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You know what's worse than telling a joke and hearing the crickets chirp afterward? The moment, when you thought, that someone else was struck by a case of misinterpretation of a joke, was utterly wrong or knew nothing, only to find out, that all this time it was you who was a captain obvious. For these funny people, whose unfortunate stories we have compiled below, it happened in such a hard way that the funny jokes they have missed turned even better after. Let it be proper condolence if it ever has happened to you, too.

From simply missing a classic short joke to firmly believing that somewhere in the world babies do get boiled during a religious feast instead of being submerged into holy water. From blowing best puns to misquoting famous people, these slightly dim-witted folks surely bit nails after posting their comments wanting to appear smarter than they are.

Some of these people need a bit of training in their sense of humor department, while others will need to learn not to jump too high. Nevertheless, it's kind of impossible to go through the hilarious entries without cringing. Scroll down to check out the good jokes before I spoil too much!

#1

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TropicalPanda
Community Member
8 years ago

THIS IS GOLDDDDD!!!!!!

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    #2

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    diane a
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I cannot ever see or hear the name Frankunsteen without seeing Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman in my head.

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    #3

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    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    WHOOOOSHHHHHH !!!!!!!

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    #4

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Welcome to the Joke.. xD xD!

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    #5

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    but hey. it really is an 'inside' joke. either that or theres just more to it than what meets the eye. ;)

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    #6

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    Selina Ali
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Clearly not that smart sweetheart...

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    #7

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    How can people not understand that its a joke?

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    #8

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That guy must be *humour blind*

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    #9

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    You really should read this with a Sean Connery accent

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    #10

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    WE ARE! AH-ALL - of waaaaaaalking aboooortions! ♬♪ (sorry, I had to)

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    #11

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "Lincoln quotes on the internet are fakes because there was no internet back then." - John F. Kennedy

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    #12

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I would like to know more about the evidence for the existence of a third bone.

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    #13

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    So many people who didn't get it *headdesk*

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    #14

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Well... maybe he is too young to know what that really is?

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    #15

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    At least, this person realised the joke. Give them credit.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

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    CbusResident
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And as I always wonder, since they've had so many Ted Talks when will there be a Ted Listens?

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    #17

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    8 years ago (edited)

    No way!!! This person's humour must have been removed by an evil wizard or something!

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    #18

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Nip it in the bud. Swipe left.

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    #19

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    comedy, they're trying to prove comedy.

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    #20

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That is one really sad bread, please stop cutting it!

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    #21

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    If the Irish pubs adopted this policy, they would do just fine, since half the people in the U.S. claim to be Irish.

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    #22

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    Ellis
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    *facepalm*

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    #23

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    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    #24

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    Venera Krasniqi
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    /whooooosh

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    #25

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    Selina Ali
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This one is epic 😂

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    #26

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The spelling rules are strong with this one...

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    #27

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The answer by purple7122 is symptomatic for so many discussions on the internet. Many people are so outraged by small errors that they cannot even see the bigger picture or, in this case, the joke. It’s as if his/her brain stopped processing any information after reading the words Star Trek.

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    #28

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And this was the original cesar salat. Cesar-sala...7b3aaf.jpg Cesar-salat-5b979c27b3aaf.jpg

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    #29

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    diane a
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What is Fornight - apart from 2 weeks in a row??

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    #30

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    999/100

    Eliiiiiza
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    1776/100

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    Emma B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "Freedom has no boundaries." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    1776% right

    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I love the reaction. LOL

    Erin Sheppard
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Freedom has no boundaries!!! lol

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    W***y Wonka chocolate mixer: 110%. Lol

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I love how "the blue" kept going with the freedom stuff! Maybe "the red" will get it after this?

    Abigail Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    does that mean i can fly?

    Blueberry Woofle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I give this post a 35/27

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I give 110% to my country!

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Love the final response.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    *facepalm*

    Olli Glx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Badaboom

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    ooohhhhhh bbbuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That's a strong and independent person. They don't need your help...

    Hypergamer 101
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    3000 iq

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    #31

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I've already posted this somewhere in BP, but what the hell: "There are 3 sorts of people in the world, those who know how to count, and those who don't!"

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    #32

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "Friendzone".... I'm tired of this word. If you act nice toward a woman just to get in her bed, you're not a nice guy nor a friend so, you're just in the "douchezone".

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    #33

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My sister's never seen a mirror that she didn't like.

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    #34

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago

    Tell us more...

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    #35

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Good grief needs help man. Dumb boi

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    #36

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Thanks, Obama! 😜

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    #37

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    Jolijn Njamin-Geurts van Kessel
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Or you didn't understand the sarcasm of the person responding to your joke?

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    #38

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Yep! I totally know a few women in my life who look like various kinds of dog breeds! Quit whining! ♥

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    #39

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    As an Australian, I can most vehementaly assure you that our toilest do flush in the opposite direction.

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    #40

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I weep. And not just for the responder...

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    #41

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This joke is sad though! :(

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    #42

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    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Or you.

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    #43

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    mind. blown.

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    #44

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Lol.. Nailed it!

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    #45

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Like that profile pic.

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    #46

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    S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Claps.

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    #47

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    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My textdoor neighbour has been giving out my number while going out for years... Get some interesting phonecalls sometimes.

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    #48

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sorry, Drake. The Scorpions were there first! ♥

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    #49

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    You can't bring in outside food. They want to charge you $5 for a bucket of day old popcorn covered in "butter."

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