30 Of The Best Memes From “Funny Recruiter” Instagram Page

I have worked 20+ years in retail. I had, and those who also work/have worked in retail, a special retail smile

ME!

What they want vs what they're willing to pay

Lol

Pretty but useless. Structural and serves a purpose.

That's a luxury for many people that have worked in a call centre.

Just a normal day then?

I'm a teacher. If I EVER said what I really think, I would be out of a job the same day I started.

Lol

Meeting that unemployment application quota requirement - sad.

Me not on a zooom call, people=...., me on a zoom call, people=, imma vaccum now

The most accurate thing I've seen in a long time as a Sr. Recruiter.

No, you often just run on automatic mode.

Corgi❣️❣️❣️

accurate AF

R.I.P

Not gonna lie, that doggo is adorable

Ghosting is the first thing they learn

RIP Matthew Perry 😢

Pants need to be lower and has to be wearing a baseball hat backwards.

Looks good to me

This is an adorable picture! That little girl just can't believe he's cheating on her! That poor, little shocked face!

Again my kitty and the dog 🤣

If you stop expecting people with 1000 years experience who'd abandon their families and work for free, we'd probably stop lying as well.

Lol

No random flying ostriches? Amateur

That's a golden buzzer right there for the company that offer a crappy job. that lose 8-10 employees per week.

i can't wait for that!

"Your hired, your hired, everyone's hired!"

Perfwct pix

You're going to need a bigger glass.

I feel this.

Lol

That’s how I START each day!

🤘 ?

Kanyeee

I've had some recruiters that feel like they're really advocating for me, and even cheering for me. Some have given me pointers on fixing my resume too. I feel bad when I don't get the job offer from a hiring manager though. Like I let them down :(

Exactly

Are you supposed to send more than one? verything is digital now. Why would they need multiple?

Even "Sorry, we are not interested" or "Sorry, we decided to hire somebody else" is way better than no reply at all.

"Junk mail"

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Well, giving them the pay range before could have saved you both the trouble..

What now?

OoooOh… is that a salary range for the open position in there? So cute!

Does anyone take a LinkedIn blast seriously?

Is the recruiter taking a cut of the employees pay or so?