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A restaurant in Texas has made itself a household name by putting up hilarious signs again and again, day after day, year after year. The Austin-based establishment named El Arroyo has had its sign board since its opening in 1975, and 45 years later, it’s still out there cracking everyone up.

Paige Winstanley, co-owner of the restaurant, says about their signs: “In these times when much is unknown, El Arroyo finds comfort in bringing smiles and laughter to our community on a daily basis.” With 284K Instagram followers, the restaurant is surely doing everyone who’s rolling through 2020 one heck of a service.

So let’s take a look at the new favorites down below, and after you’re done, check out part 1 and part 2. If you suddenly feel inspired, hit them up with a smashing sign idea via sign@elarroyo.com and you may well become a part of El Arroyo’s humorous legacy.

More info: ElArroyo.com | Instagram | Twitter

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Raine Soo
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6 years ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the laugh out loud!

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    Raine Soo
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    6 years ago

    Yes, a big thank you to all essential workers!

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    Katie Bell
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    6 years ago

    OMG THE MOST FRICKING TRU THING EVER

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    Imagine putting up one fresh sign every day for the past forty years or so. It’s no surprise that with such a sea of witty puns and smashing one-liners, some are just bound to anger people.

    That’s precisely what happened back in 2005 when one of El Arroyo’s signs revealed a plot twist in the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. But the employees of the restaurant aren’t afraid to fire up some controversy with their quips like “NFL Slogan: Why have integrity when you can have ratings?”

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    Austin Monthly magazine has also suggested that their sometimes bold remarks were the reason why someone tried to burn the restaurant down in 1998.

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    6 years ago

    Couldn't be any worse than the hell you have now surely

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    Tee
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    6 years ago

    2020 Avoid everyone

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    sbj
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    6 years ago

    This is my moment!

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    Bored Panda reached out to Laura Schulte, brand partnerships and social media manager at El Arroyo, to find out more about their iconic sign.

    Laura told us their marquee was “first put out by the street in front of the restaurant by our original owner over 25 years ago to promote restaurant specials and write funny quotes.”

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    Today, El Arroyo gets several submissions a day from people from all over the world who wish to get their witty one-liners heard. Laura said the staff picks what to put up in terms of “what makes us laugh and is most applicable to current events.”

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    heidi holmes
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    6 years ago

    It is the closest a man will ever get to understanding that feeling from a woman's perspective!

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    JessG
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    6 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    3ke
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    6 years ago

    I think the Kaiju are avoiding the virus too.

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    Throughout the years, El Arroyo’s signs have certainly blown up and attracted customers from all over the country and the world, said Laura. 

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    She also said that the most popular signs are usually the ones that are “relatable and funny to large groups of people.” “We've seen a lot of success with our signs about past elections, and current events such as commentary on the pandemic.”

    In order for such a sign to go viral on social media (and many of them do!), Laura said it takes the right person to share it, like celebrity or a popular meme account, and it has to be genuinely funny.

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    Audrey Penna
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    6 years ago

    That and the "Are you still watching?" And then I get annoyed cause I got to get the remote.

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    Valerie G.
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    6 years ago

    Well, he did just do an audio of John Lewis' column that was printed on the day of the funeral, and he did a marvelous job of it for his dear friend.

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    Felicity Lemon
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    6 years ago

    Lol

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    According to El Arroyo’s official statement, “over the years, we've covered every food pun imaginable while never forgetting witty commentary on current events, but the face(s) behind the daily marquee messages remains a secret for now.”

    Maybe not quite a big one, since these days, most sign puns are submitted by fans online and you can try your luck and wit too!

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    Vic
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    6 years ago

    I still smile at ppl I know, like an idiot..

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    Katie Bell
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    6 years ago (edited)

    This is deep if you go out and nobody is there are you in public at all?

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    Raine Soo
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    6 years ago

    Well, I am certainly not complaining.

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    Scagsy
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    6 years ago

    ...is what rugs are for

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    Michelle Line
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    6 years ago

    I don't get it.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think a lot of parents got to "enjoy" the results of their parenting and suddenly realized how underpaid teachers are...

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    Berry Budgie
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    6 years ago

    Lol

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hahaha

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    Helen Haley
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    6 years ago

    There needs to be business pj's. For real. Lots of business pj's.

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    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago

    I don't mind making the food, it's the cleanup that I don't like

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    Helen Haley
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    6 years ago

    That 'I'm so blessed' is about the most gag worthy thing ever.

