55 Mom Memes That Are So Funny, You’ll Struggle To Keep Quiet (New Memes)

My girl is just like yours, and also the reason I didn't have any more for the same reasons as yours. We are lucky!

I had one like that. She started acting up when she was older.

having a 'perfect' first child always makes it difficult to entertain the notion of a second one! although i had 3 (glutton for punishment? lol), and they all turned out very well, i COMPLETELY agree, especially with the last sentence. never understood the 'shaming' of people who choose NOT to have kids.

Finally! You said it, everyone's opinion must be respected. I'm tired of my grandma, saying "Oh, you must have kids..." or "One day, you'll have to do the same for your kids...". Actually, I won't have to. I'm a short-tempered person, that wants to give something different, something great to the world. A kid would only slow down a person with my kind of character and ambitions. It would be cruel toward both myself and the child to have him/her. I realise many people feel the need to share their lives with kids, but I'd rather stick to dogs, as they make better side kicks most of the time for a person like myself. Even if I decide to have kids after all, I'd probably adopt an older child, as the average toddler or baby is fully capable of driving me to a suicide. You see, just like you, I'm afraid that if I decide to have children one day, they may be "standard". And I won't be able to take care of a "standard" young child properly.

A carol emery - I'm not having kids not because I'd be a lousy parent (I wouldn't) it's because there are too many people on this planet, and in the next 10-15 years things are going to go tits if people don't change their consumption habits and the way we live our lives, drastically. So why would i want to have a kid to leave it to all the c**p we have coming. Climate wars, mass migration of people from flooded countries. I would call that being responsible, not lousy.

Yeah I was this daughter almost exactly. Mom also didn't want to risk a dud so only child. But I went too far off the reservation from about 18-25, only recently course corrected. Now mom likes to joke about how maybe she should of had a second one.. I jus always reply Too Late! Muhahaha!

I look at it this way..I praise the people that don't want kids because they are fully aware they'd probably be lousy parents. And I also want to tell the people that say they got the perfect kid.."let's correct that..you raised the perfect kid." But the thing that irritates me is the people that say their kids are a burden, yet pump out 5 kids and all of them are out of control. If the first few months you spend with your first newborn leads you to believe that having a child is an unrelenting pain in the butt, then stop having more kids. Children aren't miraculously perfect by chance. They're perfect because the parent(s) put hard work and effort into it, led by example and laid down rules and guidelines from the beginning. Applause to those that raised the perfect kid,

That's sad that you don't like your kids.