50 Of The Funniest Memes From The ‘Queen Savage’ IG Page

This was me yesterday - booked a class in a wine haze on Friday night - cancelled it yesterday, thought I should at least go to the gym, sat on my butt all day watching Ghosts

I'm a tall person with a bad back. I get things off high shelves for short people so they don't have to climb. Short people get things for me off of low shelves so I don't have to bend over.

OI! BEV! BEV?! BEV, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?! BEEEEVVVVVV!!!!

Yay! 😍😍😍

So Steve Harvey and Dora had a child?

Every damn day. 😅

Haha - Sooo relatable. 😁

Sometimes is 15. I am this person.

Ahh he is doing the follow my finger with your eyes stuff I thought he got up there to show him his middle finger 😂

Actually I do. She looks pretty chill.

huge ^^

Happy Happy Happy..... HappyHappyHappyHappyyyy

How can it be so true!!!!

...followed by "I have nothing to wear" 😅

Oh yeah. And then he gets sulky because you didn't console him.

I do not like this picture. DO NOT HURT THE DOGGY!

I saw a guy drop and break all his bottles of beer in a crate like that walking to his car from the beer store. The F**K must've been heard throughout the whole city.

truueeee, unfair genetic !

I have no idea what this means. I’m assuming I’m just old…

Tragically, my dog ate my camera cord. Is what I tell people. For many years.

Told my friend to dump his cheating a*s and still got invited to the wedding.

Me.

What us it about adorable black kids that look like old men? It's sumpin!

Right, so what I'm seeing here is someone who doesn't learn from past mistakes

Lunch today. With crackers.

Ok....left Kewpie is cute....but right Kewpie .....NOOOPE! Eff to the nope to the nope nope ÑOPE

Fifty Shades of Bubbles

But that's not a watch...

I was never the "I love you guys" drunk; I was always giving unsolicited advice and taking off my top.

Splenda daddy

Even when you glue claws to your finger tips?

Afternoon delight for sure!!

That's why you get a sample to test out in daylight first (should be possible with expensive ones)

Guess what I did

the blobfish slippers!!

It's not dumb. It's called being happy despite circumstances. It's a skill.

And we are so glad too, now get the funk outta my way.

That's a keeper!

so cute

Meanwhile, she's waiting for you to get your act together so you can be a millionaire and hopes you'll spoil her, too. The cycle never ends.

My wife once bite me during sleep. I woke up yelling and she was mad cause i also woke up, she says i was fighting this b***h in a dream !!

When you look at a man like that because he is a prince and has money. And your a Z list celebrity desperate for fame 😒🙄

Women should be doing this more often... equality and all that ;) i mean when it's their partner of course, not some random guy in the street

what is going on

And if you wear it and everyone agrees you look better in it, than you get to keep it! Fabulous.

Whatever. I'm 49 and I love playing with all my makeup and eyeshadow pallets for fun.

It's like being at the optometrist.

I've heard of low angle pics, but that's taking it a little far. 🤣

The classic "I used to think you were annoying and stuck-up" while watching Gilmore Girls at 2am with crackers and cheese and chocolate

I get this treatment from my mom all the time. I know how s****y that feels on the other end. That's one thing I try not to subject my guy to. Just communicate what you want. It works better at the end of the day.

And when the snots come out be ready with the tissues and chocolate

My best friend and I in high school had to call each other about what we were wearing because after a while we started showing up in basically the same outfit like the god damned Bobsey Twins.

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Just move to NY and tell them you are an illegal alien, problem solved!!

I’m the friend who people show theirs to

Do girls really pay that much attention?

i just received a text from my wife "did you kiss me before leaving this morning ?" I did not. But i'm not sure if i'm gonna lie cause she was sleeping or if it's a trap.

I read that in Quinn's voice.

Maybe an attitude problem then!

I have pretty weird sense of humor, but what the f**k!!??

Why do women seem to consider it a flex to disqualify men based on a single physical trait? I mean guys care about looks, too... But this internet trend about hating on short guys seems so aggressively shallow. (I'm 5'10" and married, so I'm writing this merely an observer.)