57 Funny And Relatable Memes That Are Equal Parts Ridiculous And Random

I'm all for more Gargoyles.

*me in the 100 metres sprint,Stumbles from the starting blocks,faceplants 5 metres in* "Ok, that's enough for today. Is the pub open yet?"

Ditto the first line of Winnie the Pooh. "Once upon a time, a very long time ago, about last Friday ..."

An appropriate response.

Yeah, im not taking any advice from the lady who says you need to shove expensive rocks up your vajutz

Still not a good enough reason to marry Mr. Collins, poor Charlotte

Yeah I wrap the pack's Xmas presents.

Cat-in-a-blanket? A corn cat?

I have three comments and can't choose between them so here are all three in no particular order: 1. I'll sign up for this as a weight loss plan. 2. This is the opposite of the Ozempic approach with similar weight loss benefits (healthy, natural, and so much better for your body). 3. Why isn't this an option with my health insurance benefits?

I mean... American English and real English do have some discrepancies...

I have a gmail address with only my first and last name. Same with msn.com, which is no longer issued. I too was an early adopter (still am).

My favorite redrum story: Alfred Hitchcock presents, a lady bludgeons her husband with a leg of lamb, cooks it, feeds it to the detectives. No evidence, no crime.

That sentence is correct no matter what follows "like". Nothing sends a 3 year old over the edge like ______________. Like wearing your shoes on the right feet, like giving them the cookie they asked for, like breathing too fast, too slow, a normal rate, being happy, the sun shining too... shiny? bright? not enough?, the fact that they aren't a dog... potatoes, gravity, the color blue, NOT the color blue...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

The Magnificent Arthritos

LOL! exactly the opposite to me and my wife

It is one of the cutest things to see and I think the most satisfying thing to do as a parent 😂

Both are good

Because the patriarchy only cares about their own survival...

I've been too afraid to use them. Super loud. Plus I'm positive if I turn it on, I'll immediately lose my balance and land with my hand down the drain.

My wife gets angry is if my method doesn't match hers. I once explained my rationale - big mistake!

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Both barking and meowing have definitely come up.

I turn 53 on April 4th, I am way too old to start impaling my enemies.

And those who completely change the recipe and then give the recipe a 1-star review.... like... come on, people! Have some common sense!

US - My daughter returned from a HS trip to Europe and raved about the quality of the food and meals in France and Italy. She said that the food in the US wasn't even in the same ballpark.

A better English teacher would have said 'the mother of one of you'

No way that island wouldn’t get danced on

🤣🤣🤣

If that's Corningware, don't drop it. Thousands of needle sharp pieces!

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But… he did! He even opened up a restaurant for Remy!

Producing and raising the next generation is "more important".

Me too and probably all black cat owners. Black cats probably share between themselves that humans are all visually impaired

Yeah, why is that?

After getting married, my wife brought me to her office. One of her coworker came over and ask if I was her father. Only 6 1/2 yrs difference. Yep.

Oh 15.5 degrees. I get it.

That is exactly why women take their partner's last name, going back thousands of years. To avoid stalkers who knew them from earlier.

Skyrim brunch...