50 Parenting Memes To Read While Your Child Is Asleep

As an elder sister I can confirm this is true. Also yay I did the first comment!

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That's me when I just go to the bathroom. No privacy!

Teaching your kid to be good with his/her hands can be a double edged sword. I learned that from experience.

Hahaha, how evil.

this is extremely accurate. Could never get my nephew down in his crib, he always just ended up sleeping on my boobs. I held in many a full bladder so he could get a nap in!

You also haven't dressed up in so long you have no idea what the current style is.

That's because daddy removed the batteries while you where sleep xD

Going to the bathroom is a group activity once you have kids, hope you like an audience!

Its always the youngest one. The oldest one already knows better, and the middle one is too busy pouting to really care.

a husband is one of the kids !! you should know that !!

This is only true when there are three or more kids. The youngest always gets the attention and goodies, and is spoiled rotten. The first kid gets his goodies from being the most mature and hard working. But the middle kid is always the odd one out in any equation.

Having to convince them to get in the tub"I don't want to take a bath", then trying to convince them to get out "I don't want to get out!"

Next present: drums.

At least this still gives the parents some time to get reacquainted

lmao I'm an adult and I tell myself 'one more episode" and wake up the same way!

Oh no you didn't!

They only find out when they have kids of their own.

Haha!! Her look totally says it all. She's like "Are you sure you wanna know?"

But it's still so sweet, after they're grown ups, to hear them say "Hi Mom!" or text you like "Hey Mom, what's the recipe for that awesome (insert food here) you make?" <3 We do - but hearing *Mom* never gets old.

it's the same for all kids. not just toddlers.

When they look up because of the noise, but then magically lay their head back down. Talk about feeling extreme emotions in just two seconds.

so true...

Yep

Can't picture it better!

In that case, she's not paying close attention, or the little one hasn't thought of it yet. LOL!

That's actually a good idea. So many molesters out there these days. Don't trust just anyone.

Especially teenagers. Gear up buttercup.

#OHYES

But we love them with all our heart, for our whole life anyway :)

So true, or when you hear your mom on the phone, acting all nice, and your like wtf your never that nice.

They don't appreciate when your being nice they just want to push you till you yell and then they cry that your mean....

That`s why I think I`ll never have kids. If it`s a tiring job you do mainly at home, it`s not for me. I barely stand homework and housework, I don`t need screaming kids.

This always makes me laugh. look at that adorable face ....

Wow that's so true

Actually in the correct order, too...

Yes yes yes! We parents need at least one way to get some revenge, don't we?

"Challenge accepted."

the deal is we know all these stuff and we keep having baby !!

Starve to death then.

That's right, loll! And now, I want another one

My son does this on purpose and loudly announces that I have failed my brake check.

That made me snort 😂

Aaa bless his white cotton socks💓

I tried this once. Forged my mom's signature. Somehow, they figured out the cursive 8-year-old writing wasn't my mom.

My son came out with his hands like this, the midwives said, he thinks he's doctor evil. Lol

I`ll be simply an aunt.

Moon moon? Is that you?

Yes Yes Yes! Especially when they refuse to eat a homecooked meal and whine for McDonald's instead!

I do this a lot with my friend's kids. It works :-)

TF happened to baby number 2? Is that when they're left to their own means? 😂

Cut my sons finger once, he cried for 10 seconds....I cried for 10 minutes

I think you could fit some more in there

Too many toys!

Yes...because they refused to eat what you made them for dinner.

I had a cat who loved fruit and did that. My kids, never. But they tried to steal and eat the catfood.

Or other sock?

Why don't we just mix the two. No need to wonder after that.

Funny!

Demonic baby

My wife sleep before they do

oh man, if only all these boomers saw it from our side. AND what if it's actually something really cool eh?

Husbands too

Potty dance ALWAYS gives it away!!

I'll say no, I am tired too, we both have to share the carrying