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Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I'm guessing that didn't end so badly. Kind of a cute and embarrassing mishap
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Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago
I mean hey, on the bright side of things he possibly got a new boyfriend!
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
No wonder he was super hot then lol. Why can't there be more super hot straight guys T-T
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
If he feels the need to lie about such an unsignificant thing who knows what else he will lie about...
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Ida Steen (Imezia) 8 years ago
An how did she not notice the uber driver was the same as in the tinder photos of the guy shes supposed to meet?
Paulette Guillory-Gardner 8 years ago
I think I just fell off the sofa laughing.....BURN!!!!!!
Betty Osthoff 8 years ago
There are a lot of people who do this as a side job with the economy on top of their real job.
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Diane Serpa 8 years ago
how about be honest? I was in San Diego with a friend and we had no extra money. A boy tried to pick me up. I told him I had a boy friend. He said he just wanted to have lunch with me and talk about music. I told my friend and my boyfriend and they both said "bring us left overs". It was not a bad date but maybe not a safe idea.
Charlotte Brine 8 years ago
Id have walked her to the door and insisted on coffee before I left
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
you mean depending on what kind of a weirdo you are
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Smoky 8 years ago
She should have said something loud enough for the girl on the phone, to show her what a*****e he is
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
I would have made some sex noises... And if people around are starting to look at me strangely I'll explain to them that the guy supposed to be my date is in fact cheating on his girlfriend. Yeah, I'm that bad.
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tara skogly 8 years ago
Jessica D you should have said out loud, "hey BABE; who's on the phone? ;D
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Smoky 8 years ago
Leaving without saying a word is disrespectful but if a guy would say something like this in a serious way and depending of what person it is, how long we had talked, it could be really creepy and weird even if you believe in jesus.
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I think schizophrenics can be great life partners. I have met some that are in wonderful relationships. But if they are set on a religious delusion, then f*****g run because they are seriously dangerous.
Daria B 8 years ago
Hmmmh.... This brings a whole new meaning to the leadership of Angela Merkel....
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Jim Hubbard 8 years ago
Note to self: In a bad date? Tell her Jesus spoke to you and told you she was the one.
Nataliya Nikolova 8 years ago
Good thing you never returned, I almost needed a restraining order for a guy who said that
Liz Roman 8 years ago
My response would of been more like "and the Lord taketh away" then left
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
She isnt worth it i judge a guys worth by my ability to fart. Its just gas people we all fart enough to fill a hot air balloon in a year
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
My ex used to fart around me all the time. One month into the relationship, he let one rip. As he was about to say sorry, he stopped because I was laughing
Spicy Mickey Mouse 3 years ago
I'll know he's the one when I fart and he looks at me and just thinks "wow😍"
Come With Me 8 years ago
if you can't fart in front of a person you like - that means there is no love involved
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ALIYAH ALLEN 8 years ago
God works in mysterious ways. Maybe god had a better plan for both of you to get what you need and not what you want.
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
If she listened to you for a whole hour without telling you to go away, just date this woman, she deserves a chance.
just a thought 8 years ago
Hey ! That's not bad ... If you both spoke to each other for an hour ,I think she could be the one !
just a thought 8 years ago
(That too without realizing that she isn't the one )
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Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago
I think it's safe to assume he doesn't spend much time around women other than his mother
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Twist plot: it's his mom that taught her about the boob thing and they practice it daily... Okay, I'm out!
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Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
If I were her, I would go out of the car, go to his house and talk to his mom about his disrespect for women. I'm dead serious and he'd be dead, literally.
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Tracey Martens 8 years ago
If only you were Tina Belcher, this would have been your PERFECT date...
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Mark Fergel 8 years ago
Could happen. First date with a girl (coffee at a local shop) and her ex-husband, their two kids and his new wife showed up.
blugeagua 8 years ago
If she has an ex husband and two kids then she's not a "girl", she's a woman.
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Mom datecrashed. Mine did this. Making sure he "was a nice boy*
Josh Ritter 8 years ago
...this might be his worst date too. I ran into an ex-girlfriend once when on a Tinder date. That wasn't fun.
