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Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)
Interview With Artist
Matt Shirley is a legend, a visual genius, and a master of social insight. Odds are that you know of his work even if you aren’t aware of his name. His creative and hilarious charts have been gracing social media sites for years, and you’re bound to have stumbled upon one of his creations. They’re as quirky as they are funny. And they’re incredibly relatable (even if some of us won’t say it aloud).
We’re not the only ones who think so. A whopping 419k people follow Matt on Instagram, waiting for his hottest new graph doodles, straight off the digital press. We really wanted to show you what the artist’s been up to recently, so we’ve collected his best newest doodles to share with you, dear Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your fave graphs, and be sure to follow Matt on social media. Why? Because he’s awesome and we know you love his stuff.
Bored Panda reached out to Matt to see how he's doing, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. Read on to see how he feels about his popularity, what he does to stay creative, and why consistency in posting might not be the only thing that new content creators should focus on.
Oh, and if you can’t get enough of the artist’s funny and honest charts about being a real-life human being, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. When you’re done with this list, check out Bored Panda’s earlier features about his work here, here, and here.
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Matt is still over the moon that people enjoy his charts. "I'm very excited people still find my stuff to be entertaining," he told Bored Panda via email.
"I've always been worried that my content would be for a specific time and place and then people would get tired of it and move on but so far I've been able to keep it fresh and explore different topics that people seem to like," he shared some of his hopes and fears.
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The creator was very candid with us that he's "always worried about losing the creative edge," as well as doing only the things that are easy. It's an issue that many artists must feel like they've had to tackle at some point in their careers.
"I've run into this quite a few times over my career. I will find myself a little burnt out and not seeing my content as very funny which usually means I need to try to switch it up and get out of my comfort zone. In theory, I always want to try new things, new mediums, new topics, but in practice, it's a lot harder to get yourself to do this," he explained.
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Existing Panda(Lazy_Panda) 3 years ago
My favorite is "I just got a text: my dog got assaulted by the mailman"
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"I gotta run, my dog is splitting an atom in my backyard. Yes, I did say my dog, he's very smart and creative even without the opposable thumbs. Of course I've spoken to him, he understands what a nuclear winter is but it still seems to intrigue him."
Paul C. 3 years ago
I just got a text, Amber Heard, peed on a little girls lemonade stand. Just after Joe Biden came back to life.
CatsWearingHats 3 years ago
Hey sorry, my Harry Potter cardboard cutout just came back to life,
Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
Give your family my best because Joe Biden peed on a little bit girl's lemonade stand.
🦩Laneypooh🦩 3 years ago
Look over there! my imaginary girlfriend just peed on a little girls lemonade stand
Agent 8433599 3 years ago (edited)
I wish I could talk with you Bored Pandas, but . . . my Harry Potter cardboard cutout . . . peed on a little girl's lemonade stand! 😬
David Brown 3 years ago
Thanks allot. I just spent an hour reading all the possibilities to myself.
Johanna she/her 3 years ago
Look over there! My imaginary girlfriend fell into my neighbor’s pool
Remen Zack 3 years ago
A cording to the list, I pick this for an excuse; It's been great talking to you but my mother just broke into my house 😂
Icedragocat 3 years ago
Its been great talking to you but a mall santa just broke into my houe XD
Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 3 years ago
Ok this sounds like Amber Heard: Sorry to interrupt but Amber Heard just broke into my house and s**t on my bed. LOL 😂
Madelyn Jeffords 3 years ago
I just got a text: my imaginary girlfriend just broke into my house
Melissa Johnson 3 years ago
My favorite random one so far: "Look over there! Joe Biden fell in the neighbor's pool!" 🤣🤣🤣
Juachelle Echols 3 years ago
Watch Superfruit, ‘99 Ways to Ditch Your Date’ on YT. Hilarious stuff! Then stay and check out their music videos. Guy.exe and Goodbye from Lonely are great starters. 🥰
Metallicd3ath 3 years ago
I always like to go for the ridiculous ones. "Sorry to do this, but my high school basketball team just came back to life." There's a lot of great options but there's so much implied with that one. "Why are you sorry to do this? Your high school basketball team was dead? The whole team is being ressurected?"
Kurt Cocaine 3 years ago
Idk if anyone said this already but this shod be made into what excuse you get based on name/age/zodiac sign/etc make ones for yourself and look what your friends wod get fun for the whole family!!!
gila the night/sand 3 years ago
*other person is talking* Me: sorry to interrupt you but my Harry Potter cardboard cutout peed on a little girl’s lemonade stand
Izzy Hartman 3 years ago
Ummm... Look over there! A mall Santa peed on a little girl's lemonade stand.
Time2Roll86🇺🇦 3 years ago
“Sorry to interrupt you but Amber Heard peed on a little girl’s lemonade stand”
RaeLynn Lyons 3 years ago
Lol, imagine telling someone with a straight face "Give your family my best because Joe Biden peed on a little girl's lemonade stand" 😂
Josurf 3 years ago
I wish I could talk but Amber Heard just peed on a little girl's lemonade stand.
