50 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In London And Just Had To Share

and now they're running out of almost everything

This girl is going places. What a fantastic come back.

I need to memorize this. It would fit in many situations, not just in London...

Also, I think the accent is a give away

Can you feel the burn? (It's not from the wildfires).

Da-da da da

That happens a lot. People’s bags get in the way of the doors.

Oh dear. We (Americans) are not all this stupid, I promise!!!

Hahaha 'triangle cult' hahaa

BHAHaaHAHa

Sounds like most dates.

I remember once having to tie my shoelaces in London. Though I tried to take care where I stopped, I was silently pushed to the floor by angry pedestrians striding with purpose. London has its on rules.

Ouch. Don't you just love the british sense of humour.

Need this one a shirt.

Ha ha!

I like them.

One time I was so terribly bloated (courtesy of my IBS) that someone offered me their seat. I was too embarrassed to refuse...

I would oblige!

Humm when I read that it sounded Scottish in my head?

It is just something we voted for and we got it, but we still got no clue what it is!

Hahaha. Again, this is why I love London. They take no sh!t and give no fu*ks.

Very British indeed

Hahaha, I love that woman

Lol.

Brexit is really hurting the British and it's sad. Just because a group of wankers wanted more money and lied to get it (and admitted they lied). Boris is a twat.

And it's an art form

I've heard it as champagne tastes on a beer budget. Old Aussie saying :P

I'll take that as a maybe, then.

Oooooh it couldn't get more sarcastic than that. I love it.

quick learner

Earlier : Woman to Taxi drive- Go to La guadia, La gouida, Lagida...forget it JFK please.

Quidditch is much more exciting....

In England, it's called Bucks Fizz, or certainly used to be...

Oh God, epic.

How can you hate having a fox in your room?? 😱😱😱

Hey, the UK is the place with the highest amount of convertibles in europe - talking about optimism here....

So was I. I'm a stay at home orphan now. Ok so I'm 60 but sometimes you still want Mummy and Daddy

There was his mistake, using politeness in London ..

Lovely friends, those.

Good question though 😄

Question is, is the American disgusted or excited by that? I'd be disgusted personally.

He must have been having second thoughts at that stage.

I went about twenty years ago and I'm still waking up every morning with a hangover from it.

Who told BP I said that ;)

Yes, and cheese.

My mom used to say "don't tell anyone your troubles, half of them don't care and the other half are glad it happened to you".

use the tub

There's an app for that 😉 (mouse jiggle)

If it was like Brexit, there would be people hanging off the train trying to get back in after it's already left...

Guess I’m a true Londoner (despite the fact I’ve never stepped out of Asia) ;’)

A masters is a useful delay

True

What is Zone 4?

Look, true Irish people recognise townies easily by the weird clothes. An AMERICAN... simple.

No-one will break the no talking on the tube rule. It’s like fighting on holy ground. You just don’t.

My two moods.

That one didn't age well.