Shana 8 years ago
If you're been dating for a while, it could be ok. But for a first date? Aren't you supposed to get to know each other at first date? Not their parents...
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Samantha Beckett 8 years ago
hahahahaaaa I mean dreadful, but funny if it's not happening to you.
Alfredo Palacios 8 years ago
A puking girl is not so awful! Men can forgive that... It's not the same with girls...
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P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
that's why I pay for my own check on first dates. Because I don't want anybody to tell me what or what not to order.
Carly 8 years ago
This reminds me of when I hooked up my cousin with my husbands cousin. She got all dressed up and met him at the movie theaters parking lot. They started talking, when she asked if they could could go in, he said: "What for? We can talk out here."
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I'm sure he plans on sharing his load. Ba dum tis
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Katinka Min 8 years ago
It'S 2017 - you should have offered to pay for the food if your date is broke.
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Diane Serpa 8 years ago
People will say the most thoughtless things to people they barely know.
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Andrei Dima 8 years ago
When you are too poor for restaurant so you have to wash their dishes all night long..
Erza 8 years ago
Why would you say that to the waitress? If he came $7 short, it's only logical she stopped him.
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Stille20 8 years ago
I don't think its normal. Even if you are totally into social media, it is a really self centered thing to do.
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Intensive Panda 8 years ago
There was actually a post on bored panda some time ago about a guy tweeting about a date 😲
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Wait, you stayed after the 2 first tweets? Or did you discover it later after the date? I know I would have left promptly.
Danny Root 8 years ago
What's a live tweet? Like a moment by moment update on what they were doing?
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Kev 8 years ago
This sounds like something from "10+ Times Dogs Tried To Bend Human Rules, And It Was Hilariously Adorable" from the dog's point of view - the profile pic doesn't help!
Allana Rose 8 years ago
I'd have shoved my way in between them! No way would I be sitting on the dang beanbag like a little kid!
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Traci Ramirez 8 years ago
Old Mitch He'd burg joke... I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get VERY ANGRY with me if she heard me say that.... RIP that guy was hilarious
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
Nah, Ted Mosby was a (fictitious) pathetic dork - this guy sounds like a psycho creep. Run Lauren, run!
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Sigh i feel you buddy. Sexiest most drop dead gorgeous guy i ever met but doesn't bathe. He's still my best friend. Just don't stand near him.
Diane Serpa 8 years ago
Kids should get tested for a sense of smell, like they test your hearing and sight before you enter school. Then you get an olfactory helper animal for those who would otherwise use too much perfume or never wash or have a glandular problem they should get help for.
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Omg. I am mortified at the thought. I am so mortified I think I couldn't even come up with something to get away from it.
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
not as bad... but reminded me.... I do photography as a second job. Went to photograph a wedding and bride to be just woke up (I was there to photograph her getting ready) she jumps in her dress and her wedding party was like "ummm are you gonna shower first? You've been up all night drinking (etc)." She was like "Nope I'm good" I was like are you friggin serious right now? Your wedding day, been drinking and sweating and you're not gonna shower.... wow!
Allana Rose 8 years ago
I would have love to hear the rest of this story...wth did u do after that?
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
He tried to make a joke. It wasn't accepted so I guess she wasn't the girl he was looking for. Still it is bit weird.
Load More Replies... Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
It's smart in fact. Shows that you're the one he wanted, kinda... I think... Maybe...
DankMemographer 8 years ago
If he was cute awkward, I think that would be really cute.. while a little odd
Allie Orona 8 years ago
I think it's cute, but I'm also a pretty socially inept person, so maybe I wouldn't know. Maybe in a later date?
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Erica 8 years ago
When you're nervous and you don't know what kind of s**t is coming out of your mouth.
Adriana E. Henricy 8 years ago
But was he an actor, or a filmmaker? his cousin filmed or was the actor, or were both of them the actors? there is more than one role in adult films...