Isaac Harvey 3 years ago
Sorry to interrupt you, but my high school basketball team got assaulted by the mailman. / Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl’s lemonade stand(should this really be unexpected?).
Kaleb Kunzler 3 years ago
"Give your family my best because Amber Heard just peed on a little girls lemonade stand." This must be the best option. :)
Michele Lein 3 years ago
Amber Heard in the neighbor's pool is the best! Guaranteed to get any "Colin Robinsons" attentions off of you and onto the next "energy meal". (Referencing the series 'What We Do In The Shadows'.)
AngelWingsYT 3 years ago
I just got a text. A mall santa peed on a little girls lemonade stand
April Pickett 3 years ago
Yea! Pull this out when you want to leave. You might even let the other person choose the scenario.
Curtis Mulry 3 years ago
Give your family my best because Amber Heard peed on a little girls lemonade stand.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
This is great! I could read through the possibilities all afternoon long!
Dirk Daring 3 years ago
"Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemonade stand" would actually be credible.
Shraddha Krishnan 3 years ago (edited)
Look over there, my harry Potter cardboard cutout, just came back to life..... Perfect👍
Bubble Purple Tea! 3 years ago
i gotta run, Amber Heard, isn't going to make it !!!!!!! hahahahahaha
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 3 years ago
Randomly chose three with my eyes closed, so “Give your family my best because Joe Biden peed on a little girl’s lemonade stand”
Freddy M. (He/Him) 3 years ago
I gotta run, my Harry Potter cardboard cutout just came back to life
Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
Sorry to do this but my mother just broke into my house. Yeah she's very worried about whether I'm eating right
Return of Saturn 3 years ago
"It was great talking to you, but my imaginary girlfriend peed on a little girl's lemonade stand"
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
I wish I could talk but my Harry Potter cardboard cutout peed on a little girls lemonade stand
Bill Murray 3 years ago
It’s been great talking to you, but Joe Biden got assaulted by the mailman
Hades (but good) 3 years ago
Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemonade stand
Sylvia Schmitz 3 years ago
I usually just say that I've got to go to the loo. If I feel particularly posh I do it the Downton way: Heavens, is that the time already? I mustn't keep you!
Ellen Hsuan 3 years ago
i wish i could talk but my harry potter cardboard cutout peed on a little girl's lemonade stand, gotta run!
Miz Chelle 3 years ago
My fave: Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemonade stand! And adding my own.. "She really needs to start potty training. 🙄 "
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago (edited)
Give your family my best because my high school basketball team is splitting an atom in my backyard
Ashley Conover 3 years ago (edited)
Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemomade stand. Soumds like something she'd do.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
I think a lot of these would be more believable if Biden was swapped for Trump
Bored Panda also wanted to get Matt's opinion on discipline, considering how consistently he makes and posts content. It's a character feature that many artists would give a lot for.
"I know a lot of people say consistency is key but I think that's a bit overstated. Of course, you don't want to go a year without posting but to take a month or week or day off is not a big deal. It's much more important for the content to be quality," he said that there has to be a happy balance between consistency and quality.
"For me, I treat it as my job and at this point, it's not too difficult to come up with an idea or two every day," he said.
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I wish people would just accept an email attachment it is so pathetic this thing of filling out the same contents over and over. I mean why bother having a resumé in the first place then??
During a previous chat with Bored Panda, Matt told us that he’s “always loved” things that are related to visuals and design. He said that it was a natural fit for him to try and do something similar on his Instagram page.
“Sometimes, it is a challenge to keep motivated, but the good thing about charts is that you can pretty much do one on any topic,” he shared with us.
“I'm not confined to a certain field of expertise which helps with inspiration. If I'm not feeling inspired to create something on a certain topic, I can always look in the complete opposite direction for something that activates the creative juices,” Matt opened up to Bored Panda about how he keeps the creativity flowing.
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Charts are a great medium for sharing humor with people. They’re very to-the-point and pack a lot of punch in bite-sized bits of content.
“I like charts because they don't require a lot of reading and there's an inherent discovery process whenever you are trying to figure out what a chart is trying to depict, whether it's for entertainment or data-driven,” the artist told us.
“The only limitations I've found are with the types of jokes you can include. If you want long-winded setups and character-driven jokes then charts are definitely going to be difficult to work with,” Matt explained that charts allow for concise and snappy jokes, nothing too deep.
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Existing Panda(Lazy_Panda) 3 years ago
This isn't true for me, but I have friends who have parents like this 😆
Meanwhile, during a couple of more recent talks with Bored Panda, the chart and graph virtuoso revealed that “it’s actually quite difficult” keeping up with current events. Sure, they might make for great content, but being up-to-date with all the freshest news, all the time can be exhausting. Matt picks and chooses what he engages with.
