50 Hilariously Bad Notes And Texts From Awful Neighbors

Call the fire department for that burn.

Fair example.

This is actually funny lol

I would leave the country and start a new life in poland

Polite neighbor

I'm sorry, but I had to giggle.

Douche

A book stealer. That's going to get more than a mean glare. At least a tut tut as well!! tut-tut-tu...fb399f.jpg

Well as long as its consensual

Don’t suppose you could appologise first? Edit; BLOODY HELL ty for so many UPVOTES-

Small child running freely and laughing and giggling!!!! Oh the horror !!

What would the plan be if she did end up being impressed?

Great. Now I want cake.

lol

lol

I love the passive-aggressive note template lol

We have people who can't PUSH A BUTTON.

Eeew

Oh look! Time to clean out the garage!

That's a Guinea pig.

That's actually reasonable.

I really hope they got their stuff back! Don't eff around with people's coffee & AC

Please, please send a copy of this to his girlfriend.

Police

A trampoline in the bedroom? They must have quite the high ceilings.

Back when Catholics couldn't eat meat on Fridays, a protestant moved into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday night, he'd grill a steak. After awhile, this really got to his neighbors, and they talked him into converting. At his baptism, the priest sprinkled Holy Water on his head, and said, "You were born a Protestant, you were raised a Protestant, and now you're a Catholic." Next Friday, the guy's out grilling his steak. The neighbors come over to tell him that's not allowed. The get there just in time to see the man sprinkle water on the steak and say, "You were born a steer, you were raised a steer, and now you're a fish."

I have a neighbour with the same name as me. We frequently accidentally open each other’s packages, realise our error, return the package and have a laugh. I’m concerned that one day one of us will open a package that shouldn’t be opened and our short acquaintance will be lost to the ages…

I'm sorry but I cannot get over what gorgeous handwriting this person has!

They’re keeping their composure much better than I would if someone took my takeaway

I guess you reap what you sow?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Without more or some context, I see nothing wrong with this one. Odds are her daughter her of a sleepover and wondered why she wasn't invited and her mother fished on her behalf. Sucks for Missy, but nothing rude nor obnoxious in the inquiry.

This one is kind of cute.

A bit specific, that.

Must have a tardigrade for a pet

I was living in the top floor of an apartment building. And one night I hear the sounds of loud fighting. Due to some weird acoustics in the building, it sounded like it came from above me. I was the top floor, there was no such thing as above me. The lady who lived below me heard it as well, but she had called the cops. Who promptly showed up on my doorstep thinking it was coming from my apartment. I didn't let them in because I was embarrassed I hadn't cleaned. Later learned the cops had reported to the neighbor they thought it was suspicious I didn't let them in, and were convinced it was me. I lived alone. No one was ever in there but me. It was all very weird.

Nope.

Try flattening those tires. They look expensive.

I mean, seriously though... if covid was in full swing, construction and all sorts of other sh!t was put in hold just like everything else in life was... get over it. We all suffered a little.

Use a few more poorly drawn exclamation points!!!!!! I don't think they understand your tone well enough!!!

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I have no freaking clue what those blacked out words say. Stupid censor!

8:59 is almost midnight? I would not like the loud music either but 8:59 being almost midnight is like Tuesday being almost Friday.

If you want your own parking spot, have a driveway. Public street = public parking.

Okay. But seriously. Shut your dog up. Not everyone wants to hear incessant barking. Two wrong here. None of them right.

What a gem! Really concerned about their precious phone number. Should have replied their dog barked it out in Morse code- a cry for help.

Yeah, sure. Used only once, but really, REALLY badly by Stevie Wonder, Leona Helmsley, and the Hulk (when he wasn’t in a good mood).

Or, you know, keep your water at your level. Kind of ridiculous to do if you have people below you. The same goes for you, you chose to move into a duplex and share space.

I mean, is it really possible to mistake rainwater for dog urine? I think this has happened more than once, given the tone? Having said that, I love dogs and would probably just cover my furniture & buy the dog a fake grass patch as a goodwill gesture.

Why did they sign the note with c**t face?