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It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This January (50 Pics)
Parenting is full of constant surprises. Some of them appear when you find qualities you didn’t know were in you. One example might be the unexpected inner peace in a moment of total chaos around the house. It might also be the Hulk-like strength when your kid is in danger or the ninja-like reflexes when they are asleep. In some cases, it is the sudden ability to write material good enough for a parenthood-themed comedy show.
Here at Bored Panda, we appreciate the creative input moms and dads provide for the online community. Therefore, we have created a list of some of their best humorous statements that perfectly portray life as a parent.
If you’re done scrolling through these Tweets from January, make sure to check out our December edition for more.
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Mickysixxx 3 years ago
Hahaha I tell my students "none of you are smart enough to be master criminals so probably best you just listen in class". I work in a school for at risk teens
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Mickysixxx 3 years ago (edited)
Haha my daughter turned 6yrs old for an entire year she was asked by her uncle's "how old are you?" She'd say "six" then "Your sick? What's wrong?" When she turned 7yrs "you want some devon?" 8yrs "I know we're mates" haha drives her nuts but what are uncles for?
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ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 3 years ago (edited)
don't let him see you break the spaghetti. actually, don't break it at all. Who does that? edit: if it's a small pot just let the bottom cook and it will slide in 😭
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
My friend, Mansa Musa looks at the pile of gold your kids think you have in the bank, and thinks it would be ridiculous to have that much money.
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FakeOptimist 3 years ago
Can confirm. Out of observation of friends/siblings, thankfully, being an uncle can be tiring enough for me.
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Zane Lumagrowl 3 years ago (edited)
I'm 27 and I still have this conversation with my mom! Love you mom but also I have a space heater in my office so I think I can avoid frostbitten ankles lol
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Betta Fish 3 years ago
When I was 3 I released the parking brake and ended up in our across the street neighbor's driveway. I could drive! (Only if there is another driveway perfectly parallel to ours but still)
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Telepathetic 3 years ago
They'll just Spoil them Rotten and send them back for YOU to deal with' ("But Grandma Lets us.....)
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Marvelous Rex 3 years ago
My sister and I were both in college when she was setting up my dad's first email account. She was like, we should put his display name as something funny since you really don't notice it when you log in, but it will show up on outgoing emails. He went 6 months before he realized his display name was "Weiner Toucher". The best part was, we knew he had sent some emails to my aunt so we told her the story and she goes "OH, that's what those were! I thought it was some kind of porn, so I deleted them." LOL
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Betta Fish 3 years ago
Looks for the remote in their hands after walking downstairs and not even picking up the remote. "It's lost we all gonna die"
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Marvelous Rex 3 years ago
Ugh been there. One time, both parents forgot I stayed after school for football practice and I had no access to a phone (no pay phone, coaches had already locked up and left.) I waited around for 3 hours, until finally one of the lunch ladies who knew my parents and didn't live far from me, gave me a ride home. My sister always said how happy she and my brothers were when I got my license, because they didn't have to be embarrassed by being the last ones to leave or having to get a ride from a coach because no one picked them up. I knew how much it sucked, so I always got there on time.
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Mickysixxx 3 years ago (edited)
Comedy gold right there! I had an elderly teacher in the school i work in try to explain to the class why its NOT funny to draw penis' on everything lol I did step in for the kids and say "well, there is graffiti in many ancient cultures where they drew them people have found them funny for a long time". Im not encouraging this but the kid in me giggles, She sees the funny side now lol
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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 3 years ago
We have family breakfast on Saturdays, then again, my brother and I are past the Chaotic Little Kid stage
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Nurichwersonst 3 years ago
Maybe he has thrown something in the trash that he don't wants you to know and now he brings the trash down himself immediately so you won't find it... 🤫🤷♀️ (sorry if my grammar is bad - it's not my native language 😅)
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Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
I was just getting over the last disease they brought home that I suffered through over Xmas, then they go back and I've been sick about 90% of January - it's been delightful
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
My laser tech says she often has people fall asleep during laser hair removal. I said "But it HURTS" and she shrugged and said people are tired which fair.
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What does this button do? 3 years ago
We have an easy system - the teenager is tasked with folding them when the laundry is done. My wife takes the folded towels and rolls them. I stay out of the way and do what I'm told (which doesn't involve towels). It's simple, but it works!
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OnAFreakingRollercoaster 3 years ago
Consider yourself lucky you got a warning. My kids go from sweet to a**holes in about 3 seconds
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KDav 3 years ago
My mom had to buy me a second set of my favorite outfit because I refused to wear anything else. Light teal sweatshirt and darker teal sweatpants. One of the sweatshirts had a tiny iron-on animal right over the heart, but I can't remember if it was a bear (which would have made sense since that's my favorite animal) or a raccoon. It's been a really long time.
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Sad Quokka 3 years ago
Mmmmm, pasta... Random fact - I eat 17 X more pasta than the average person. Upvote for pasta 🤣
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Michelle Brandt 3 years ago
I"m constantly asking my kids "are you sure?" because I had this same situation last Thursday.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
My nephew absolutely hated to sleep. He would fight with every fiber of his being to stay awake. Like kid, your jumper and Bubbleguppies will still be here as will all your other toys; I swear you're not missing out on anything. He's gotten better and finally has a decent sleep schedule; he turns 5 in March
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
The dead listen to you. They are not sentient, so cannot ask the question "WHY?".
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FloralDangerNoodle 3 years ago
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark...
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
I used to work in a library and I remember a Mum coming in all shocked and she said "These are on time, they were all in the book bag where they're supposed to be". We assured her it probably wouldn't happen again.
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Christy Long 3 years ago
How the heck would anyone under the age of 50 understand the reference ?
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James016 3 years ago
The other night as my son was saying goodnight to mummy, he went to give her a kiss on the cheek. I saw him climb on to her, put his face on her cheek and......."m'lem". Yesterday we went out for lunch locally, took him to the toilet as he said he didn't need to go, pees continuously for about 40 seconds and then asks quite loudly: "Do I show off my penis in the bathroom?" And finally, last night, he comes down about 9.30 and just stands in front of us. We ask why he has come down, he thinks for a moment, grabs a toy trains and says that he needs it. He's walking off to back up, stops and says: "Oh wait, I nearly forgot you" and tries to pull me off the sofa.
James016 3 years ago
The other night as my son was saying goodnight to mummy, he went to give her a kiss on the cheek. I saw him climb on to her, put his face on her cheek and......."m'lem". Yesterday we went out for lunch locally, took him to the toilet as he said he didn't need to go, pees continuously for about 40 seconds and then asks quite loudly: "Do I show off my penis in the bathroom?" And finally, last night, he comes down about 9.30 and just stands in front of us. We ask why he has come down, he thinks for a moment, grabs a toy trains and says that he needs it. He's walking off to back up, stops and says: "Oh wait, I nearly forgot you" and tries to pull me off the sofa.
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