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50 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of October
Parenting is all about love, balancing priorities, managing responsibilities... And being able to laugh about all of it, of course!
Twitter moms and dads are completely honest about raising their kids. What's more, they often confess their trials and tribulations in the funniest ways.
Just like every month, we've rounded up some of best tweets about about parenting, so upvote your favorite entries as you continue scrolling down, share your own funny stories in the comments, and check out Bored Panda's previous collections of funny parenting tweets here: September, August, July, May, April, March, February, and January.
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Zenozenobee 5 years ago
When my 4yo is angry at her 6yo brother, she goes for "aaaaahhh you're annoying like an adult!" and it's a really serious offense considering his expression.
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Path of Totality 5 years ago
Agreed. Plus, no 13-year-old kid wants to entertain his baby cousin.
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MustardLemon 5 years ago
Me being kind of a moody teenager now, my cousins, who i havent seen in person for like 1 yea, came for a visit. The oldest one preceeds to say "Why is she acting weird?" to my mom. My mom tells him its probably because im older now and im a teenager. and he goes "Oh i forgot how much i hate teenagers." :/ wow kid. Thanks.
Path of Totality 5 years ago
I'm sorry but if I was upset about something the LAST thing I'd want is an asshole kid saying that to me...
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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago
They should also not hurt their siblings, that's important. And the should share with them
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Bonnie Jarrett 5 years ago
Omg so true! I have a VERY sarcastic father and a VERY passive-aggressive mother. I'm the least-liked person...EVER lol.
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SirPatTheCat 5 years ago
Honestly I can’t see the point of preschool zoom. What would happen thats not detrimental to anyone involved? I have no idea how it would even work.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
Anyone who can mute my son has some incredible super powers, wish they wouldn’t be greedy and share their mystical magic.
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Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
No, it becomes, "Well, now you're going to school in something else that might look pretty silly...Oh, you suddenly remembered where you coat is?"
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Haha, this is 100% my both my kids. They would wear shorts rain, hail or shine.
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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
Friends complaining about the "terrible two" years shocked into silence when I told them the "terrible twos" were designed to prepare them for the teen years: picture a "terrible two" with car keys.
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E Menendez 5 years ago
Tell her you invited her, and she was still in your tummy and begin the lesson that way.
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Some Cool Guy 5 years ago
Ah the innocence of youth. On the plus side you can have ice-cream whenever you want.
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MantisGirl15 5 years ago
Is it just me, or do other people get anxiety when they see a movie or old picture where there is a crowd of people with no masks on?
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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago
Not only does she hurt physically, she also hurts psychically. So you get two damages for the price of one
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Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago
When my kid was three, she pointed at at an 80 year old and demanded very loudly 'WHY IS THAT GIRL SMOKING?! DOESN'T SHE KNOW SHE'LL GET CANCER?' and I got to see someone try to work out if they were offended or pleased.
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Pansexual-Pancake 5 years ago
kids used to always make the fire alarm to off to get out of class for three hours while we wait for a fire truck
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Marcia Cash 5 years ago
My toddler called water "nanoo". Once we were driving past the lake, she said "Look at the water!" so I turned around and praised her for saying the right word. Nope. She looked me straight in the eye and said "nanoo" and used it for another 6 months, deliberately, with a sarcastic look in her eye.
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E Menendez 5 years ago
Absolutely. Life became so much more pleasant once I realized it is so much easier if IDGAF.
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Astrid Nineor 5 years ago
Parenting done right. There is a soccer field right next to my garden, and all I hear is shouting and cursing
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MantisGirl15 5 years ago (edited)
The last one should read: "Did you look where your shoes are supposed to be kept?"
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Marcia Cash 5 years ago
Mama tells that we were driving in the car when I asked "Where do babies come from?" so she started a simple explanation a 3 year old could understand. Then I said "But what I really want to know is, what makes windshield wipers go back and forth?"
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
When we went to Florida my 11 year old would open his mouth every single time he went under with a wave. Every time. Actually he does it when we swim in the Tennessee River, too. It is automatic for him, go under water, open mouth.
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Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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Pansexual-Pancake 5 years ago
i lost a dang tooth and the "tooth fairy" still hasnt given me money ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS
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Red 5 years ago
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Marcia Cash 5 years ago
Kid says "I need a jelly sandwich" an hour before supper. So I explain the difference between "need" and "want". Kid hangs on a cabinet drawer screaming "I NEED a jelly sandwich!"
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
As long as she doesn't drive there, there nothing wrong with wine before soccer.
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
There's a lot of poop on social media, but these parent posts are brilliant.
Jacob Babashoff 5 years ago
Heh...we we're at some friends of ours, when their kid was seven, he had the habit of barely brushing his teeth then sending the unused toothpaste down the drain. So it clogged really good one day. So talking to his father who was about to do some heavy duty disgusting drain work. I say, "you know, probably should have your son help you". He stopped, looked at me and then called his son. He doesn't force the toothpaste down anymore. And we don't have kids...LOL!
Chris 5 years ago
Toothpaste that blocked a drain?! That ain't toothpaste. And how much are they using?!
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Geth 5 years ago
Yes. They all like their children. See, parenting can be a very hard job, and like all people with difficult jobs that they love, they make funny jokes about it to other people who do that job to bond and make the difficult parts easier.
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Remi Flynne 5 years ago
Worry more if she acts like a 6 year old when she's 16.
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Julie 5 years ago
Parents talk about these zoom fiascos...I find it strange. My child does Google classroom, and when doing Google meets, the school states that cameras are not to be turned on....and in all his school meets, its always been only his teacher and him. I think the country could learn from our VA school system.
Geth 5 years ago
Boy, that's a bad idea. The camera being on is literally the only way the teacher knows that the kids are paying attention or are actually even there.
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 5 years ago
There's a lot of poop on social media, but these parent posts are brilliant.
Jacob Babashoff 5 years ago
Heh...we we're at some friends of ours, when their kid was seven, he had the habit of barely brushing his teeth then sending the unused toothpaste down the drain. So it clogged really good one day. So talking to his father who was about to do some heavy duty disgusting drain work. I say, "you know, probably should have your son help you". He stopped, looked at me and then called his son. He doesn't force the toothpaste down anymore. And we don't have kids...LOL!
Chris 5 years ago
Toothpaste that blocked a drain?! That ain't toothpaste. And how much are they using?!
Load More Replies... Geth 5 years ago
Yes. They all like their children. See, parenting can be a very hard job, and like all people with difficult jobs that they love, they make funny jokes about it to other people who do that job to bond and make the difficult parts easier.
Load More Replies... Remi Flynne 5 years ago
Worry more if she acts like a 6 year old when she's 16.
Load More Replies... Julie 5 years ago
Parents talk about these zoom fiascos...I find it strange. My child does Google classroom, and when doing Google meets, the school states that cameras are not to be turned on....and in all his school meets, its always been only his teacher and him. I think the country could learn from our VA school system.
Geth 5 years ago
Boy, that's a bad idea. The camera being on is literally the only way the teacher knows that the kids are paying attention or are actually even there.
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