30 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Parenting Tweets Of The Month, October Edition

You did the Lord's work lol.

Have kids who like glitter? Is Slime the #1 obsession in your household? Well, cry cleaning up slime and glitter no more. Contact "Slime and Glitter Assassination" and you will no longer have to deal with the devil himself! Visit www.ihateslimeandglitter.com to get your glitter removed from your house! The first 50 orders will receive the next one free!* *we never give free orders that sh*t's hard to clean fam. /sarcasm

Thank goodness

why did she report her twins to the police?

As you should have🤣

And the Joke of the year award goes to...

I haven't entered the teenaged years, which I expect are the most challenging, but as much as I loved the toddler years, from an objective point of view, they were WAY more physically demanding than the following years. No more multiple bottles in a night... no more diapers all hours of the clock... no more panicking over novel symptoms...

LOL... sure, maybe no more diapers, but you have to clean up all their other s**t :D

I thought it’s just me. Yes, I feel more tired now than when they were babies and toddlers.😢

Adult issues are so much broader and touch so many more lives than "kid stuff," for lack of a better term. Sneaking out in high school ain't got nuthin' on grown folks issues.

Been there many times. Just hearing the whisper of "hello daddy" makes me jump.

my daughter stood like that and when I opened my eyes and asked her what is it - she replied nothing and want back to her bed - in the morning she didn't remember any of it

My brother used to do this. Creeped mom way out.

I remember those times. Automatically said climb in. I miss those times.😔

I'm pretty sure the doggy had style

Learning to spell with ing children asked for verb. A boy shouts dog, I say this is not a verb. Second boy says "dogging' - all adults try really hard not to make eye contact.

When I was little I decorated my cat. She wore it like a camp, so mad yet accepting

bahahahahaha imagine what that poor dad would've thought

Mom.... FYI They were doing it doggy style.

Well, ain’t that emergency?

Hahaha! “Call Mom, I’m in the washer” - Apple Watch

lmao i laughed out loud on this one

🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

The watch needed help. I hope he was saved. Lol

Better than xylophone. You can also leave the book at their house, “so that they will always have it at hand to play with your child”

I used to think I had a good relationship with my mother in law. Than she gave my 3 year old twins a harmonica and a flute for christmas.

And they won't need a book for farting noises when the moment comes.

Explain to your kids that their grandparents sent them that book to prepare them for the fact that old people fart quite a bit more frequently and fragrantly than younger people do. Maybe, grandparents hope the book's farts will hide their real farts. In any case, it's not the dog. Dog farts are silent area effect tactical nukes with a full-radial radiation trip of 500 feet.

A 9 year old learning to play a violin makes ya wanna scream inside.

Was the cookie literally awesome too?

Emotional blackmail at its best

Is his name 5 like in Stranger Things

🥰🥰

Kids make no sense XD

Then slightly presses her collar: Scotty, beam me up.

Don't leave us hanging! What were they fighting over????

Hahahah!!! I love this so much.

🥰🥰😅

One can hope

honestly i would want the crape

Oh, crape.

His kid asks for crepes, the dad doesn't know how to make them...AND HE LOOKS UP A RECIPE!!? I guess I'm a different kind of dad. My kid would get cereal

Glad he didn't ask for "a big bowl of 'Cap".

And that's how he decided how delicious crepes are?

My youngest had a blue spoon. That spoon was god, and woe to he who could not produce the spoon when demanded.