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50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Parenting Tweets Of The Month (February Edition)
There are many things that can make being a parent easier, including plenty of patience, lots of love, and a great sense of humor. So if you’re a mom or dad out there who knows the daily struggle of getting your little ones to eat breakfast or make it through the day without a meltdown, know that you’re not alone.
In fact, there are plenty of other parents out there who have been sharing their hilarious mishaps and adventures online, so below, you’ll find some of the best parenting tweets of the month. Enjoy scrolling through them, if you can manage to read any without having to change a diaper or clean up spilled milk, and be sure to upvote all of the tales you find amusing or painfully relatable.
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Shark Lady 3 years ago
I had the most lazy baby ever, I spent so much time in hospital having her movements checked because I never felt them. She's 23 now and still lazy!
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Clown fish 3 years ago
Make sure you repay that favour with a drum kit that fire's slim and gilter when you beat it
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RagDollLali 3 years ago
Going straight for the important questions, that's what matters in life
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
why... is he implying that they are from an ancient time, the long-long ago?
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sproutdidydoodah 3 years ago
pfft- no. honestly, this is so ridiculous. you think that because your kid got a big star, it means she's gonna be a doctor? haha, no. she's going to be a highly sucessfull lawyer.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Somehow, after reading this, I want to play Enter Sandman to the kid XP
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Nayla Kanaan 3 years ago
I mean yeah with all the fidget spinning scholarships coming their way
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
Tell them about genetics and laugh in the evil villain laugh when they realise that you are implying they will also grow one.
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Chocolate llama 3 years ago (edited)
I mean, don't judge her, it's not like you also didn't do any "plannings" in February for her birthday to be in November...
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Feathered Dinosaur 3 years ago
I went to the dentist's in my pajama bottoms. They were tie-dyed in all colors of the rainbow
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Feathered Dinosaur 3 years ago
The magic land of Target where wives get lost and husbands despair
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David Martin 3 years ago
A few years ago, dating a woman out of state, I noticed during one visit that she bare owned any silverware, which was a problem considering there was her, her two children (13 and 15), plus me at the time. So after I came back home, I ordered her a full eight table setting set of new silverware. My next visit? 2 spoons, 4 knives, and 3 forks, total. No, she doesn't know how either
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
I use squint averages. You take their temperature, squint at the results and squint at them, then repeat 4 more times. Decide which result sounds right and squint at them and tell them they have been diagnosed with a forehead
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Nayla Kanaan 3 years ago
when I was like 4 I ate ice cream straight out of the carton while it was still in the freezer I got caught because I left the spoon in the freezer lol master criminal I was not
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Feathered Dinosaur 3 years ago
Children always fight against the best things on earth like eating or sleeping
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Mike Crow 3 years ago (edited)
My teenaged son’s girlfriend messaged me and asked that I buy her something so her parents don’t find out. After some panic, a negative test, and a stern reminder of the benefits of protection, life goes on.
Mars 3 years ago
I'm glad she can trust you, and also yea wrap it up folks :)
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RajunCajun 3 years ago
I never thought I would ever have to tell my 5 daughter we do not pee in cup holders.
Julie Ann Al buzbeba 3 years ago (edited)
Went to check on my 3 1/2 yr old son because the house was suddenly VERY quiet...which of course made me VERY nervous! I saw him coming out of my bedroom really fast so without saying anything I went right into my bedroom. I looked everywhere but could not figure out what he had been doing. Until I turned around to leave the room and just happened to look at the inside of our white bedroom door. The whole entire door was covered in giant swirls and circles and done in every crayon color of the rainbow. I went and got my son...brought him to the room and showed him the door. I kept calm, pointed at the wonderful new artwork on the door, and asked him who did that....??? He looked at me with a complete straight face and just said DADA. I said Dada did this? And he shrugged his shoulders, said YUP...and left the room. Boy did I give it to Dada when he got home that night!!! Right in front of our son!
Mike Crow 3 years ago (edited)
My teenaged son’s girlfriend messaged me and asked that I buy her something so her parents don’t find out. After some panic, a negative test, and a stern reminder of the benefits of protection, life goes on.
Mars 3 years ago
I'm glad she can trust you, and also yea wrap it up folks :)
Load More Replies... RajunCajun 3 years ago
I never thought I would ever have to tell my 5 daughter we do not pee in cup holders.
Julie Ann Al buzbeba 3 years ago (edited)
Went to check on my 3 1/2 yr old son because the house was suddenly VERY quiet...which of course made me VERY nervous! I saw him coming out of my bedroom really fast so without saying anything I went right into my bedroom. I looked everywhere but could not figure out what he had been doing. Until I turned around to leave the room and just happened to look at the inside of our white bedroom door. The whole entire door was covered in giant swirls and circles and done in every crayon color of the rainbow. I went and got my son...brought him to the room and showed him the door. I kept calm, pointed at the wonderful new artwork on the door, and asked him who did that....??? He looked at me with a complete straight face and just said DADA. I said Dada did this? And he shrugged his shoulders, said YUP...and left the room. Boy did I give it to Dada when he got home that night!!! Right in front of our son!
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