“I tend to not pay attention to the news too awfully much because I find that it's not exactly great for my mental health, so I have to pick and choose the types of current events I talk about with my charts,” he told Bored Panda
“In general. I like to do things that are light-hearted so it's natural that some of the more light-hearted news stories are right up my alley. And then, of course, I can always draw off my own experiences, whether it's working from home or dealing with isolation or my thoughts on anxiety,” he shared a glimpse into his creative process with us.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I exist in the lawful good and I am annoyed by anyone who is outside of that.
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Eirik Johnsbråten 3 years ago (edited)
Living with anxiety, it's mostly green and pink for me. And no yellow. Definitely no yellow.
When Matt first started out venturing into the world of digital virality on Instagram, he was drawing his charts on whiteboards. However, he eventually upgraded and went fully digital.
“This worked great at first, but eventually I found that I would often make mistakes that were almost impossible to fix on a whiteboard and I moved to more graphic design charts,” he said.
According to Matt, going fully digital has allowed him to be more flexible. Now he can draw multiple things each day. Moreover, he can reuse certain templates, “so I don't have to measure and draw the same pie charts or tables over and over again.”
In other words, digital art makes the entire work process much faster. Besides, Matt enjoys the variety of colors that he can use digitally. You just can’t get the same effect with whiteboard markers.
“I absolutely didn't expect anything when I started. But it's very nice to find out that other people see the world in the same way I do,” the creator said that he never expected his chart art to take off as much as it did.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I do like football/soccer a lot....but you just can't beat a good afternoon nap.
Not everything that Matt draws ends up on social media, even though he draws pretty much every single day. He feels that some of his charts aren’t “up to snuff” and end up in his computer archive, never to see the light of day. He feels that the content that genuinely makes him laugh will make others laugh as well.
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Monique Reed 3 years ago
It's missing 1) the other circling cars looking for a spot and beating you to all of them 2) the giant pickup or other rude vehicle taking up two spaces, 3) the reserved spots (needed for folks with limited mobility and/or kids) but currently empty, 4) the space with something broken or spilled that you don't want to chance driving through, and 5) the "empty" space that turns out to be a cart return.
So, Pandas, which of these charts were your faves? Which ones resonated with you the most and why? Cuz, we gotta say, we relate to most of Matt's work. Do you have any ideas that you wish the artist would illustrate in the near future? Tell us all about it (and more!) in the comment section at the bottom of this list.
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Peacemaker21 3 years ago
The purple is wrong, the line should go straight up vertical at the starts and ends
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Shyla Clay 3 years ago
Sleep I needed but didn't get because I was playing stupid games on my phone would be pretty high for me.
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Time Lady Donna 3 years ago
That's okay. I need to hear that. And when I am the one affirming people's hard work I mostly make their days.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago (edited)
We had some really bad sex ed in school. It was more of a "don't do it!!!" rather than a "this is what you need to know".
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pink_panda 3 years ago
Unfortunately, this is basically how everyone processes information. We are wired to make emotional decisions and then rationalize them. An ongoing goal of humanity is to be able to make more decisions rationally, but we backslide frequently...
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Lucy Reeves 3 years ago
I feel so lucky to live in England where all that stuff is done automatically and I don't have to worry about it. And free healthcare.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago
These are all the places that are nothing like the rest of their state, and yet people who haven't been there assume they must be the epitome of that state
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
My self worth really takes a hit every time I visit LinkedIn. I like their job search thing but damn, seeing everyone that's doing astronomically better than you while you search for a job that utilizes even 20% of your degree isn't fun.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 3 years ago
And a "Sorry For Your Loss" card (with an envelope that's too small) because all of the Mothers' day cards are already gone.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago
So, mostly the people on the north part of the map would rather be cold, and the people on the south would rather be hot, as if they're satisfied with the choice they made to live there. And then there's this weird section in the middle where everything is flipped around and the people want the opposite of how the weather often is. I wonder why. Is it humidity? Is it because of temperature extremes?
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Jordan Rogers 3 years ago
Why does it feel like this explains so much of our lives? It kinda makes me sad. (quietly laughs through the pain)
Jason Cosby 3 years ago
It makes me sad to know that every decade in my life I thought I would have it all figured out by the next decade but it never happens. These graphs at least let me know I’m not alone
Neir Lucan 3 years ago
It's disturbing how much it makes me feel better to know others suffer this way...
Jordan Rogers 3 years ago
Why does it feel like this explains so much of our lives? It kinda makes me sad. (quietly laughs through the pain)
Jason Cosby 3 years ago
It makes me sad to know that every decade in my life I thought I would have it all figured out by the next decade but it never happens. These graphs at least let me know I’m not alone
Neir Lucan 3 years ago
It's disturbing how much it makes me feel better to know others suffer this way...
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