50 Amusing Memes To Keep You Entertained, As Shared By This Instagram Page

We need to hear more like this is such negative times.

Yikes!

True love that.

Hah imagine having friends

No steaks are too high if we stick together

All the time.

I think this is the best wedding photo ever 6C7650060-...0ec3bf.jpg

I was allowed to live, period. Not necessarily there.

I like this

If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

Patsy Cline and The Pretenders. Great Shower Karaoke.

Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

Do it now!

Or pets (bunnies in my case).

Three paws also an option.

Oh, that's sad but true.

What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts

that was smooth AF

God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there

yes

My brother had asthma really bad when he was young and my parents just kept on chain smoking away. Tf is wrong with you ffs.

Thats a keeper lol

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A good friend asks "you alright?" before laughing.

Wait, you get 30 minutes? Lucky...

"What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.

Sounds like fun to me. And mainly this is hiding the below comments.

And that is a smart Dad

Can't remember ever hearing of that....

Yup. Then I married him. Best thing in my life.

He looks like a bobble head!

the poot lmao

Necessary context, character backstory and vocabulary or history lesson

That's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, a very funny movie-centric YouTube channel. They've had a whole saga about that photo.

Every. F*****g. Day.

And this photo was from quite a few years ago. Her baby is probably a preteen by now...now I need to go Google it

Or a kitty with death claws

Rude to everyone. I don't discriminate.

Same thing for them

If I said this to my mum I would die

Yarn't

Point it out to your professor and watch him squirm as he tries to explain it away

More like Frida, Satur, Su

To be fair, my dog isn't going to tell anyone else.

Tell me about it

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Is this a vaccine scar? I have one on my left shoulder from elementary school (they actually gave us shots right there, on the premises).

But sometimes shutting down is safer because the words in the argument can never be taken back. And they cut deep and permanently into my soul. That was my experience with my parents. The s**t they've said to me over the decades? I wouldn't even say that to someone I didn't like. Anyways. That's my two cents'.

Can relate.

At the 7-11 I worked at, we only had room for half a shelf of bread, delivered on Friday. Every weekend in summer we'd get bought out in an hour because people wanted to feed the bread to the ducks in the park across the street. So we got 50 pound bags of cracked corn, separated it into a couple cups each in small paper bags and sold the bags for like $2 a bag. The ducks ate healthy food, we didn't run out of bread, and the store made money. So what did corporate do when they found out? Told us we couldn't do this any longer. So the ducks ate bread again and we had to listen to people complain because we were out of bread all week. Talk about your birdbrained corporations. Southland Corp, that's you.

Or that we dropped the kid down the dumb-waiter to try to unjam it and now they're both stuck.

Or an older brother.

I hates that smug little shite, along with tweety pie, road runner and yankee doodle pidgeon.

A customer with a sharpie.

Sure, just let me search up how much a HALO jump costs

WebMD: Cancer

Some friends ARE the family. 🙂

that's really matter.

Hey look, at least you're not adult ants

Nah, baby, you're capable of putting the pieces back together yourself. It doesn't take a partner.

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Please teach me how to do this.

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I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Honestly Dewey just went through everything, as the youngest he had no choice

I say this every morning to my coffee.