50 Hilariously Bad Notes And Texts From Awful Neighbors

Call the fire department for that burn.

Fair example.

This is actually funny lol

I would leave the country and start a new life in poland

Polite neighbor

I'm sorry, but I had to giggle.

Douche

A book stealer. That's going to get more than a mean glare. At least a tut tut as well!! tut-tut-tu...fb399f.jpg

Well as long as its consensual

Don’t suppose you could appologise first? Edit; BLOODY HELL ty for so many UPVOTES-

Small child running freely and laughing and giggling!!!! Oh the horror !!

I once went to a major-league baseball game, and the lady (on a cell phone) behind us kept screaming at my son to calm down, be quiet and sit. The ushers saw I was getting kinda ugly at her for treating my son like that, so they simply moved us up to the front. "Lady, it's a freaking baseball game! He's SUPPOSED to stand up and cheer!"

You have to have so many screws loose to not realize how messed up sending a note like this to a parent is.

BP would sensor the response I would give to my neighbor.

It’s disruptive for the dogs because they would love love love to have a little kid to run around with and play and the bird would like someone to talk to instead of the old b***h with the broom up her a*s that they’re stuck with.

I'd love to hear the police response to that call! "So there's a child running around laughing in their own yard? Yes of course we'll send the SWAT team right away." What a nasty b!tch.

No way this is real..if it is then person has serious issues

This can't be real ... There are not actual idiots like that out there in the wild are there ?

Take this note to the police, identify the neighbor, and say you fear for your child's safety given the obvious animosity.

As a bird owner, I can assure you that the bird actually will look forward to the entertainment. That's how birds roll.

Go ahead, call the police so they can fine YOU for looking in your neighbours yard, which is a violence of privacy!

I'd be putting a trampoline and a basketball net in just to spite them. And maybe a pool for summer. (Though some areas have those weird HOA so depends on that I suppose).

This is wrong. I don't like children myself but I acknowledge and respect that children will be children and you can't stop them from enjoying themselves nor should you.

Sounds like a real KAREN of a neighbor. Her kids should be able to run around in their own backyard anytime they want to.

The police won't help you, dumbass!

I'd LOVE to be there for the conversation with the cops, lol!

Do not believe. Someone wrote this themselves so they could be dramatic.

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I think I’d give my kids as many noisemaker toys as I could that don’t completely disturb the peace (think kazoos not air horns) and literally insist they call the cops and let the chips fall where they may. This coming from someone who had to call the cops twice in two hours because my neighbors think it’s ok to blast their music to the point it feels like I’m living next door to a live concert. They even received a written warning from our park management for doing the very same thing the day before. I’m trying to recover from a hospital stay all why preparing for another hospital visit. Blaring music so loud I can’t hear my TV. THAT’S a legitimate disturbing the peace complaint. Not when the kid comes outside bouncing his basketball and laughing.

lol what an a-hole

Can I have these people with the small child as neighbors? I have dogs and horses and both would love seeing a small child running around.

This person would get a letter back from me that was something to the effect of "Dear "Neighbor", kindly go f**k yourself, and your dogs and bird too."

Playing in their own yard? The audacity of it all!

I would write a two word response: "Go ahead".

Call the police.

I would like to see what the police would say

I'd love to hear that phone call to the police

Dear neighbors, playdate at my house. Cookies will be served.

Oh...My...GOD! If I was the person on the receiving end of this....

Don't worry, I'm going to call them for you.

If someone sent me that note, I would call the police!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What an entitled piece of s**t!

The police are going to laugh louder than the kid

What a psychopath

I would let my child run outside naked after that note.

Just what is the police call code number for "Child laughing"?

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When my siblings and I were youngsters, we had a neighbor woman that we called "the witch nextdoor." She was constantly watching us to make sure we didn't get too close to their yard. Her husband was no better. One time we noticed her sitting with her back to the nearest window. She was pretending to read the newspaper - but inside the open newspaper she was holding a mirror so she could still see everything we were doing, which was just playing outside as kids do. Apparently she thought herself to be clever with her monitoring our play. One time she thought we got too close (always in our own yard) and she came outside and yelled to us that we had to stay five feet away from her yard at all times. My sister, the oldest of the six of us, had the presence of mind to reply, "Oh, we'll remember THAT! FIVE FEET. FIVE FEET!" We and my parents had plenty of laughs over that episode. As if she had the right to order us around in our own yard! 🙄🤣

Sum b***h is crazy

How dare children be outside in the fresh air! They should be on their xbox's starting wars and playing a game of people playing football. How dare they play real football!