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There are plenty of hoops people have to jump through every day, whether they’re male or female. But today, we invite you to walk a mile in the shoes of a ‘messy woman’ and browse the daily happenings the fairer sex has to deal with one meme at a time.

Started in 2020, the ‘Messy Women’ Instagram account mostly covers minor annoyances, like bad hair days or having nothing to wear. The posts also gently mock the somewhat absurd things we as women do, such as being dramatic for no reason or spending money on things we might not actually need. We have listed some of the best examples shared by the account, so scroll down for the witty posts and enjoy.

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Sad Quokka
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3 years ago

Awesome humour

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    That feeling of trying to stay as asleep as possible for that minute or two, but when you make it back to bed it just isn't the same

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    Pink Princess
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    3 years ago

    Omg I do this all the time. I must look like a complete maniac laughing to myself.

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    ✂️

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Only 2?

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    Sue Denham
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    3 years ago

    May as well eat all the bad things now; tomorrow's another day.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    3 years ago

    Even though I sleep in a tiny little bit of bed because I sleep all curly and small.

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    No worries

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    3 years ago

    Guilty

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    As a guy who is also into guys, I can relate

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Trying to get anyone's attention when you're not hot

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    Mayra
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    3 years ago

    I thought only cats understood pspsps

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Sending someone something you thought funny and them not reacting the way you hoped is a crushing disappointment

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    Bonesko
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    3 years ago

    Does anyone else go completely silent when ignoring a call like I do? Like 'shhh they'll know!' haha

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    My friendships just consist of sending each other advice that neither of us will take, it's the thought that counts though.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Quentin Tname
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    3 years ago

    My gf says this and I literally have the build of a lower case L

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago

    This is one of my stop signs. If I start wondering if I'm overthinking, the answer is probably yes.

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Where can I buy this?

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    I'm a guy and can relate to this.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Nah, not me. I look the same as I did 12 years ago. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing XD

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    I'd be the friend who would purposefully run into the bridge just to fart, then run back into my house giggling like a madman XD

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago

    I've been repeatedly told that when I laugh I sound like the Wicked Witch of the West.

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    ShyWahine
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    3 years ago

    Gurrrrrrrrl, sit down - I got me some tea to spill ….

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    Lou Cam
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    3 years ago

    Yeah but when no one recognises or remembers you've been saying it from the start the joy doesn't last.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago

    Because I'm forever lonely and crave human interaction

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    Pink Princess
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Lol I got my first period in the summer holidays between year 8 and year 9 and I was sooo annoyed. I was lucky that I got mine way later than everybody else.

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    TheMagicOfBeingMia
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    3 years ago

    My therapist is really not getting paid enough for my c**p

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Amen

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    Casey McAlister
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    3 years ago

    I wish it had this much volume. Straight hair is a curse.

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    Bonesko
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    3 years ago

    I have a few guys I regret because I was lonely and they were there. It wasn't worth it. Being lonely isn't or shouldn't be the main criteria for dating someone

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Applies to all of us

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Recently did this, I cringe so hard at old photos, even by just a year. Like "Did y'all fr let me look like this??"

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    That's the point of flirting, but at the same time I don't want it

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    Francis
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    3 years ago

    me last week, when my not so bad looking bos took off hiss sweater... was kinda awkward...

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    Bonesko
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    3 years ago

    Maybe ill get an inheritance from a secret uncle before I have to leave for work 🙏

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    Pink Princess
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    3 years ago

    I'm never going to get drunk when I'm older.

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    Fizzer
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    3 years ago

    Here, here.... *sniff*

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    This is brilliant

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    RafCo (he/him/ele)
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    3 years ago

    That's a fair question though

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Sometimes alone is just better. People are annoying and stressful

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Only 5 months?

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago (edited)

    lmfao that image is perfect

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That picture is making me uncomfortable, I would not stand anywhere near that.

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    Mike Y
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    3 years ago

    If you marry him, you'll hear the same story again.

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Perfect, I just crawled my way up to the surface. Which circle?

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Sorry doesn't fix everything, actions mean 100x more than words ever will

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago

    My friends trying to find my crushes because I don’t have any social media but bored panda and I’m not sure this even counts.

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    Tara Moov
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    3 years ago

    But why do all those bags look empty?

