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Remember how your high school science teacher would say that science can be fun? That meant either lab work or a group assignment, which for many kids was just as far from the definition of fun as preparing for a science class test.

Fast forward to today, and things have changed. Many young adults appreciate the things they never did, find new hobbies and passions, develop a sense of nostalgia, and realize they were always a nerd to begin with…

So in order to show you exactly how nerdy we all are deep down, we present you the “Science Humor” Facebook group devoted to posting the best science-related laughs, cartoons, puns, jokes, japes, antics, and you name it!

With a whopping 1.2M members, the group is basically a powerhouse blending education, knowledge and internet comedy. Below we wrapped up some of the funniest and most recent posts from the page to treat your inner nerd, so scroll down!

After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature with more jokes from Science Humor right here.

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    You may wonder why some people find science jokes and memes funny while others couldn’t care less about them. Well, it all comes down to a broader question of why and how people find particular things funny. Previously, Bored Panda spoke with a British neuroscientist and Wellcome Trust Senior Fellow at University College London, Sophie Scott. Scott has been investigating the cognitive neuroscience of voices, speech and laughter, particularly speech perception, speech production, vocal emotions, and human communication. So she shed light on this amusing topic!

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all should use this phrase more often

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said it myself at least once, and I definitely agree I should say it more often.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, not on the internets.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard people talk about the Depp Vs Heard trial. I could join in, but I didn't watch the Court case, and I've seen only snippets from the media. So I have no authority to say to what extent either party is guilty.

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about that, seems wrong... but as someone who isn't a subject matter expert on how to express myself in a way human people enjoy..... I guess I don't know enough about it to have an opinion.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, I don't know enough about this to have an INFORMED opinion. Sadly, many have opinions based on things other than information.

    Dzjaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean we would never gonna give you up

    erinmophila_gibsonii
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this on a tee-shirt. So i can wear it to work. To show my favourite mansplainer 🤯🤪😡

    Lindsey Finchum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this a lot when I don’t want to argue with an argumentative person. And it shuts them down pretty quickly

    Rumple Schleppskin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I happen to be an expert in this particular area. So even though most times, Yes, I could claim that, just not this time..

    Ian B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish Oregonians would say this about gun control.

    Liz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite phrases!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually just said that the other day!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... I don't know enough about this statement to have an opinion.

    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said that the other day to a friend. The look I got was hilarious. Yep, it's ok to admit you don't know enough about something.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know enough about this to know if I should even care about it."

    nbfresh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this quite frequently

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be possible, in other universes it is impossible.

    corgiobsessed00
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say that I only know enough to get myself in trouble, not enough to get out of trouble. (applies best in reference to other languages)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with saying this is you're inviting whoever you're having this conversation with to "educate" you then. This is okay if it's a subject you have an interest in learning; but usually it's a subject you could care less about. But now you're trapped.

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yea! This I will use often for my x-husband!!!

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often want to say this in the YouGov surveys I get. Don't know is the closest option I get

    Bleau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a histrionic narcissist

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this all the time, especially if the topic is boring.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, just "I really don't know." Really simplifies your life.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I got an opinion. Ain't saying it's factual, but I got one. Presently reading one of my Feynman books right now. Brilliant man.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about not entering anything since you don't know

    Margaret H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get, the easier this is to say.

    Puck
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and you can also say you don't have an opinion yet. That you need time to know how you feel and/ or think.

    Gergely Pászti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: I have not thought about this either until the moment my "opinions" started to matter and influence serious subjects. Somehow they did not teach me to speak up if I need more "anything" to say anything... and I can say now from experience that this is a hard skill to learn and a very serious advantage to have.

    Okido
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don’t have an opinion, I don’t say anything.y

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people voted with this concept in mind (US). I wish people would graciously opt out of voting on topics that they don't understand or that don't concern them. I just feel like so many people vote the way they're told to vote (family, politicians, social media, church, etc.) instead of either taking the time to really familiarize themselves with all sides and then forming their own opinion or leaving the decision to the people it primarily concerns.

    William Teach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Then I will look it up. Still might mean I cannot comment. Some subjects I just do not get

    Katherine Bridgerton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this once but then they yelled at me for not caring enough to stay informed !

    Spiky Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that to my kids all the time but it never deters them one bit.

    AnneFromAccounting
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time. What's wrong with not knowing everything?

    Dzjaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. This is Interdings I pay for?!

    Paula Pattison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read his books I do not believe that Richard Feynman would have used those words. There is no way there was a subject he thought he didn't know about. (I am aware he is dead and the account is not quoting him)

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in my science class said that this,along with the fact that he’s a cis man, is why he doesn’t think he’s entitled to a strong opinion on abortion

    Your Local Slytherin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it when my friend starts talking about an anime I haven't seen

    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say it all the time to get out of awkward conversations. Sometimes I actually mean it.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's one of the sign of intelligent being.

    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago

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    and if it's true, then it is the most intelligent comment you can make.

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    Turns out, the first requirement for something to be received as funny is that people need to understand that joke, pun, saying, or meme. But how do we do that? Well, Scott argues that it comes down to the intended meaning that makes a particular thing funny.

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    “One simple thing about not getting a joke is not realizing that it's a joke at all, assuming that someone is being serious and saying something stupid,” the professor explained.

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    Sawdust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she knows something we all are missing, somehow got it to fit, and this is her successfully UNloading it. :-)

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step aside, carefully there, he's a hero

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    Moreover, it’s not as easy as it looks. Hence, so many badly received jokes that land the joker eyerolls, or cringe at most. “It often has to do with as much the person telling the joke or where the joke is coming from, as the content of a joke,” Scott explained, adding that in order for the joke to be received as such, the audience needs to be aware of the fact that it is a joke.