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Euww! Who on earth would make adult films with their cousin? That's just...euww
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Thomas Kolev 8 years ago
Never go on a date when you still haven't gotten over your last relationship, that simple.
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Kilian Vanheede 8 years ago
Next time you go on a date, let them work with Internet Explorer. If she has the patience for that, she might be the one :-)
Smoky 8 years ago
Uh, working with internet explorerer needs more than just patience :D
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Jenni Ester 8 years ago
I would have offered to pay for the coffee instead. Or laughed it off. She probably had other dates lined up
Katinka Min 8 years ago
Aaaaaand that'S why we date people - to separate the wheat from the chaff. :-D
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Your parting shot should have been "you DEFINITELY don't want me in bed then."
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I would have started filming jack jacking and put it online He's clearly an exhibitionist
Tracey Martens 8 years ago
Nothing like indecent exposure and public sexual indecency on a date.
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
Please tell me you called the police. This will surely upgrade eventually to raping someone.
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coffee zombie 8 years ago
Cancer is the b***h. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?
Sierra Hall 8 years ago
I would be a b***h if I had cancer... just saying. It's not something easy to go through.
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just a thought 8 years ago
Hell yeah ! It gets on my nerves to hear people like that a*****e ...
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Imagi Apoca 8 years ago
I'm a notorious chainsmoker and I don't leave movies just for a cigarette! And on a date?!
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
As a smoker. I can't imagine getting such a crave as to need 3 cigarettes in 2 hours.
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Well, I would have agreed with you in a heartbeat..... Until the made Superman vs Batman where batman was a f*****g a*****e toward superman...
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
There is ALWAYS need for a flow chart. Lol
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Stacey Loveless 8 years ago
Umm. Batman is better. The flow chart is a bit much, buttttttttt. Just kidding, that's nuts. (Except that Batman does rule)
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
That remind me that time, I was drinking out with friends and ordered some Gin tonic and he started a rant about how whiskey was better. I didn't even know the guy and he even started ranting to the poor waiter afterward...
Ashley Harrold 6 years ago
Ok I love Batman and agree he's better than superman but come on, let people love what they love
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Daria B 8 years ago
You can think yourself lucky! Immagine if you were a blond caucasian and only noticed his racism late in the relationship.
blugeagua 8 years ago
You can have blonde hair and look Caucasian and still be biracial.
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Maisa Chaves 8 years ago
Isn't it great to know someone's true self right at the first date instead of 8 years later?
Agnes Jekyll 8 years ago
You found out who he was immediately. In a way, he did you a favour--but what a horrible person.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Shes kidding people learn sarcasm. If its completely the opposite of what should be said I'm sure its a joke. Naima just put sarcasm in brackets at the end.
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Katrė Šeduikytė 8 years ago
Looks like the prince liked you enough to carry you home. Well done!
Thomas Kolev 8 years ago
That honestly sounds like a date that ended with "Now we're married".
Darth Vader 8 years ago
Yeah I don't really think that was your worst date. More like his worst date.
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Hugo Raible 8 years ago
So yes, some people have unusual fetishes, what's the big deal there? Either you have it in common or not...
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I don't get these people. There are plenty fetish places on the web, why ask vanilla people for it?
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Hamlets twin 8 years ago
I mean, not a great date, but he was up front and didn't do anything real creepy. Not too bad considering...
Diane Serpa 8 years ago
dishonest swingers ruin it for honest ones. be a phuqing grownup and be honest!
Alida Saxon 8 years ago
It's only poly if you're up front about it. It's lying and cheating if you aren't.
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AJ Hinton 8 years ago
Hard to explain that one. But sometimes there's just something about a person that you feel the need to keep trying with. Just a vibe I guess.
Load More Replies... just a thought 8 years ago
Maybe he was an introvert and finally got the courage to meet his date !
Femkje Stroop 7 years ago
There is also something that is called "divorce"🤔 As you are crying over this trie story; I thought I'd bring that option to your mind😉😊
Allana Rose 8 years ago
You are crying by the end of this post. Does this mean u r now divorced? Cause those times he stood u up were pretty big red flags to me!
