“Memes For Mathematicians”: 80 Posts Nerds Will Probably Love

Eating a half pie is the worst you can do.

That's super cute! I't totally hang that on my wall!

The funny thing about this is Schrodinger created his thought experiment as a joke to criticize the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum theory. And I'm a huge nerd for knowing that.

If you change Calculus to Statistics you get the opposite result.

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Made me laugh!

Hehe a Möbius strip conquers all!

The limit always exists. Sometimes it exists on the infinite numbers but it still exists.

New ex gf?

Do that on a test tho and suddenly the same prof is all about showing your work

I found calculus to be pretty easy. I started young though.

Not without motion they can't. Through piezoelectricity, stress gives charge. So when someone overcharges me, that stresses me.

We "Math" at my favorite watering hole all the time.

Is that young Ron Livingston on the left?

Ocean Waves?

Roman Numerals.

I find this applicable to my situation.

Well I have a geology joke and it rocks

So is his wife

The Greek lowercase letter xi is the equivalent of the normal x, so it is very useful. When written by hand, any illegible scribble suffices for xi ! I'm serious.

WOW! There is a way for Gen-X to connect with Gen-Z!

AVOGADRO! I have a degree in Chemistry so yeah.

I made a similar joke about myself today. After grunting and groaning to pick something up off the floor, I told the bartender "I can't help it! Every year goes by and I get a year older"!

I'd take a collider over new generations of tanks, jet fighters or ballistic missiles every time. Maybe not the best way to spend taxpayers money, but certainly not the worst.

I just thought that was how cats in Greece spoke

Took me a while. Yes, this is exactly what happens.

I chuckled.

The poor physicists tho

That B*****d!

In my day (the 80's) you better have the HP 15c or 16c calculator or you're toast in calculus.

Good one.

This need to happen to all those smug business majors.

Oh, aren't we clever.

Hail Eris!

Next try a cubic spline.

Never use them. I prefer real calculators. I never go anywhere without my trusty Ti-34. It's small, solar powered and does everything I need.

Fakes testosterone test results.

We have quantum computers to run this algorythm in seconds

That's only the incompressible Navier Stokes equation, to fix it you need Favre averaging which will put the density inside the differential. The cow should be spherical in order to get get an exact analytical solution. For P = NP you need to be aware that NP complete is not actually complete. The quark diagram is incomplete. The Feynman diagram needs an extra loop. I wish my extrapolations worked that well. See, he's easy to fix.

OK smarty pants then what's 17 x 5,882,353?

Oh K

And because of inflation they'd both be completely worthless

Nice Wordart

No. El Stupido!

Mathematica to the rescue.

That's correct.

It's just an area. Put the function on graph paper and count the squares.

Oiler. 🤣

PMSL. Yes.

Slapa forhead.