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    What makes things funny shouldn’t be rocket science but there are multiple complex theories about it. One of them is “the idea that sometimes you laugh because it makes you feel better about yourself, you feel superior to tell the joke.”

    Another theory argues that “you laugh because there’s some sort of complexity set up and then it’s resolved and that’s part of getting the joke.”

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    Scott also argues that the reason we laugh often has to do with “some kind of taboo” which is perceived as acceptable when mentioned in the joke context. On other occasions, “we laugh because laughter is a behavior associated in humans and other mammals with play,” Scott explained.

    At the same time, the most important role for saying (writing) and receiving jokes is a pretty straightforward one–“just to be playful and you’re kind of acknowledging that and what has been done for you in the name of the play.”

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    Mia D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog just confirmed that, this is exactly how it happened!

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would a fox sleeping in a graveyard make you wonder about reincarnation? The outside is kinda the foxs domain.

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    It’s important to note that according to Scott, jokes have less to do with our absolute personalities (so don’t jump to conclusions about a person if they find or don’t find your joke funny!) and more with who we are and our life experiences. Scott argues that the things we find funny may also be directly influenced by the relationship with the person who’s telling the joke.

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    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling you guys, basketballs are flat. NBA has been lying to us all along!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *visitor centre employee visibly sweating*

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How she still got a hand? Mine would have fallen off about halfway through!

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    Sasy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to show the scale of something really big

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would’ve been too easy.. women need a challenge

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could apply to all of life

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    Candy Cane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12? Half the time my 4-5 person teams for group projects in school can't all do what they're supposed to on time.

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turtles picture remind me Starship Troopers... ^^'

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Government: *hires veep as spokesperson*

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    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f*ing way. Then I have to learn chemistry. Literally nothing on earth is worth that.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this pretty much reflective of how kids are, though? XD

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you make your point with an axe, it's hard to question your views

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am touching the barely-visible toe beans!!

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    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am personally responsible for dozens upon dozens of grandparent deaths. One guy had 3 in one semester.

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to explode all my food now

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    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my daddy told me about the atoms when I was 3, I already knew that some day I would become a nuclear-powered super-villain." - from the memoirs of Lord Nukeblast

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are the two remaining table legs?

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still beautiful when you're very very very hungry

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    Jinx Evergreen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun but seriously people need to address the fact that it is LEGO there is no S, look at the box (like sheep, not sheeps)

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Bill. We know we f****d up. Now please go get help.

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    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Back in my day, Pluto was a planet!" - me, when I grow old and tell stories to my (hypothetical) grandkids

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the answer be 10? Please help. I was an English major. Numbers make brain hurt.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you have to say to all those hair cells recently laid off from the scalp?" "There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back!"

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a biologist. Darwin. Drink the lava.

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For eyes only ☺️

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    Tim Douglass
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a race to see who's going to die first. Same as chemotherapy.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe in laser pointers?!? Hell, I've seen one with my own eyes.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never watch Rite of Spring in Fantasia the same way again

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    Peppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not lazy it’s problem solving

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not install wheels underneath and go? Follow me for more improvement ideas.

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    Woundwort42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, it's only 40 milliseconds more

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    Petro Roos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really well done. Time well wasted

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    Gabby Ghoul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house it was the vacuum cleaner that distorted the TV picture.

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    Madison Pheysey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i showed this to my dad (a microbiologist) and he shuddered...

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    Steven Peeters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    affect is a verb and effect is a noun? not that hard...

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    Gwyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's turn panel 4 into the crazy politicians we have to deal with these days

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it as long as it makes the "bzzzz" sound when zooming

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You'll never make it if you keep cutting corners", "What?", "Cubes".

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    VonBlade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before this appears in one of those "you've been using juice boxes wrong" posts, just pointing out that image A shows a length of straw visible so you can work out where the bottom is for maximum extraction, whilst image B, once the tiny straw end is inside you cannot know where it is or how it's bent, thus meaning you're less likely to extract all the contents without a lot of faff.

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    Fxnglhl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong. student life is about homework, and even more homework. throw in a tad more homework. there we go. actually a bit more.

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    Woundwort42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without maths, I wouldn't know that it takes light about 39mS for light to travel the diameter of the Earth

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    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get it, it must be aqueous humor.

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    MargyB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a Banana is a berry. They should have used a banana for scale!

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    cogadh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time they finished assembling that contraption, the tea cooled off.

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I round pi up to six. Gives a much better ride.

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    CalicoKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, back in the day games were optimised to use every bit of free processing power efficiently, and the graphics were fairly basic. Now we get to deal with things that are 30% shiny rendering, 50% spaghetti code, 25% spyware, and 5% function.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many things are soluble in alcohol. Most notably, good intentions

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    Oerff On Tour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too often people hear you, instead of listening to you.

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    MagicFrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that's one way to keep Jim from stealing your sandwich

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    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Bond, off the chart.

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    CalicoKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school we did an experiment where we made esters - basically perfumes but really concentrated - and because our chemistry teacher gave zero damns about anything half the class spent the lesson sticking their noses directly over the beakers to aggressively smell them. (In case you're wondering, at that concentration everything smells like nail polish remover. Which probably doesn't bode well for the degree of damage done to our noses.)

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube makes fixing everything so easy these days 🙏

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, very few people do know Newton's second law. Because it isn't F=ma. It's F=d(mv)/dt, force equals rate change of momentum.

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    Yettichild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know about that. If the nose works like a lie detector, as long as the person saying the statement doesn't know it's a false statement, it would register as true or non-conclusive.

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