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Tanja Caloi 8 years ago
sounds like the perfect date! reminds me of when me and my first boyfriend first started dating when we were 15! we ate chips and played mario kart -- ended up being together for 4 years :)
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
First, it was techno. Not something good. Second, she left out the part where police came and kicked him out for public disturbance.
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
It was probably either that, or his mom's basement, where he still lives (just a guess)...
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Nobody brags about being in witness protection. She was a compulsive liar.
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
Thinking this is made up by OP. People in Witness Protection are NOT allowed to divulge they're in wit pro.... they get banned.
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Okay, question. When you are in witness protection, do you have to go everywhere with some cops lurking around? I mean, did she come with some gorillas who sat not close by but bot that far either? (It's an honest question, I'm not from the US)
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
Of course no, who would pay two cops for each protected witness? They just relocate the people, give them a new ID, have some regular reports with the person who is in danger and they also have an emergency direct number. No I'm not under witness protection but I've seen documentaries about people who escaped sects and this is how they do, at least in the UK and the US.
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Just give him half the money and tell him it's better to not see each other. Ever.
Cheyenne 8 years ago
I hate thes fucktards who think a woman owes them sex because they bought her dinner. Nobody owes you a damn thing.
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
I had almost the same. Here is my worst date: He called me to suggest we should go to this bar near my place. I told him I had a discount in another bar but he insisted we go to the one near me and when I asked "are you scared that you'll see your gf in that other place?" he just answered "maybe". Anyhow we went to that one near me and I offered to pay for half of everything, he insisted to pay for food + drinks. We were pretty tipsy and I said I wanted to meet my friends for about an hour (he knew them too but didn't hang out often) and we would just have a couple of drinks. After literally 10 minutes he tells me "let's go" and start pulling my arm to the point where my wrist hurt. I told him I wanted to stay an hour not just 10 minutes and he said "no that's enough let's go" and I said no. He said "but I paid for you" and when I asked him "do you believe I'm like a prostitute?" he said "yes" and I punched him.
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
After your previous comment I thought this was a joke. WTF are you even talking about? I don't know where you're from but I'm guessing English isn't your first language so maybe that's why the short cryptic sentences but unless you're kidding maybe you can explain what you mean. Maybe where you're from it's different? Like the middle ages? Clearly people don't understand your posts. Any clarifications? It seems like you think these women owe these men something.
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Danny Root 8 years ago
My best friend growing up was a bigger guy and he was like this around his first few girlfriends until he lost some weight and gained some confidence to eat in front of them. Wouldn't necessarily call that "worst date" material though.
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
Ugh... happened to me too. He asked me out for lunch, wherever I wanted to go... I chose a sushi place. He said "sure". Got there... he didn't ordered anything, he said he didn't like sushi. UGH!!!
Tim Graham 8 years ago
that's actually a really nice gesture. He didn't care about himself, he only wanted to please you. Why is that so bad?
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Bel Panado 8 years ago
Maybe he's trying to be polite? Wouldn't it be too awkward to say that if you just met each other?
Anita Wolf 8 years ago
I think it's amazing, we human beings are able to tell where exactly the other person is looking at in our face!
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Nea 8 years ago
It's sad that we need to point our sarcasm for people who don't get it
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Sammy Caras Zayante 8 years ago
Would you prefer he had a tooth retainer, and put it next to your food?
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Those replacements are expensive, but he should have had a better story or at least something to say about it.
Mark Kelly 8 years ago
Implants and bridges can be expensive. Still no excuse for the amount of time.
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Christian Claydon 5 years ago
SO?!?! WHATS SO bad about laughing? I would be flattered if mi friends thought i was that funny!
Giovanni Pipicella Luciana DiMari 8 years ago
Well... That movie ain't that funny. May be if it was "FAQ about time travel"...
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I am guessing blue people, airbender was beyond crappy.
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Talking about his amoebic dysentery WAS flirting. You just didn't respond so he moved on to his next victim.
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Kieron Behan 8 years ago
What even- Who the hell throws away good pizza?!?! F*ckin' sacrilege...
