50 Tearfully Funny Memes And Posts About Life As A Server

Worked in convenience store across from a church. I totally agree... Church for an hour or two to justify being an a*****e for the rest of the week.

That was sweet of them. (No pun intended.

Ikr

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Could be me. My wife prefers to go 'shopping' (which is imo more endless looking rather than real shopping) with some girlfriend(s) but with me (how come?) and I often meet her afterwards in a Café. When I arrive at her table I sometimes say: "Excuse me, but you caught my eye the moment I walked in here." which causes a sudden silence and lots of turning heads. ;)

Awesome marketing 😆

Choose wisely.

Do ghosts count as a person

I've finally found my hero

Also, you can complain nicely. Like, sometimes things do go wrong and the restaurant should fix. But just don't be a jerk about it.

The to-go cup wasn't an accident. It was a hint.

I speak from real life experience, its true.....

The dad shouldn't pressure his daughter into drinking either way though...

I've had "Soup du Jour" before and this Aint it !

🤣

Best feeling ever

Me am ghetto

Maybe the restaurant should pay a decent wage instead of making witty signs.

That's how people stay rich. C***s

❤️ turtles

Sad 😭

😂 In Aus, the drinking age is the same as the driving age (18.) Once had bar security watch me drive up and park, then card me when I wanted a drink.🤦‍♂️

I do this if I think the manager is stealing the tips.

🤣 wu tang for the children lol

One time, we were in the weeds and this customer was complaining that her chicken was taking "foreveeeer!" Then, after it was served, she complained that it was undercooked. Well, do you want it "right now!" or do you want it cooked, Becky?

A cleaning maid?

I'm usually on the side of employees but jobs don't work like that.

I actually witnessed something similar at our local McDonald's. Place was slammed and there was a newbie on the only working register. Customer ahead of me was patiently (but loudly) telling the cashier how things worked. Manager snaps "Fine, stand on this side of the counter and say that!" Turns out the customer worked at the McD's in a nearby town. LoL

May they prosper at their new jobs.

Oh look! The world is ending! Lemme relax for a sec

edit the dates on the photos. Step 1. Take your computer offline. Step 2. Set the date to a year later (ie this year, but +1 day). Step 3. Open an image editor eg. GIMP. Step 4. Open offending image. Step 5. Select all, copy. Step 6. Back to GIMP. Step 7. New file. Step 8. Paste. Repeat with all his images from tinder. Step 9. Go back online and let your computer reset its clock. Step 10. Send to owner of restaurant with modifcation and creation date of files circled. Result: owner of restaurant sees new manager harassing staff one day after being hired.

7million😅

Kitchen closes at 9:30, restaurant closes at 10:00. Problem solved

Why is there no suitable emoji?

In addition to being at work, you also have to emotionally validate all your customers or they will instantly focus their entite being on making their lousy personalities your problem

You get out in 10 mins? You are a superhuman.

what will that do, knock her unconscious?

🤣

Only 0.38???

Accurate

As a server, I sincerely LOVE when large parties ask for separate checks. It's not a hassle at all, because I'm awesome and I keep track of everything and everyone. Most importantly, it means that I don't have to "roll the dice" on whether the one person picking up the check also knows how to tip.

I'm pretty sure Clover POS has emojis.

Or occasional french fries over the course of 8 hours.

One time, while working at a cafe, I helped a boy break into his own car in the parking lot after he had locked himself out. The next day, he ran into the shop, threw something at me over the counter, and ran back out. It was a teddy bear. He had placed a cigarette in its paws and written his phone number on the side. We dated for several months. That was the ONLY TIME I ever enjoyed getting hit on at work.

Ya. Once worked with a line cook that would leave crumbs and stuff on his line when he closed it and then accuse people of using his line and leaving it messy after he left. Manager took a picture of his line directly after he walked out the door and then showed it to him his next shift. He still denied leaving his line messy.

Just go away, table

They're having a fire sale?

pls get out

Who is Drake?

That is exceedingly true

if I was this server I'd send two batches of marinara. Gotta keep the testy girl at bay

Inhaling water doesn't sound healthy

WORKKKK SUCKS 🎶

I admire the math

Lol

How about YOU tip since you're so big on tipping?

OKAY PANDAS MAKE IT HIGHER.

Time to break ur friendship apart

I read that as: + great ambulance

"...for just like 2 seconds whilst Mary tells me about what her 5 year old did last ni- I WILL GET YOUR WATER IN A MINUTE SUSAN CALM THE F**K DOWN" yeah turns out Mary's 5 year old stuck a cheeto up his nose and lost it so they had to go to the emergency room.

This happened to me, too... and I WFH.

I try to avoid training at all costs but I know if I don’t train someone they won’t get trained properly so it’s a catch 22

the dogs so cute tho

"I'm sorry, but when your dish came out, I saw that it wasn't up to our standards. I've asked the cooks to make you a better one, and they're working on it as their top priority. It should just be another moment. Thank you again for your patience. Can I get you some more sweet tea?" Then you ring it up, go in back and BEG the line to expedite your ticket.

Peekaboo- you are screwed!

not me being thrown(scratch that) CATAPULTED into my childhood.