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Same, except it's useless junk like decorations that for some reason I absolutely needed

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    No, it's true. Sometimes I'm on my laptop

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    3 years ago

    It's always a nice thought experiment while you eat a whole pack of cookies

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago

    Reminds me of the time one of my mum's friends spent over an hour sending me links to ads for dogs who are up for adoption despite the fact that Mum has made it very clear she's not going to adopt another one since the original dog passed away. We both knew it wasn't going to happen, but it was fun anyway.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago

    I love how you can clearly see the dress has started to tear on one side because there's no way it's Homer's size.

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago

    I haul it up 2 sets of stairs =_=

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    Ione Alva-wies
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    3 years ago

    Lol my teacher said that she was trying to get administration to fire her

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    Unfeathered Chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What did he say?

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    vvv
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    3 years ago

    Awwww

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago

    Okay, I'd love to do this.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago

    Even non-hurtful things are enough to make me cry. I hate my stupid tear ducts

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago

    I don't think being friends with them is a good idea. What are they saying about u?

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    I hate makeup XD My mother is always harassing me to "wear makeup" as it's "disrespectful" not to (to whom? to what?) She was even telling me I had to wear lipstick during the pandemic when I had a mask on for 8 hours straight at work XD She was born in 1944, so she's of the generation that believes a woman is sloppy/disgraceful if she goes outdoors in anything less than full makeup, perfectly coiffured hair, and a coordinated outfit. Let's just say that I am not the daughter she THOUGHT she was getting when my parents adopted me XD

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    3 years ago

    It is the camera cuz the mirror is saying something different!

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago

    You made it that long? I'm impressed

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Realizing you wasted a good outfit on a boring day

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    When I worked in a grocery store, I tried this with a co-worker who was hitting on young female customers, especially young mothers with babies/toddlers in their cart. I actually overheard him tell one of them what time he got off work and tell her to give him her phone number. It was my first "real" job, so I was stupid and naïve. I reported him to HR. I got mysteriously "let go" a few weeks later XD

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    Loverboy
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    3 years ago

    Doesn't make it a whole lot better. I see people talking about toxicity like it's fine and doesn't matter, why?

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago

    Did anyone else think it was a cow at first glance?

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    No, I disagree that this is "what it's like to be a woman". Most people in general who aren't a-holes and have respect for others will be ready when they're supposed to be. It's only narcissistic d-bags who are chronically late to everything.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    Sometimes it's not boys telling you the lies. Sometimes it's your mom telling you the lies about how ugly and fat you are.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    3 years ago

    Things can be crazy even from bed

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago

    That's a .... I don't even want to go there image for the context.

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    Unfeathered Chicken
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    3 years ago

    you wanna die today!? *cracks knuckles*

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago

    I love the pretty colours in the sky. The way the pinks, the blues and the oranges blend perfectly together ♥️

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago

    That's so cute

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    Spocks's Mom
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    3 years ago

    Awww. Put that cutie in a car seat. 💕💕

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    Spocks's Mom
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    3 years ago (edited)

    LOL! Michael Cera is aggressively adorable. His role in "This is the End" is priceless.

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    VonBlade
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Something something roles reversed. /s

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

    sorry, WHY are we putting up with him in our lives at all, then?

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    Mike Y
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    3 years ago

    Why have Jackson, when Franklin is better?

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    Dont Sellmyinfo
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    3 years ago

    I miss Daria

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    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago

    Sticky and glazed? I'm lucky to not feel dry and itchy 30 minutes later.

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    Mr Old School Cool
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    3 years ago

    Confirmed. I have seen this look when i was a young bartender

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    DaisyGirl
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    3 years ago

    Did someone say Karen

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago

    "I like the left one. It's more... pensive." "Damn, I was going for 'thoughtful'."

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    Yeet_girl360
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    3 years ago

    I remember as a kid being absolutely OBSESSED with monster high. I would refuse to play with any other doll than my monster high dolls. I had two pairs of MH pj's, a blanket, all the movies on the disk.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I just start talking like my dad. Not tough, just blunt.

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    Brooklyn Roffman
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    3 years ago

    Once a friends brother fell of the swi gset at school and started crying and I didn’t know what to do so I walked away and my friend got mad and we got into a figh because she thought that meant I didn’t like her but actually I just was very socially akward, am still am (still friends with both of them)

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    Unfeathered Chicken
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    3 years ago

    But chewing pizza build ur jaw muscles!

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    Unfeathered Chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Me and my sister

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    Mike Y
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    3 years ago

    I see no problem with this.

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    Unfeathered Chicken
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    3 years ago

    Me looking at my phone every 5 minutes to see if smne commented on one of my BP comments

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago

    I really hate this trope. Why can't people just say what they mean

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago

    Omg mood but he's my ex... I died a long time ago