Alessandra Perrin 8 years ago
I am pretty sure "threw away" means he ate them, not threw them in the garbage
Load More Replies... Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
Maybe those are Zimbabwean dollars and that would mean 0,11USD :p
Load More Replies... Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Well a 15" pizza is a 15" pizza. It could have 20 slices or 10 slices.....ya know?
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Marta Frazão 8 years ago
Just to be the man who walks 300 mile to fall down at your door!
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Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago
You probably go the wrong way, and she thinks you want to kidnapped her
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Cherry Ann 8 years ago
vampire like kind of a person.. just cuttin not bitin n suckin the blood out lol! :D
Rogue Angel 8 years ago
You should have told her you like your women to dress up as Darth Vader and play light sabre fights... ;)
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Christian Claydon 5 years ago
i mean so? it could have just transformed into a friendly dinner/lunch/brunch/movie/etc.
Rogue Angel 8 years ago
So... you could have had dinner or drinks still. She might have been a really nice person.
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Yeah, but was it a real she or a she that was a he at some point, so it's not really a she?
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
A transgender person is still a person. They deserve to be acknowledged as people and not "it".
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Good show but how about talking about normal stuff. Likes dislikes some history on your life. I guess I'm old fashion
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
Nothing wrong with Game of Thrones. I'd LOVE to have dinner with that guy.
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Gerry Higgins 8 years ago
This is the PERFECT man!!!! Mom will eventually die and leave you the money!!!!!
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Spike Rebel 8 years ago
Yeah, never took a date on star wars prequels, right? Lol! )
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rachel smith 8 years ago
Attraction does not equal permission to touch someones body
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
I hope you still got another chance after that. Accidents happen to us all!
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Christian Claydon 5 years ago
but was ur ex nice? i mean... as long as the ex wasnt a * it would be fine! right?
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Lucypwet 8 years ago
I had quite the same. A guy showed up already drunk, insulted me during the date because I do not like reggae. After I refused to go to his place (duh!) a called me a b***h, I quote "too stupid not wanting to be with a nice guy like me". After that, I went to a gay squat and dance all night long on...reageaton :D
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Cherry Ann 8 years ago
i think she's just shy.. that normal when ur high school ..puppy love thing
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Adriana E. Henricy 8 years ago
Sheldon Cooper doesnt date, that would be wollowitz
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Emma Mowinckel 8 years ago
Let me play the devil's advocate here. As a person who has issues with dating, and social interaction in general, to me this seems like an incredibly smart and adorable way of showing effort, logic and possibly also devotion in a future relationship. I get that if you're not used to unusual ways of communication, or if the other person is awkward and has a hard time actually making their case, this may seem a bit silly and there can be cringe-worthy moments in the presentation, but if you are willing to step out of your comfort zone and try new ways of self-expression and to appreciate the probably immense effort it took the other one to even put themselves in the situation where they get to make a case and present to you why they would make a good partner, or why they think the two of you would be good together, you'll realize that it's a sweet thing, performed by someone, who really, truly tries. Presentation-Person, don't give up, there are weirdo fish in the sea for you!
Allie Orona 8 years ago
I think it's cute! Though, I think it should be a later date of theirs.
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just a thought 8 years ago
Oder ? And I don't think it's his fault that the blueberry smoothie was gray , as he didn't make it himself ...
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GlassOfWater 8 years ago
The only way I can talk to guys is if we talk/enthuse about gaming (I'm shy as hell) :(
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Rogue Angel 8 years ago
Or maybe she did, and he decided it was too much of an opportunity to miss.
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
Why the hell does it have downvotes? I guess one started downvoting you and the sheeps did the same because the sheep leader did it...
OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago
Nice psychology. Me, being a type 1 person just up voted this to prove you wrong. Smart
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Outatime 8 years ago
Why?? My husband and i had our first date on New Year's Eve. It was fun, happy, and totally wonderful
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
I had a 68 Ford Mustang, that I loved, but I could only start it with a screwdriver as well. *Sniffs* somethings cant be helped!