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    sbj
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    6 years ago

    More alcohol definitely, who needs clothes? we're not going anywhere soon

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago

    After all this, we're having a "birthdays all year" party.

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    averageperson
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    6 years ago

    more terrible drivers than ever before

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    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I mean, if they have the thyme...

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago

    This is truly true.

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    BeazleBug
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    6 years ago

    This one is pretty spicy.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Oh, this is so true. People are morbidly curious, so we love to hear about an accident. Any accident.

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    Tequila4Two
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Wow, was that this year?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Just waiting for the 'I don't get it' comment. Bound to happen. Absolute certainty. lol

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    Ice cube
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ba-dum-chhh

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    sbj
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Too late!

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    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Found my new motto!

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    All hail the patriarch!

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    Ryleigh
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    6 years ago

    animals rule!

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    TY FERGUSON
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    same:|

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's an aggressive approach to ensure social distancing.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "Never the twain shall meet."

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    6 years ago

    Let us know if it is as nice as Costa Del Gardena.

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    Dave P
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    6 years ago

    Don't insult Oatmeal Rasin

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Okay, this is a real dilemma.

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    averageperson
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    6 years ago

    Studio C Spidey Senseless on Youtube, the video version of this, & it's clean

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    Scagsy
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    6 years ago

    lol

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    Raine Soo
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    6 years ago

    This one is too funny!

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Mine too! Here's to the kind people everywhere!

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Can they never get this right? It's perfectly logical.

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    Torchicachu
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    6 years ago

    my brother was saying this exact thing the other day

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    Ryleigh
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    6 years ago

    Every week for people I know.....

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    Colin Allcars
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    6 years ago

    BUBBLES!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Fighting fire with fire...

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    How do you achieve cool as a cucumber on the surface? I'm ALL squirrel in traffic.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And my belly.

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    sbj
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    6 years ago

    Why is it soooo difficult for people to follow the arrows? They can't even look you in the face as they know they are in the wrong, obviously highering the risk of infection to themselves outweighs getting that loaf of bread when there''s still 20 left and only 5 people in the shop

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    Valerie G.
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    6 years ago

    Time to unscrew that broom again and get a new one.

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    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "Being a grown up is pretending you got your **** together"

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Nowadays not limited to Sundays.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I call them and wake them up to tell them. Stone sober.

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    🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿
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    6 years ago

    *theme song for people with anxiety*

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    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I remember as a girl wanting some of those for Christmas, while flipping through the Sears catalog.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Whoever wrote this hasn't smelled my farts.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Who needs rhetorical questions anyway?

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    ArhomR
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    6 years ago

    In this day and age, I am sorry to say, good luck.

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    Vic
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    6 years ago

    I missed the 'S' in WEEDS the first time I read it..

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    Vic
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    6 years ago

    Absolutely true..

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    There is still drive thru.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This policy is not going to fly with influencers aka freeloaders.

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    Ryleigh
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    6 years ago

    Agree

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    Kady Maree Mcgrath
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    6 years ago

    Little Musk at school during roll call (think about it)

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    Torchicachu
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    6 years ago

    lol the world would be very curvy if this was the case

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    ArhomR
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    6 years ago

    Bawhahahaha

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    What has happened to them? They seem to have disappeared.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    6 years ago

    In Vino Veritas.

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    Ryleigh
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    6 years ago

    so much better

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    ArhomR
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    6 years ago

    Roger that!

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Who?

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    MysticalMan
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    6 years ago

    Become your own best friend

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    Trying so hard thinking
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And for speculating what if

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    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hummus

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    A race between a senile old megalomaniac, a bipolar rapper and a 78 year old dinosaur totally disconnected from reality. Fun times....

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    Karlee Burnett
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    6 years ago

    I thought he was BRILLIANT

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    Eva Bryson
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    6 years ago

    Y'all is single.

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    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I haven't had a drink since 1978, and I agree with this sign.

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    ArhomR
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    6 years ago (edited)

    You might if it’s a good vibe. Oh, I guess that’s the point. Try the Beach Boys for inspiration.

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    ArhomR
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    6 years ago

    Phewwwwtile.

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    Rhys Tal Cernunnos
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    6 years ago (edited)

    Kanye West has had it coming, he's as bad as Trump for opening his mouth and letting stupid s**t fall out. He's not even that good as a singer to begin with. And he was supposed to move out when Trump became president, he said he would leave the US if Trump became president... so much for that.

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