'....it's a non-event...just like being gay.

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