Mark Kelly 8 years ago
My brothers other car is like that because the ignition cylinder was stuck in the start position.
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Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
Her date didn't think she was gay enough and assumed they were meeting as friends.
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Tessa 8 years ago
Ever thought about telling that you're gay before you meet up? I never assume someone is gay until they tell me, some people seem gay but are straight so..
Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
Yup, I've been on the girl side of that so I didn't take any chances after that. It took forever for my husband and I to get together because I thought HE was gay (actually, I had shaved my head for the hell of it around that time and HE thought I was a lesbian).
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So you didn't tell her from the get-go, you waited until she made a move? This one's on you, buddy, this was her #myworstdate
Grace Smith 7 years ago
He meant he thought it was obvious that it was gay but she hadn’t realised
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Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
I can only imagine such date. She: I decided we should walk on the beach. Me: I decided to stay single.
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
Why all the downvotes? It really doesn't. What's wrong with a girl in a suit who likes beaches and disagrees with you?
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Jess Gore 8 years ago
Not really seeing why this was such a bad date. Sounds pretty fun to me, even in skinny jeans.
Jaclyn 8 years ago
It's a bad first date. If you don't know anything about your date don't assume they want to scale a rock wall with you. I'd be pretty unhappy with that date idea.
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Sofia Kratchanova 8 years ago
Probably if he saw your bad spelling you wouldn't go on a date at all..
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Hamlets twin 8 years ago
That's not a date, that's a failed hook up. Plus how do you confuse I need help moving furniture with "f**k-me" eyes?
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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
So, while on your date you're also on Twitter? I think it's more like HIS worst date than yours. Maybe you should try to date the guy from earlier in this list that post everything on Twitter to ask his followers their opinion on the date...
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Hanna 8 years ago
I read too fast. Then did a double-take on "his balls into your bucket" and tried to figure out how that would work/look.
Darth Vader 8 years ago
Woah a cat that plays golf! That would be enjoyable to watch. No problem with that.
Darth Vader 8 years ago
Woah! A cat that plays golf? that would be enjoyable to watch. I don't see the problem.
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LadyAna 8 years ago
Splitting the bill is fine if that is previously established. My question is was he unable to pay for his own? She doesn't specify.
Load More Replies... Lori Berryman 8 years ago
There's a difference between 'let's go Dutch' and 'I don't have enough'.
Tony Cabré 8 years ago
What's wrong? Its the 5th time I read something similar here. Guys dating with no money? I don't get it
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Grace Smith 7 years ago
I am christin but I’m not a crazy one bc I think gay marriage is awesome 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
PyroKitty 6 years ago
I am also a Christian, and though I do not support gay marriage, I don't mind coexisting or being friends with gay people. I have no problem with the people, I just don't agree with their choices. <3
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#107
Ben Gabbert 8 years ago
And if it wasn't the first date, it probably would have been! Gotta know where the line is for coming on too strong.
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Thomas Kolev 8 years ago
Just saying "Nope" would have sufficed, some people really have a stick up their a*s.
When navigating the complexities of social interactions, whether on a date or elsewhere, it's fascinating to observe how people often find creative ways to navigate unspoken rules.
Similarly, dogs have their own inventive tactics for bending boundaries, as explored in unexpected rule navigation.
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person (i think) 8 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 8 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
Babs 8 years ago
I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!
Hugo Raible 8 years ago
Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively
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Monica Cruz 8 years ago
#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.
Kira Leseman 8 years ago
He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.
Emma-Lee Tattam 8 years ago
As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side
Emma-Lee Tattam 8 years ago
Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country
Heather Adams 8 years ago
My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/
person (i think) 8 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 8 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
Babs 8 years ago
I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!
Hugo Raible 8 years ago
Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively
Load More Replies... Monica Cruz 8 years ago
#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.
Kira Leseman 8 years ago
He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.
Emma-Lee Tattam 8 years ago
As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side
Emma-Lee Tattam 8 years ago
Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country
Heather Adams 8 years ago
My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/
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